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Mikkymouse
Side Hero Username: Mikkymouse
Post Number: 2911 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 24.255.124.153
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 06:43 pm: |
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Okahyderabadi:uko tammi, neeku edo kattistam antunnaru kada iga ee sariki itla gani
Enti kattinchedhi. Asale meeru T thesukoni vellipotham anna dhaggara nundi maa KKD lo Stalala rates too much ga perugutunnayi. So statue pettinchadam andhulonoo Bhanu gudi center lo assalu sadyam kadhu. Edho oka godaki photo petti dhanda veyyadam varakoo Okay. |
   
Okahyderabadi
Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi
Post Number: 678 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 67.159.45.52
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:46 pm: |
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Cocanada:
uko tammi, neeku edo kattistam antunnaru kada iga ee sariki itla gani |
   
Cocanada
Hero Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 14858 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:42 pm: |
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Humpty_dumpty:
asalu Elca nannu sampadaanike left pocket lo ninchi non-T ID teesi untaadu. meda meeda splinter guchukuni naaku kallu tirugutunte...nenu correst ID bayataki teeyadam ento pakkane steady ga ninchunna Elca wrong ID teeyadam ento teeste teesaru........aa kaalche vaadu .... aalliddarini kaalchakunda nannu kaalchadam ento
 Chiru/Lagadapati/RGV/OT |
   
Humpty_dumpty
Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty
Post Number: 5044 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:39 pm: |
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chass coke kurrod nee tokkay saaru...lekuntay maa kkd vaibhogam seppi walla andarnee sampaysay waadu... bhanu gudi center lo coke bronze statue peduthunaam! |
   
Cocanada
Hero Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 14856 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:35 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:he shoots Coke down....COke is Dead To be continued....
 Chiru/Lagadapati/RGV/OT |
   
Jacksparrow
Junior Artist Username: Jacksparrow
Post Number: 719 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 78.137.141.47
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:28 pm: |
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Ford:Telangana vanni ani sampeshadu Andhra vadini ayyi unte hero ni chesevaadu
Dhaarkar unnadu kadayya... tension padaku inko janma lo nuvvey T cm anta  |
   
