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Jacksparrow
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Post Number: 1834
Registered: 07-2008
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Posted on Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 07:01 am:       


Anand_n:

The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.


 

Sagar
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Posted on Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 04:00 am:       


Opal:

As a Bachelor
____________________________________

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!

As a Lover
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti



Anand_n:

LOL- here's another one for you :

A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife died.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,in the Holy Land ,for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.





 

Twitter
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Username: Twitter

Post Number: 858
Registered: 10-2009
Posted From: 151.191.175.208

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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 03:14 pm:       


Anand_n:



 

Cocanada
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Post Number: 20085
Registered: 01-2008

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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:52 pm:       


Cinejeevi:

hindi kaadu "jahi jandi"




Jad Jamin....JahiJandi ban cheyyi DB lo please
 

Ipc302
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Username: Ipc302

Post Number: 4868
Registered: 02-2008
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:49 pm:       


Anand_n:




 

Linkmaster
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Post Number: 13613
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:49 pm:       


Opal:






try this thread thammudu..


http://www.chalanachithram.com/discus/messages/125/81738.htm l?1272047515
 

Humpty_dumpty
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Post Number: 6846
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:49 pm:       

@Anand_n

thats funny
 

Mrhyderabad
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Post Number: 5989
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:44 pm:       


Anand_n:

I just can't take that chance.


Good one. Never heard that one before.
If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you
 

Cinejeevi
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Username: Cinejeevi

Post Number: 4872
Registered: 01-2008
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:41 pm:       


Cocanada:



hindi kaadu "jahi jandi"

anand_n

real good one :-)
My name is NEEL
I am not ADMIN
 

Stig
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Username: Stig

Post Number: 1840
Registered: 01-2010
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:40 pm:       


Anand_n:




Lol !!
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http://www.topgear.com/debates/

Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !!


 

Cocanada
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:37 pm:       

ee hindi gola entraa naayanaa
 

Anand_n
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Post Number: 7190
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:35 pm:       


Opal:




LOL- here's another one for you :

A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife died.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,in the Holy Land ,for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.
aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale
jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale
 

Getafix
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Username: Getafix

Post Number: 6094
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 02:31 pm:       


Opal:

As a Lover
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti




 

Opal
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Username: Opal

Post Number: 648
Registered: 11-2009
Posted From: 202.129.237.235

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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 01:25 am:       


Neel:




neel nuvvu kooda nakemi help chyyatledha? nenu inka 21/2 gantalu vundali office lo :-(
Admin garu nakoooooooooo peddhaaaa kutumbhanni icharu
 

Neel
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Username: Neel

Post Number: 5201
Registered: 07-2008
Posted From: 75.57.182.45

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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 01:18 am:       


Opal:

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti




Agar tu sacha Shahjahan ho to
Mumtaz marne se pahle bhi TajMahal bane sakteho

enti nee midnight nasa
andaru padukunnaru repu poddunna raa po
Good night
 

Cinejeevi
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Username: Cinejeevi

Post Number: 4857
Registered: 01-2008
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:58 am:       


Opal:



koumudi.net
http://new-rare-e-books.blogspot.com/

have a nice evening. bye
telisETTu cheptE siddhantam, teliyakapOtE vEdaantam
 

Opal
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Username: Opal

Post Number: 647
Registered: 11-2009
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:52 am:       


Cinejeevi:




sare gani timepass ki em cheyyalo cheppu.. naku ekakdanan telugu funny stories kavali any IDEA?
Admin garu nakoooooooooo peddhaaaa kutumbhanni icharu
 

Cinejeevi
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Username: Cinejeevi

Post Number: 4856
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:51 am:       


Opal:



inko 3 hrs work lo undali and US time ardha ratri poota thread vesedi okka Aus valle ayundachchu anukunna. antE...
telisETTu cheptE siddhantam, teliyakapOtE vEdaantam
 

Opal
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Username: Opal

Post Number: 646
Registered: 11-2009
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:47 am:       


Cinejeevi:




yes.. endhuku atta adigavu inthaku mundhu evaranna australia vallu ilage friday madhyanam emanna stories kavali ani adigara? :-(
Admin garu nakoooooooooo peddhaaaa kutumbhanni icharu
 

Cinejeevi
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Post Number: 4855
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:46 am:       


Opal:



u live in australia?
telisETTu cheptE siddhantam, teliyakapOtE vEdaantam
 

Stig
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Username: Stig

Post Number: 1829
Registered: 01-2010
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:35 am:       


Opal:





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DC >>> (MI+RCB+CSK+DD+KKR+KPXI+RR)

Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !!


 

Opal
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Username: Opal

Post Number: 645
Registered: 11-2009
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:35 am:       


Stig:




adhi block ayyindhi :-( ee thutti office lo.. inkedhanna block kakunda vundedhi cheppandi
Admin garu nakoooooooooo peddhaaaa kutumbhanni icharu
 

Stig
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Username: Stig

Post Number: 1828
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:34 am:       


Opal:




Eee blog nachuddemo try cheyyandi http://thotaramudu.blogspot.com/
-------

DC >>> (MI+RCB+CSK+DD+KKR+KPXI+RR)

Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !!


 

Opal
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Username: Opal

Post Number: 644
Registered: 11-2009
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:34 am:       

As a Bachelor
____________________________________

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!

As a Lover
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
Admin garu nakoooooooooo peddhaaaa kutumbhanni icharu
 

Opal
Junior Artist
Username: Opal

Post Number: 642
Registered: 11-2009
Posted From: 202.129.237.235

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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 - 12:20 am:       

shuru ayyindhi office lo. inka 3 hours gadapali :-( jara emanna manchi telugu fun stories kani jokes kani vunde website edhaina vundha?
Admin garu nakoooooooooo peddhaaaa kutumbhanni icharu

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