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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 03:09 pm:       


Dada:

The real meaning of that comedy graph tweeted earlier today is finally out....

https://twitter.com/thebakwaashour/status/103920322328079155 5




If it Modi's popularity it shall be a much more drop now

After his Manasa Sarovar yaatra Rahul's popularity jumped like anything
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 02:36 pm:       

OK..OK...
The real meaning of that comedy graph tweeted earlier today is finally out....

https://twitter.com/thebakwaashour/status/103920322328079155 5
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 02:13 pm:       


Swarna_andhra:

In India 2009 appudu enni vehicles vunnayi ippudu enni vehicles vunnayi. just check with your naked eye. Oil is limited resource. we dont use any bio oils mix. our vehicles wont support such gas. Price pergindhi antee evaridihi tappu?




MM PM ga vunnappudu Vehicle count stagnant ga vunda

2010 - 2014 the barrel of oil was above $90

ippudu it was between $60 and $70

mari indian price enduku perigindhi?

iyina BEEDI gadu vasthe $1 = Rs1 annaru okadu
inkodu $1 = Rs 35 annaru, ademo ippud Rs72 ki vellindhi

janala chevilo puvvulu pettatam aapi pani cheyamani cheppandi gobar gas tho Team petti ammuikune vaadini

ee edahvalu ippud emi chestunanru?

https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/BJP-protest-again st-petrol-price-hike/article15523493.ece
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 12:32 pm:       

karma is a blitch ra Modi ga
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 12:27 pm:       

vehicle increSe ayyi consumption increase ayyi cost kuda perugutanda ?


kiki illiterate gujju lickers


did u draw graph of % of vehicles increase vis a vis to manmohan regime ?


aa time lo emaina vehicle count stagnate aa ? no naa ! aa time lo kuda vehicles increased a lot


basic ga 10th fail ayyi , higher educTion leni sannasi ni PM jesinaduku india paying price
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 11:42 am:       

And regarding a depreciating Rupee.....one Swamiji told us that 1 USD = 1 INR after Modi ji will become PM.
Another Swamiji told us that 1 USD = 35 INR after Moi ji will become PM.

Earlier MaunMohan was blamed for the INR depreciation.
Now "global factors" are blamed for the INR depreciation.

AND - India mostly imports oil from Iran..and the agreement was that India pays in INR and not USD. Hence for this component, the INR depreciation does not matter.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 11:39 am:       


Swarna_andhra:




So you consider inflation while calculating the taxes on a commodity like fuel? And this further fuels inflation.
Dear esteemed Sir...a 7th fail idiot like me feels that the price of fuel should be based on the International market price + a small surcharge levied by the Government.
If the International market price is low - then the domestic price should decrease.
if the International price is high, then the Government should reduce the surcharge or even subsidize so that the common man is not affected adversely.

The number of cars have increased in most coutnries...but why are the gas prices lower now compared to 2012?
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 11:31 am:       


Lolligadu:

this is the actual picture of the assole govt...




wholistic picture ravali ante .. govt budget on renewable energy sources from 2014 to 2018 chudali. Alage fuel emission tagginchali ane treaty undi, may be they have increased tax to achieve that goal.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 11:29 am:       


Lolakulu:

percent increase of rate. they only said price.




it has to say % increase of price only, as the percentage is for oil prices.
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 11:25 am:       


Swarna_andhra:

Sep 2018 Barrel price 77USD*40 = 5544 INR




77USD*72=5544INR
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 11:23 am:       


Dada:

In Nov 2009, when Crude was 77 USD a barrel...Petrol price in India was Rs.45 a litre

In Nov 2018, when Crude was 77 USD a barrel...Petrol price in India is Rs.87 a litre

Wah Modi ji Wah......




Crude value in the INR:

Nov 2009 Barrel price 77USD*46 = 3542 INR
Sep 2018 Barrel price 77USD*40 = 5544 INR

If you calculate as per 2009 (without inflation of 9 years)
INR 2002 increase in crude oil which is 57% increase. So 45Rs ki 57% increase antee 70.5 Rs.

Current Oil price 84 Rs

Now consider inflation:
Our inflation is 5-6%. we can take low 5% for 9 years.