Okahyderabadi
Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi
Post Number: 677 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 67.159.45.52
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:26 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:The three take out their IDs to check they are fine n not damaged...and they are glad that all IDs are fine....each one is so authentic and no one can find out they are faked.... again DHarkaar is from T and the other two are not from T...but the trick is they dont know which region is guarding the last checkpost...away from it awaits their life n future... Out of the three dharkaar n elcamino can fake accents...they can do a telangana or non T accent fluently but coke cant....so they try to use cokes wound to his neck for their advantage.... At the check post el and dharkaar will do the talking and coke will remain silent....and when asked they will say coke is hit by a splinter to his throat and he cant talk and thats y he is bleeding at the neck.... They will keep the telangana ID in their right pocket and NON T ID in their left pocket.. Right pocket Telanagana ID Left Pocket non Telanagana ID Right T Left Non T They again revisit their plan and start walking towards the check post....their hearts pounding fast....U absolutely cannot figure out someone belongs to T or non T by the way they look or they dress...the only thing is accent....accent.. there are a million thoughts going around in those three guys heads...but they try to focus... Once they get nearer to the checkpost the guys guarding the check post point their guns towards these three....these three raise their hands in air and slowly approach the check post.... Two guys escort them to the guy incharge of the post....he is smoking a beedi and gives a careless look to these three....Terrified of the events and confused to which accent to choose EL and Dharkaar just turn cold and focus on their ears and concentrate to get the first sound of the guy in which hands their lives depend on....and the guy slowly finishes his beedi....and says "Em ro....hyd nundi uraka vattinru....yaadiki elthundru" bingo:-)...the last check post is guarded by the people of telangana.... So what they need to do is talk in telangana ...and carefully reach for their right pocket and show them the telangana ID.... so as per the plan EL and dharkaar starts talkin in telangana....and explains cokes needs medical help and they are film makers.... They do everything as per the plan.... Coke just nods and reaches for his RIGHT pocket and retrieves the telangana ID as per the plan.. BUT EL and DHARKAAR forget that its the RIGHT pocket where they kept their telangana ID...Instead by mistake over excieted n losing focus they reach for their LEFT pocket and retrieve the non T ID and hand it over to the guy with a smile on their face thinking its all over.... The Guy in charge takes all the IDs....he looks at them.....and his face turns red....and he starts yelling and hurling abuses and in a fit of rage he shoots Coke down....COke is Dead To be continued....
compensatinga - enta kasi mama. |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Hero Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 18202 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 208.88.0.16
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:22 pm: |
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The three take out their IDs to check they are fine n not damaged...and they are glad that all IDs are fine....each one is so authentic and no one can find out they are faked.... again DHarkaar is from T and the other two are not from T...but the trick is they dont know which region is guarding the last checkpost...away from it awaits their life n future... Out of the three dharkaar n elcamino can fake accents...they can do a telangana or non T accent fluently but coke cant....so they try to use cokes wound to his neck for their advantage.... At the check post el and dharkaar will do the talking and coke will remain silent....and when asked they will say coke is hit by a splinter to his throat and he cant talk and thats y he is bleeding at the neck.... They will keep the telangana ID in their right pocket and NON T ID in their left pocket.. Right pocket Telanagana ID Left Pocket non Telanagana ID Right T Left Non T They again revisit their plan and start walking towards the check post....their hearts pounding fast....U absolutely cannot figure out someone belongs to T or non T by the way they look or they dress...the only thing is accent....accent.. there are a million thoughts going around in those three guys heads...but they try to focus... Once they get nearer to the checkpost the guys guarding the check post point their guns towards these three....these three raise their hands in air and slowly approach the check post.... Two guys escort them to the guy incharge of the post....he is smoking a beedi and gives a careless look to these three....Terrified of the events and confused to which accent to choose EL and Dharkaar just turn cold and focus on their ears and concentrate to get the first sound of the guy in which hands their lives depend on....and the guy slowly finishes his beedi....and says "Em ro....hyd nundi uraka vattinru....yaadiki elthundru" bingo ...the last check post is guarded by the people of telangana.... So what they need to do is talk in telangana ...and carefully reach for their right pocket and show them the telangana ID.... so as per the plan EL and dharkaar starts talkin in telangana....and explains cokes needs medical help and they are film makers.... They do everything as per the plan.... Coke just nods and reaches for his RIGHT pocket and retrieves the telangana ID as per the plan.. BUT EL and DHARKAAR forget that its the RIGHT pocket where they kept their telangana ID...Instead by mistake over excieted n losing focus they reach for their LEFT pocket and retrieve the non T ID and hand it over to the guy with a smile on their face thinking its all over.... The Guy in charge takes all the IDs....he looks at them.....and his face turns red....and he starts yelling and hurling abuses and in a fit of rage he shoots Coke down....COke is Dead To be continued.... |
   
Mrhyderabad
Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad
Post Number: 4480 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:08 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
elca, front benchers kosam oka Item song add seyyandi if possible... last check post crossing elaa cheyyala ani alochusthu pakkane vunna dhaba lo ki velthaaru... Ringa Ringa Ringa Ringa
 If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you |
   
Kamal
Side Hero Username: Kamal
Post Number: 4937 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 130.36.62.140
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:08 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
good one .. though I pray that this doesnt happen ! Sach aur saahas hai jiske mann mein - anth mein jeeth usee ki rahe .. |
   
Cocanada
Hero Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 14851 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 04:01 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:They are lost ...They have one check post to cross....they dont know which region people are guarding it...they have both IDs....and they are left for their own to defend....
situation is very interesting Chiru/Lagadapati/RGV/OT |
   
