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     Thunder Hero Username: Thunder Post Number: 11102 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 58.179.159.234 Rating: N/A |
 Kondani chusi kukkalu morugutunnayi! | ||
| All_mix Moderator Username: All_mix Post Number: 12932 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: N/A |
inzi gadi meeda jokes  karuvu lo unna NAG abhimanula paithyam | ||
| Raogaru Comedian Username: Raogaru Post Number: 1340 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 75.198.154.64 Rating: N/A |
office lo post chadavaleka chastunna. gattigaa navvestunna... lenght yekkuva unnanaduku inka finish cheyaledu. madhya madhyalo break teesukuntunna...lekapotey naa valla avatledu నన్ను ఇన్వాల్వు చేయకండి సార్ | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 11121 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
Frodo....super.....  A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Frodo Junior Artist Username: Frodo Post Number: 259 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 115.117.201.78 Rating: |
Got this forward many moons ago. I think I might have posted this ibdb, but anyway this is always good for a few laughs! Interviewer: Hello Inzi ⦠Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rahim ⦠first, thanks to Almighty Allah for this interview and ⦠Interviewer: Of course ⦠so tell us, what made you finally resign your captaincy and retire from One-Day cricket? Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rahim ⦠firstly, thanks to Almighty Allah, the boys prayed well ⦠Interviewer: You mean the boys played well ⦠Inzi: No, the boys prayed well ⦠Interviewer: Okay, but they did not play well ⦠Inzi: No, first comes praying and thanks to Mushy, Saeed Anwar, Yusuf and Junaid Jamshed for leading ba-jamaat prayers ⦠Interviewer: But you guys are paid to play, not to pray. Inzi: No, only Bob, Danish and Shoaib Akhtar play because they donât pray ⦠but thanks to Almighty Allah, rest of boys prayed well, especially Yusuf and Yunus and Rana and myself who were in good praying form and inshallah we will win this yearâs Raiwind Tableegh Cup with help from coaching of Mushy and Saeed Anwar. Interviewer: Right. Now, can we talk about cricket for a change? Inzi: Why? Interviewer: What do you mean, why? Youâre a professional cricketer! Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rahim, firstly thanks to Pepsi, 160 million peoples hearts were in their mouths when we beat India at Banglore ⦠Interviewer: That was two years ago. Inzi: Yes, I know ⦠I also learn math in madressa ⦠Interviewer: Right. So, what went wrong at the World Cup? Inzi: Boys prayed well. Interviewer: I donât care how they prayed, tell me why did you and the boys play so badly. Why were you guys so spineless? Inzi: Rumors and propaganda ⦠only lies, thatâs all! Interviewer: What lies and propaganda? Inzi: That boys donât have spine. Thanks to Almighty Allah all boys have spine! Tomorrow they will say boys donât have leg, arm and groin ⦠all nonsense! Interviewer: Inzi, I was talking metaphorically. Inzi: Yes ⦠metavetabally ⦠thanks to Dr. Naseem Phd. MBBS, LLB Advocate boys spine, arm, leg, groin intact! Interviewer: So, about the World Cup debacle. What went wrong? Inzi: Bob died. Interviewer: Yes, but the poor chap died after you guys crashed out of the World Cup. Inzi: Very unfortunate his death ⦠very unfortunate. I think it was indigestion. Interviewer: But he died after you guys lost to West Indies and Ireland ⦠and he did not die of indigestion. He died of stress. Inzi: No, no, Bob did not have stress fracture ⦠Interviewer: Sigh. Why, because he prayed well too! Inzi: Juniad, Mushy and me try to convert Bob to pray five times like good Muslim mujahid Tableeghi and said to him look how well Rana ball after keeping almighty beard ⦠Interviewer: But Rana was terrible with the ball! Inzi: Because Bob not convert! Interviewer: What nonsense! Inzi: No, you nonsense ⦠if Bob become Muslim Pakistan surely inshallah, mahshalla win cup! Interviewer: You mean to say since Bob did not become a Muslim like Muhammad Yunus, you lost? Inzi: Yes. Very unfortunate that he now dead without becoming Muslim. Interviewer: Well, what about you? Your career seems dead as well. Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Raheem, firstly thanks to Pepsi and Lifebouy and promotion in Tableeghi Jamaat, Allah has given me many money ⦠Interviewer: So why not build a hospital or a school ⦠Inzi: Inshallah, Mushy, me and Juniad plan to build mosque and madressa in Lords ground. Interviewer: What? Why a mosque and why on the Lords Cricket Ground? Inzi: Because last night Mushy, me and Juniad have dreams in which Bob in white shalwar and green shirt and white, white wings told us to build mosque in Lords ⦠Interviewer: But Bob wasnât even a Muslim! Inzi: Rumors, lies, propaganda! Interviewer: So, youâre saying that he was a Muslim? Inzi: In our hearts he was Muslim ⦠Interviewer: Yes, but in his heart he wasnât. Inzi: Yes, thatâs why he die of heart attack! Interviewer: Inzi, sorry to say this, but for long it has been noticed that with all this Tableegi thing, you and some of your boys have started to lose not only your form, but your grip on reality as well ⦠Inzi: Yes, but my boys prayed well and I talk metavetabally. Interviewer: But who the hell cares if boys prayed well! Inzi: Bob. Interviewer: All he cared about was you guys playing some decent cricket! Inzi: Are you saying my boys are indecent? Firstly thanks to Tableeghi Jamaat, all boys now naik and clean and decent ⦠Interviewer: But what about the boysâ cricket and form? Not very clean and decent. Inzi: Yes but boys prayed well and Bob drop dead. Interviewer: Sigh. Okay, tell us what was you biggest achievement as captain? Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Raheem, firstly thanks to Almighty Allah, many boys of team now have beards, and now they all go to heaven when they too die like Bob. Interviewer: I see. You know, Rameez said that knives await the Pakistan cricket team when they come back, but I think instead of knives usteras, razors and scissors will be more appropriate. Inzi: Usteras are ban in my team. They are haraam. Look what happened to Bob? Interviewer: What happened to Bob? Inzi: He died. Interviewer: We know that. Inzi: Yes. It was a shaving accident! Interviewer: What nonsense! Inzi: No, you nonsense! Interviewer: And itâs not your team anymore. Youâre out, gone, finished! Inzi: No, only Bob gone. Interviewer: In a recent statement, Junaid Jamshed said he hopes Bob recited the Kalma before he died. What sort of talk is that? Interviewer: Good talk, good talk ⦠all boys say Kalma ⦠we also tell Danish to say Kalma as well ⦠Interviewer: But Danish is Hindu. Itâs like Dravid asking Irfan Pathan to do the bhajan! Inzi: Yes, yes, I like aloo ke bhaaji also ⦠Interviewer: So what next? Who do you think should be the next captain? Inzi: Saeed Anwar. Interviewer: But he retired four years ago! Inzi: Yes, I know ⦠I also learn math in madressa ⦠Interviewer: Never mind. Thank you for talking to us, Inzi. And good luck. Inzi: No, thanks to Almighty Allah ⦠Interviewer: Yes, him too. Inzi: You are good Muslim. Here, have a Pepsi. A german, an irish man and an american walk into a bar and get treated for minor injuries  | ||
| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 3987 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.77.210 Rating: N/A |
media pane adi | ||
| Jawmetri Junior Artist Username: Jawmetri Post Number: 548 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 59.93.52.109 Rating: N/A |
~ Bismillahi Ar-Rahman Ar-Rahim (In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious and the Most Merciful). ~ Alhamdulillah (Praise be to Allah or thank you Allah). ~ Masha Allah (usually used to praise Allah for something surprising you see). ~ Insha Allah (God Willing, as you said). ~ Subhanallah (the meaning is close to Masha Allah but used in a different way, this one is mostly said when you see something beautiful thus praising Allah for creating that beauty). ~ Allahu Akbar (literally means Allah is Great). ~ La Ilaha Illa Allah (There is no God but Allah). ~ Astaghfirullah (I seek forgiveness from you, Allah). | ||