Rs 70.5 with 5% inflation it will come to 109.6 Rs.

But now Petrol price is 84 Rs.

Now tell me what is wrong in petrol price hike?

School tuition prices are increasing at inflation of 15-20% each year. Asalu manaku production leni 99% import chesukone petrol maatram perga kudadhu antee elaa?


If you are not 7th failed agenda batch, please ask one question for yourself

In India 2009 appudu enni vehicles vunnayi ippudu enni vehicles vunnayi. just check with your naked eye. Oil is limited resource. we dont use any bio oils mix. our vehicles wont support such gas. Price pergindhi antee evaridihi tappu?

Indian Oil price is attached to
1. demand 2.trader wars 3. USD Vs INR etc.

We can control marginally demand and some what USD Vs INR. Demand will be control by reducing the subsidy and It will also help to control the fiscal deficit.

Primary education fees every year 15-20% increase chesinaa musukone katte anthe affordability vunna vallu petrol price dagagraki vcchetappatiki endhuku rechipotharu? Govt Singapore laa vehicles ni control chesthe okay naa?

Mana mind set maralaa. Cars loo tirgali antee we have to pay that as there is much demand.
Sadaru vyakthi Swarna_andhra Appatlo Sarvabhouma_rao Santhi_Swaroop etc.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 10:46 am:       


Moviebuff001:

Chart title correct ga pettaru. % increase in petrol prices ani.
But Box lo price petti comedy aipoyaru.




yup. dorikipoyaru.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 10:45 am:       


Swarna_andhra:

aa tweet nuvvu wrong ardham chesukunnavu. they are talking about increase% taggindhi compared to last elections dates thoo polisthee.




brother. nenu correct ga artham sesukunna as per picture legends and title. meeru malla okkasari sarigga sudandi. they did not say percent increase of rate. they only said price.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 10:43 am:       

https://mobile.twitter.com/narendramodi/status/2053107904404 60288
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 10:17 am:       


Dada:

In Nov 2018,



Sep 2018
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 10:16 am:       

In Nov 2009, when Crude was 77 USD a barrel...Petrol price in India was Rs.45 a litre

In Nov 2018, when Crude was 77 USD a barrel...Petrol price in India is Rs.87 a litre

Wah Modi ji Wah......
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:58 am:       


Andhrawala:

How are the prices since 2014?

also compare salaries. Then we may get a bette rpicture




america lo kukoni taxes penchutharu ani antav..modia lafoot increased tax like 9 times on the oil we export. Subsidy to oil benifits common man...what the AH does hurts common man and fills the pockets of ambani and co...yenduku saami nuvvasalu matladathavu.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:53 am:       

How are the prices since 2014?

also compare salaries. Then we may get a bette rpicture
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:50 am:       


Swarna_andhra:




Vegetable, Dal, rice & meat prices rose phenomenally after 2014....and then decreased in the last 12 months.
But they are higher compared to what they were 5 years back. And this is what matters to people.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:40 am:       

What is dal price?

In April 2017 90 now 65. I guess it is coming down from 120 to 65. My father said kandipappu used to 100-120.

PS:I know prices from April 2017. so they are very much low. Rice prices also decreased.
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:37 am:       

Agreed. Comedy tweet

pakkodi bokkal ni enchadame na mana G kindha nalupu emanna chusedhi undhaa?
Mahesh performance lo 10% kooda Chiru cheyyaledu.... - New_user
Spyder - Critically acclaimed disaster - New_user
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:26 am:       


Lolakulu:

https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1039110521549512707

https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1039110636326637568



Chart title correct ga pettaru. % increase in petrol prices ani.
But Box lo price petti comedy aipoyaru.


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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 09:24 am:       

Gopi galla party rendu vatta galla party ..viswavikyatha telungu akulu nakinchina party evaru ...sivariki langa ho evaru ota
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:46 am:       

item galla party
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:45 am:       

//The few who get Rs.35 Lakhs pa or the many who earn less then Rs.2.5 Lakhs pa.