Okahyderabadi
Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi
Post Number: 674 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 67.159.45.52
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 03:58 pm: |
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Ford:Telangana vanni ani sampeshadu Andhra vadini ayyi unte hero ni chesevaaduPapayya
em fikar jeyak first CM nuvve T ki |
   
Ford
Junior Artist Username: Ford
Post Number: 640 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 208.54.90.69
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 03:54 pm: |
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Telangana vanni ani sampeshadu Andhra vadini ayyi unte hero ni chesevaadu Papayya |
   
Okahyderabadi
Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi
Post Number: 672 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 67.159.45.52
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 03:52 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:and they board the cab and start travelling....they get mobbed atleast five times but miraculously escape the attack...they have to cross 7 check posts to reach maharashtra and they cross 6.....and when they are like 2km from the last check post papi says "the last checkpost should be easy for us...they belong to" and before he can complete the car is hit by a bazooka ....It directs hits the car at the driver seat and splits the car into two..and the two parts starts spinning out of control..the three people sitting at the back of the car are safe....with coke hit n bleeding by a small superficial wound to his neck...and the three run to check for Papi....and they r shocked to see Papi is Dead....
mottaniki Papi meeda kasi teerchunkunnavu tammi Papi |
   
Mrhyderabad
Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad
Post Number: 4474 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 03:43 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
narration If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Hero Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 18200 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 208.88.0.16
Rating:  Votes: 6 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 03:26 pm: |
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They reach CMs residence...after the mandatory security screening they meet the CMs PA...Idly...Idly wishes them and starts explaining them about the protocol... "CM gari hearing aid sariga panicheyyatam ledhu....so mee questions koddhiga gattiga adagandi....ayana vayasu ni dhrusthilo ettukuni 20mins kantey ekkuva sepu interview seyyakandi....ayana koorcho ledu...inga ayana eye sight sariga ledhu so meeru mundhey cheppandi camera etu vipu undho so he can look into it...." avi ini mind block iina mugguru ok antoo thala oopi meeting room lo lights,sound equipment and camera set chesaru....appudu coke says "eedu kaneesam matladagalada leka manamey dubbing seppukovala??" .. the three broke into laughter again and suddenly the secuirty storms the room and they know that CM is arrving... The CM is 86 years old...he cant walk so he is being bought in a wheel chair to the interview room....its a sight so poetic that its a perfect metaphor of a leader of a place which is going to its grave...both in wheel chairs with no hope.... CM is set in the chair....he is directed towards the camera...and before they are ready to shoot CM signals to idly...idly calls sonia.... "pranaaam maathaji....CM wants to convey his thanks to u....he wants to assure just like all his interviews he is not going to talk anything that would even question the sincerity of high command in this issue....jai hind" idly signals us to start...interview starts...and dharkaar starts askin qs "CM garu 3 years avuthundhi....thousands of life crores of wealth destoyed...endhuku inka oka resolution theeskoledhu" CM signals he cant hear...appudu idly occhi...."gattiga ...inka gattiga matadandi" ani antadu so dharkaar qs again almost yelling... "CM garu 3 years avuthundhi....thousands of life crores of wealth destoyed...endhuku inka oka resolution theeskoledhu" and CM says "maaku kooda chala bhadhaga undhi...prajalu samyavanam painchali...pranthiya bhedhalu thagginchu kovali" and dharkaar asks again "kaani meeru em chesthunnaru to bring situation under control...why are you not using any force beyong airports??? and CM says "High command is very sympthetic towards our situation...they r doing their best to come up with something that will satisy all parties...appati varaku prajalu pranthiya vibhedhalu marichi anyonyanga undali" highly agitated with this rhetoric response dharkaar qs again "But high command decidion theeskunelopu ikkada manushulu bathiki undali kadha...why dont u come out once and see wats happening there?" ee question ini CM serious ithadhu....chevulo unna hearing aid theesi pakkana etti he starts looking away from camera....idly comes to pic and facilitates for CM to leave the room....and then he says "our protocol said no controversial questions...interview ends here" and before he completes this he gets a call...he lifts his mobile and starts hearing to the voice and his face turns to shock and he switches on the nearest television...the aereal visuals shows whole airport in smoke....turning frantic by events he turns to the three and says "they blasted the airport....this is sick...u have to leave this place as its going to turn ugly...." The three pack their stuff confused and they greeted by a tense papi at the main gate....and papi says "this is not safe to goback to ur apt...I packed all ur bags...u got to leave...they are attacking everything and everyone....the airport is destroyed...so iam going to drive you till maharshtra and from there u can catch a train or a bus to pune or bombay and u will be set" and they board the cab and start travelling....they get mobbed atleast five times but miraculously escape the attack...they have to cross 7 check posts to reach maharashtra and they cross 6.....and when they are like 2km from the last check post papi says "the last checkpost should be easy for us...they belong to" and before he can complete the car is hit by a bazooka ....It directs hits the car at the driver seat and splits the car into two..and the two parts starts spinning out of control..the three people sitting at the back of the car are safe....with coke hit n bleeding by a small superficial wound to his neck...and the three run to check for Papi....and they r shocked to see Papi is Dead.... They are lost ...They have one check post to cross....they dont know which region people are guarding it...they have both IDs....and they are left for their own to defend.... To be COntinued |
   
