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     Simba Junior Artist Username: Simba Post Number: 719 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.17.33 Rating: N/A |
A Sindhi walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1,000 Rupees. "No, not worth it Sai!" "OK, how about 500 Rupees?" "No, not worth it Sai!" "OK, 200?" "No, not worth it!" "How about 100?" "No, not worth it!" "Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?" "Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it." | ||
| Movieanalyst Comedian Username: Movieanalyst Post Number: 1463 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 117.193.160.202 Rating: N/A |
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| Chiru_fan Side Hero Username: Chiru_fan Post Number: 8204 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 170.22.76.10 Rating: N/A |
/Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale" /  CHIRU - SACHIN - FEDERER | ||
| Diviseema Side Hero Username: Diviseema Post Number: 2562 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 59.163.89.119 Rating: N/A |
varity ga adhirai annai. gattiga navvesa DIviseema Sky gari FAN | ||
| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 2609 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.54.230 Rating: N/A |
aaallenduku majjalo jab dil hi toot gaya hum jee ke kya karenge | ||
| Telugu_times Hero Username: Telugu_times Post Number: 14647 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 99.137.124.237 Rating: N/A |
bump for sardaarjees | ||
| Gotcha Side Hero Username: Gotcha Post Number: 4070 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.206.204.119 Rating: N/A |
idi keka. | ||
| 1k_posts Junior Artist Username: 1k_posts Post Number: 516 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 216.10.193.23 Rating: N/A |
Nellorollanadiki okee joke nacchindaa?  Oka_laila_kosam aka Clipartlmao manchi kurradu. | ||
| Simhapuri_kurrodu Junior Artist Username: Simhapuri_kurrodu Post Number: 878 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.109.128.86 Rating: N/A |
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| Netra Side Hero Username: Netra Post Number: 8646 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 205.248.102.81 Rating: N/A |
 YSR AMAR RAHE | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 2151 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 58.13.212.142 Rating: N/A |
Struggle is nature's way of strengthening | ||
| Pichhikaki Junior Artist Username: Pichhikaki Post Number: 601 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 69.9.38.221 Rating: N/A |
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| Linkmaster Side Hero Username: Linkmaster Post Number: 8829 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 12.34.246.72 Rating: N/A |
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| Redplanet Side Hero Username: Redplanet Post Number: 5418 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 24.91.69.137 Rating: N/A |
Good ones. | ||
| Ipc302 Side Hero Username: Ipc302 Post Number: 3124 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 129.62.81.129 Rating: N/A |
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| Simhadri Side Hero Username: Simhadri Post Number: 5985 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 74.176.89.187 Rating: N/A |
Sky is the limit | ||
| Tpg Junior Artist Username: Tpg Post Number: 991 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 65.200.165.111 Rating: |
Marwadi at his best Marwadi: What's the rate of the banana? Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee Marwadi: Will u give in 60 paise? S.K: only the cover. Marwadi:Take 40 paisay, keep the cover and give me the rest... ============================================================ ==== Marwadi falls from the 14th floor... While falling he sees his wife from his kitchen window, preparing food... he shouted: do not prepare for meeeee.... ============================================================ ======= Marwadi saved a Sheikh's life by donating him his blood. Sheikh gifted him a Mercedez. Next time Sheikh again needed blood. Marwadi donated again.. This time the Sheikh gifted him a toffee seeing which the Marwadi said: Where's the car? Sheikh: Well... the Marwadi's blood is now ruuning inside me too... ============================================================ ================ Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: My uncle is dead and I want a condolence to be printed. What are the charges? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Marwadi: Oh!!! too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead" Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words! Marwadi: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale" ============================================================ ==================== There was a Marwadi too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing while the ship was sinking. His friend asked: Why r u laughing? Marwadi: Thank God I didn't buy the return ticket. ============================================================ =================== |