| Jawmetri Junior Artist Username: Jawmetri Post Number: 547 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 59.93.52.109 Rating: N/A |
after meals Al-Hamdulillah | ||
| Pichhikaki Side Hero Username: Pichhikaki Post Number: 2157 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 208.167.237.148 Rating: N/A |
tamul, video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4PGRYAnEfY&feature=sub | ||
| Jawmetri Junior Artist Username: Jawmetri Post Number: 546 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 59.93.52.109 Rating: N/A |
Enjoy :P http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/deannelson/100032284/the-s ania-mirza-and-shoaib-malik-wedding-will-rock-the-muslim-wor ld-but-will-it-last/ http://www.expressbuzz.com/edition/story.aspx?Title=Sania+ma nia+on+the+web&artid=IuY7U/WVJmI=&SectionID=xAV59odivTs=&Mai nSectionID=xAV59odivTs=&SEO=&SectionName=BUzPVSKuYv7MFxnS0yZ 7ng== http://movies.indiatimes.com/news-gossip/news/Sonam-Kapoor-t o-play-Sania-Mirza/articleshow/5745695.cms http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/events-tournaments /sania-shoaib-wedding/Ayesha-Siddiquis-father-threatens-lega l-action-against-Shoaib-Malik/articleshow/5748021.cms http://sify.com/news/regional-political-party-protests-again st-sania-mirza-s-marriage-with-shoaib-malik-news-national-kd 5rudcigcb.html Comment on BBC was: The IPL rejected only 11 Pakistani players but Sania Mirza rejected 1.15 billion Indians. | ||
| Jawmetri Junior Artist Username: Jawmetri Post Number: 544 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 59.93.52.109 Rating: N/A |
lol | ||
| Raogaru Comedian Username: Raogaru Post Number: 1335 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 75.198.154.64 Rating: |
mukslim kada media over hype ichesindi.adi kaasta aata aapi ads and datings mida concentration penchukundi. donga yedavadi...adedi takkuva extras yekkuva.  నన్ను ఇన్వాల్వు చేయకండి సార్ | ||
| Raogaru Comedian Username: Raogaru Post Number: 1334 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 75.198.154.64 Rating: N/A |
antavaraku yenduku...dblo unnad kada rock tammud. yevaraina cheppandi yeethaadulo konchem light veyamani నన్ను ఇన్వాల్వు చేయకండి సార్ | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 11118 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
comedy aapi, serious gaa answer cheppandi. yenni allah words unnay? aa two kaka inka yemaina unnaya? -- yenni allah words unnaya? deeniki.....nenu sariponu.... aa TV lo gatra.....vasthu untadu...okayana...Jakir Naik ani....athanu aithey......mottam lost with references tho septhadu.... A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| All_mix Moderator Username: All_mix Post Number: 12917 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: N/A |
karuvu lo unna NAG abhimanula paithyam | ||
| Raogaru Comedian Username: Raogaru Post Number: 1330 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 75.198.154.64 Rating: N/A |
comedy aapi, serious gaa answer cheppandi. yenni allah words unnay? aa two kaka inka yemaina unnaya? నన్ను ఇన్వాల్వు చేయకండి సార్ | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 11113 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: |
Ishanallah, mashallah...etc inka yenni allah words unnay? vaati meaning yemiti? --- Inshallah ani speech ki mundu antey..... naa speech modalavutundhi.....ika mimmalni aa devudey kaapadali ani.... A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| All_mix Moderator Username: All_mix Post Number: 12911 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: N/A |
alla ala jaragali ani korukunte  karuvu lo unna NAG abhimanula paithyam | ||
| All_mix Moderator Username: All_mix Post Number: 12910 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: |
ade ga...one person less from that mulk is loads of good to the nation karuvu lo unna NAG abhimanula paithyam | ||
| Raogaru Comedian Username: Raogaru Post Number: 1329 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 75.198.154.64 Rating: N/A |
Ishanallah, mashallah...etc inka yenni allah words unnay? vaati meaning yemiti? Calling qutbulla khans. నన్ను ఇన్వాల్వు చేయకండి సార్ | ||