Humpty_dumpty
Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty
Post Number: 5039 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 03:02 pm: |
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elca mama..as usual good narration...continue cheyyi |
   
Gandhiguevara
Side Hero Username: Gandhiguevara
Post Number: 2826 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 173.65.159.215
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 02:52 pm: |
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Hyd batuku Gangs of Newyork cinema avvuddi anukunta |
   
Ford
Junior Artist Username: Ford
Post Number: 638 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 208.54.90.69
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 02:42 pm: |
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Ec nannu chiranjeevi Auto jaani ni cheshava? Naku telisi climax lo miru irrukka pothe fight chesi idipista anthena? Thread ni evadu dekadam ledu...konchem masala add cheyyi...naku Illeana ayithe ok Papayya |
   
Newguy123
Side Hero Username: Newguy123
Post Number: 9535 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 155.91.45.231
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 02:14 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:Civil war jaruguthuntey figures antadu endhi??? I think whole world destroy ipoyina ee profession matuku destroy kaadhu anukuntunna"
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Cocanada
Hero Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 14835 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 02:07 pm: |
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baaavundi baavundi last lo naa character ni sampaku....neeku punyam untadi Chiru/Lagadapati/RGV/OT |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Hero Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 18199 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 208.88.0.16
Rating:  Votes: 3 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 01:50 pm: |
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There are half burned vehicles that fill the drive way of the airport....the shattered glass decorate the roads all over...you cant even take a step without protecting ur feet....bomb sniffing dogs are active....the homeless have occupied the foothpaths of the aiport....hardly giving any space to walk freely....incidentally the central govt has chosen to protect only the public transports like airports n railway stations so they deployed their people only to these locations....the three still trying to cope up with the shocking visuals are distracted by shouts of "sir....you are the film people???..sirrr" They turn to that voice and find the Papi their cab driver....they nod and papi collects their luggage and fills the trunk and they start driving and papi starts talking "I have made accomodations for u in chikkadapally x roads....thats the only place which is not completely consumed by this hatred n people r still rational..." by saying this he takes 6 ID cards....and gives two for each.... "ee IDS okati Andhra oka Telangana....if anyone stops you in any checkpost u observe the accent of the people guarding the checkpost and accordingly use the appropriate ID...u should be fine..." and papi drives through many check posts without any problem by fakin his accent and flashing his ID accordingly.. The cab reaches the destination....papi takes the luggage and gives the apartment keys to dharkaar...."figures amanna kavalantey u have to ask me before 8pm...aa tharwaatha its not safe for anyone to come out..call me on my mobile for anything.." and papi leaves... and coke says "Civil war jaruguthuntey figures antadu endhi??? I think whole world destroy ipoyina ee profession matuku destroy kaadhu anukuntunna" The other two laugh at this comment and they settle down into the apartment and retire to sleep....cause they have only three days left and they have to shoot as much as they can in this time.... They wake up next day...the first thing on their schedule "Interview with CM" To be continued.... |
   