Rs 20K per month vallau antee they are least impacted by price increase as they get ration rice, fee reimbursements what not.

anyway just 9 more months. We will get a sensitive government in May 2019
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:42 am:       


Swarna_andhra:

please check the prices of food items like rice and pules etc.




And that is why Dal touched Rs.200 and onion touched Rs.100 in the last 3 years??? :-)

Petrol and Diesel have a multiplier effect on the prices. Any increase in those prices will have a domino effect.
And who is a bigger priority to the Government?
The few who get Rs.35 Lakhs pa or the many who earn less then Rs.2.5 Lakhs pa.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:33 am:       


Dada:

Yes...But still it is an insult to the people.




I think it is insult to the thinking.

2004 nunchi 2018 ki salaries 3lakhs nunchi 18lakhs range loo perigayi antee 6 times.
School fess even LKG went from at max 2-3k to 25-30K. so ten times.

But oil we wont produce still how can we expect same price?

Oil is big drawback for India. all our money should convert to $ and we need to buy using that $.

Oil price ki subsidy ichhi rice, pulses etc main prices ki hike isthee okay naa? please check the prices of food items like rice and pules etc.

all those are thank to under conrorol of fiscal deficit.
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:29 am:       

Guys! Just wait for 9 more months.

Once Rahul becomes PM under UPA-3 everything will be back to normal.
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:27 am:       

Ee BJP comedy mammolga ledayya.

Itlantivati meeda silentga unte vallake manchidi
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:26 am:       

Correct comparison would be
What was the fuel price during UPA time when Crude was 70-72 USD a barrel? (Maybe Rs.45-55)
Currently petrol is Rs.85+ when the crude is 70-72USD a barrel.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:24 am:       

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmuugkZV4AA4iB7.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmuuiYDUYAARXiZ.jpg

this is the actual picture of the assole govt...
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:24 am:       

Petrol rates.
2004 May to 2009 May petrol 20% perigithe
2009 May to 2014 May petrol 75% perigithe
2014 May to 2018 Sep petrol 13% yee perigiindhi.

aa arrow mark decrease in %. Stocks or GDP % growth calculation type denii chebuthunnaru.

Prathi election appudu oil prices hike avuthatyi as they do care abt freebess but not abt fiscal deficit. so aa aa basis medha argue chshtunnaru.
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:22 am:       


Swarna_andhra:

aa tweet nuvvu wrong ardham chesukunnavu. they are talking about increase% taggindhi compared to last elections dates thoo polisthee.




Yes...But still it is an insult to the people.
eee last 5 years lo , the excise duty on Diesel increased by 450% and the excise duty on Petrol increased by 120%
Will they answer this?
The amount collected as taxes on Fuel in 2013-14 was approx. Rs.90,000 Crs
The amount collected as taxes on Fuel in 2017-18 was approx. 2.5 -3 Lakh Crs
Why such high taxes?

Oil bonds was a bogey.The total amount raised in oil bonds by UPA was 2 Lakh Crores. The total collected as taxes in the last 4.5 years is approx. 10-11 Lakh Crs.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:22 am:       

2014 March lo Petrol price was Rs 82 in Mumbai. Based on that chebuthunnaaaru

Bottomline its politics. Not BJP not Congress everyone playing politics. So just atke it easy

Janalaki emanna seyyalanivuntee few days car vaadtam maanesi use public transport and go to work
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:21 am:       

Lol.. picha nayallu
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:19 am:       

5 year 5 years ki increase in percentage vesi maadi(BJP GOVT) di thakkuva ani chepthunnaru..
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:17 am:       


Lolakulu:




aa tweet nuvvu wrong ardham chesukunnavu. they are talking about increase% taggindhi compared to last elections dates thoo polisthee.
Sadaru vyakthi Swarna_andhra Appatlo Sarvabhouma_rao Santhi_Swaroop etc.
 

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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:16 am:       

2014 Petrol prices in India

https://jhunjhunwalas.wordpress.com/2014/12/21/india-fuelpri ce-chart-for-2014-petrolprice-dieselprice-petroleumproducts/
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Posted on Monday, September 10, 2018 - 08:10 am:       

Petrol rate 2014 tho compare sesthe ippudu 13% thaggindi ata.

https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1039110521549512707

https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1039110636326637568


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