| Guriginja Hero Username: Guriginja Post Number: 11478 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 97.81.107.246 Rating: |
ee lolli yendi malli...poni ra saami ani dubai ki tarimeyakuda galeez candidate ni....sakrnga addatam sethagadhu kaani theraga dobbeddam ani sketch yesindi ...gopichand ki CBN land icchadu badminton academy something ki...jublie/banjara hills lo yedo bittu supetti idhi naakisthe nenu kuda oka academy petti podichestha ani adigindhi YSR ni...sangathi telusu kanuka nuvvu velli mundu baaga aadama malli suddam ani seppadu YSR....koneru hampi, some badminton player atuvanti vaallaki due recognition raledhu...yemi gelavani ee candi maatram dorikinantha dobesindi. JOHAR YSR.....YSR AMAR RAHE | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 11111 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
azhar bhai too, would say, the boys played well without the inshallah --- azuu bhai....of every 100 words... two sounds get repeated atleat 50 times.... 'you know' A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 11110 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: |
inzi baaga chepevadu ee dailouges ... lol --- naaku ikkadey kaluddi.... Inzi oka maata....shoiab oka maata....yousuf dhi oka maata kadhu.... vallandaharidhi....okey maata.....antha varakey nerpinchadu.....Bob simpson.....grammar mistakes septhunnadani....upgrade sesi pampinchar.... A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Woodpecker Side Hero Username: Woodpecker Post Number: 6565 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 161.165.196.84 Rating: N/A |
inzamam maree over, prathee sentence mund bismillah ye alla, reham tere moula, khuda hair kare inshallah boys played well antad denemma torsure | ||
| Jawmetri Junior Artist Username: Jawmetri Post Number: 543 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 59.93.52.109 Rating: N/A |
azhar bhai too, would say, the boys played well without the inshallah | ||
| Proline Side Hero Username: Proline Post Number: 4435 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 173.3.73.246 Rating: N/A |
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| Lovetilludie Side Hero Username: Lovetilludie Post Number: 5922 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 117.200.7.73 Rating: N/A |
inzi baaga chepevadu ee dailouges ... lol | ||
| All_mix Moderator Username: All_mix Post Number: 12893 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: N/A |
orey media unclessssssss....please okka nela opika pattandi...adi dubai potha antandi pelli cheskuni...anavasaram ga kelakoddu... karuvu lo unna NAG abhimanula paithyam | ||
| Film_fan Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 11103 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: |
vaadu papam.....English lo correct ga cheppedehy....rendu moodu words.... andulo...wife's home....and thank you ......ki dorkipoyadu migatha antha....Ishanallah....I played well...Inshallah boys played well..... A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Woodpecker Side Hero Username: Woodpecker Post Number: 6562 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 161.165.196.84 Rating: N/A |
Behind The Scene: Shoaib Malik exposed! News channel Headlines Today claims to have found a video in which Shoaib admits to getting married and even accepts congratulations. The video which was recorded on March 30, 2005 shows Shoaib admitting that he was married and playing in his wife's city. He says so in public after a cricket match in Hyderabad. The video has come as an embarrassment for Shoaib, who is marrying tennis star Sania Mirza in Hyderabad on April 15. The video shot at the Hyderabad cricket stadium shows former Indian cricketer Arun Lal mentioning about Shoaib's return to form, to which Shoaib replies: "I was a little disappointed, but I am fine now as I just scored 82 runs. This is my wife's home, so I am so happy." Shoaib even accepts Lal's congratulations on his marriage with a "thank you", as reported by a website. Undoubtedly, the "wife" Shoaib mentions in the video is not Sania but Ayesha. media ki pani paata lenattu undi |