Mrhyderabad
Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad
Post Number: 4466 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 01:22 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:subconsciously the three of them say at the same time "Boy....its a fcking bad idea"
Appudu Cinema title padutundi screen meeda 3 Idiots j/k.. If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you |
   
Ford
Junior Artist Username: Ford
Post Number: 637 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 208.54.90.69
Rating:  Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:40 pm: |
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EC ni pissi mudiri psycho ki transform avutundi hyd nashnam ayyi manushula shareeralu kalela smashnam kavalani korukuntunnava? Ni loni mrugam bayataki chupistunnav Papayya |
   
Cocanada
Hero Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 14829 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.4
Rating:  Votes: 4 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:38 pm: |
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There are separate air hostesses for each section T-section: gee aaxigen mask mukke meeda vetti enikeeeli kelli gunjandi. meeru vettukunaaanka mee buddodiki vettundri
 Chiru/Lagadapati/RGV/OT |
   
Linkmaster
Hero Username: Linkmaster
Post Number: 12031 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 12.34.246.72
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:35 pm: |
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Neel:Neel is the only one talking to break the silence
anyways, neel always talks.. need not prevaile silence... |
   
Linkmaster
Hero Username: Linkmaster
Post Number: 12030 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 12.34.246.72
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:33 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:Even in the flight they observe that there are seperate sections for T and non T passengers with an iron mesh seperating both the sections...
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Neel
Side Hero Username: Neel
Post Number: 4663 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 75.57.177.137
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:33 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:silence is prevailing among all passengers...no one is talking....
Neel is the only one talking to break the silence as she knows that accent is not a barrier for separation |
   
Cocanada
Hero Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 14827 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 136.181.195.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:26 pm: |
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note one more point - coke doesnt speak urdu so ... no neutral accent for me unlike u guys  Chiru/Lagadapati/RGV/OT |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Hero Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 18198 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 208.88.0.16
Rating:  Votes: 8 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 - 12:23 pm: |
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The year 2012.....Its been 3 years since the agitation for a seperate telangana turned violent.... Centre still wont take any decision on the bifurcation as both the parties are not willing to let go of hyderabad....the bone of contention... So the issue divided the people of hyderabad into two...a civil war broke.... both parties started to attack n destroy n kill the others to gain an upper hand in this ordeal..riots broke out every where..the wells are filled with decaying corpses...the burning smell of human flesh filled the air from kphb to dsnr..the buzzing sounds of traffic is replaced by the thundering sounds of gunshots n mortars..as a result hyderabad is divided into different zones with each party having control on each zone....Checkposts with private security been setup everywhere.....IDs have been issued to all natives of hyd that identifes them as an andhrite or a telanaganite.....Life became so fickle for a hyderabadi....it can end anytime for him....The only thing that can save or destory him is his ACCENT.... Three documentary filmmakers from USA elcamino,cocanada(both non T) and Dharkaar(T) are travelling to hyderabad during this time to document this ugly face of regional feeling that is haunting everyone....The three of them board a flight from chicago towards hyderabad....Even in the flight they observe that there are seperate sections for T and non T passengers with an iron mesh seperating both the sections...Dharkaar says goodbye to coke n camino and goes to T section....The flight takes off....almost all the journey goes event less....a sense of dangerous silence is prevailing among all passengers...no one is talking....the captain announces that they touching down in 15mins.....camino n coke opens the windows shutters to have a glimpse of an aerial view of hyderabad....But a thick black smoke like a cloud completely blocks their vision.....The flight touches down.....among strict security the three collect their bags n walk out of the terminal and the airport and get a first glimpse of the city waiting for their ride.... and from what they have seen ,subconsciously the three of them say at the same time "Boy....its a fcking bad idea" To be continued |