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     Senapathy Moderator Username: Senapathy Post Number: 12699 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
5 * kamalai. Anyway everyone is entitled to their own perception of reality and God. I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Tilak Side Hero Username: Tilak Post Number: 8278 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 101.63.162.158 Rating: |
Premium grade "humane" crap .. India must conquer the World and nothing less than that is my ideal - Swami Vivekananda Amra Morbo, Jagat Jagbe (We shall die to awaken the nation) - Bagha Jatin | ||
| Python Junior Artist Username: Python Post Number: 354 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.92.193.69 Rating: N/A |
kurrodi choice of words and presentation .. keka untayi .. concept okko sari he goes haywire gani ... I am jupi in my prev birth | ||
| Raman Side Hero Username: Raman Post Number: 9988 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 173.29.143.135 Rating: N/A |
evv magarayudu cinema laga undi | ||
| Methhanithodugu Megastar Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 20795 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 117.195.212.158 Rating: N/A |
elcamin is a genius in those yedava anukunta .... aina Hinduism is so slow poison no body dies of these small rat poison ridicules... except 2 vargams 1 which rules and other which follows like sheep in kosta are converting into Christians ... rest all intact ... David Key Chasing Man shoes Hello world "corruption",Narco Nakko Jagan Intl Asato ma sad gamaya | ||
| Senapathy Moderator Username: Senapathy Post Number: 12698 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: |
Senseless post. Prathi yedava hinduism ni lighter vein lo approve sesthunnar. Nenu khandistunna. I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Rock Side Hero Username: Rock Post Number: 5545 Registered: 04-2012 Posted From: 209.55.81.236 Rating: N/A |
i like it for his sense of humour. i didnt like him making fun of kiran and using bad language and showing lord shiva in bad light. . but anyways 5 stars for his sense of humour 1 star for being insensitive towards religion and kiran. i guess u can get only one 5 star. other one will be single star. its either this or that. | ||
| Chitti_babu Side Hero Username: Chitti_babu Post Number: 2589 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 66.232.234.51 Rating: |
It was a glorious day in the planet of soho, the terres divines. The sun god swallowed a couple of Xanax to compose and place himself in a mellow mood which is reflecting on that days temperature at exactly 70 degree Fahrenheit . The god of wind, the maestro he is, is keeping up the breeze at a level its perfectly complementing the surface temperature , like a perfect lullaby which can even make a guy high on cocaine to take a nap. The god of rain whose nick name among the peers is " bipolar water man", cause he is always either extremely romantic drenching those gorgeous Bollywood actresses in a method to accentuate their curves providing a visual treat for the people or wreaking havoc causing cyclones and floods that put the same people in misery. But today he is neither causing a drizzle nor is he wreaking havoc. Uncharacteristically he is just being rational to maintain a pleasant humidity that ended up in creating the brightest rainbow that we mortals will never be able to experience. There's a reason why all these forces of nature came together because this is that part of the year when the gods of gods meet to check the progress on their creation. To ensure and evaluate and analyze the maturity and the madness of their most favorite species, the humans. So they came, Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Facilitator and Shiva the Destroyer. They shook hands and they settled into their chairs and once the pleasantries are exchanged Vishnu started the session Vishnu____So guys I know you are curious to know how they did this year. I got all the statistics and they are in front of you for your review. To summarize as usually the positives are pretty few so I go through about them fast. As you already know they did a great Olympics it was a good show and it almost retained the harmony and friendship and sharing and appreciation of other cultures which is what the essence of being a human. So kudos to our kids. Brahma____Damn that was a great show Shiva___I liked the last one better in china Vishnu____OK moving on with positives, we got our favorite children back with us. We got Steve Jobs and as you can see we are using touch screen for our session for the first time and we also got our super star rajesh khanna and our angel whitney houston back with us. Brahma___we got kaaka and Whitney back forever. It's great to be a god man. cool Vishnu____Moving on again, our children reached the mars. They did it man. Shiva___wat the fck. Are they going to reach us too Brahma___No dude . They cant see us. this planet they cant see u forgot? Shiva____Oh cool Vishnu_____Ok guys that's the end of positive things. Are you ready for the negatives? Brahma___That's it ? Shiva____ we didn't even start, I didn't even take one sip of the caramel amruth mocha and you are done with positives? Vishnu____yeah unfortunately. Ok the negatives. Well there is still no resolution on the battle for no mans lands from Kashmir to Palestine. Still our favorite continent Africa is being turned a blind eye by everyone else and the genocides are in full flow. The politics in America are taking nastier turn with people using our names in a way jon stewart is making fun of us that we don't deserve. Shiva____Do you want to me take care of him? Brahma____ No No No . Take it easy dude. Shiva____hey just checking Vishnu___moving on with negatives we got that obnoxious actor back with us. Whats his name suman? Brahma___OMG is he here. I cant see his act man. can we send him back? Shiva___yeah yeah can we send him back man? Its not cool dude Vishnu___we can't guys and he invited us for his party and he is doing a monologue of dana veera sura karna so get ready for artistic debauchery Brahma___damn dude damn.we should send him back. Vishnu____OK Moving on on a serious note there is still unrest in middle east. Crisis in Syria no improvement. Human rights in china no improvement. Shiva____hey what happened to that blind activist? Vishnu___well he got rescued and he is safe in usa. And on that topic I wonder brahma why you didn't give him eyes when u were creating him? Brahma___Oh man it was one of those days. But you know what? If he was not blind the Chinese would have crushed him like a cockroach. Being blind gave him appeal internationally. Shiva___exactly...Its like u act like a retard or a handicap and u get an oscar. Vishnu___well just like they say "whatever god does he does it for a reason" And the three break into laughter. Vishnu___carrying on with negatives , still no tolerance for different faiths , still no improvement on morals. Greed ,corruption, cynicism , and fundamentalism ruling the roost. Not looking good guys. Shiva____Oh damn it. Why cant you do something brahma? Its ur creation dude Brahma____U know how difficult it is to keep up with so many religions and cultures? Give me a break dude Vishnu____Ok guys I think we need to seriously take a decision this time. I did some analysis on these issues and not surprisingly faith is found to be the root cause. People are not able to communicate because of this. Shiva____ damn this faith sometimes I think they don't believe in us Brahma___well dah most of the faiths don't belive in us Shiva____thats ur fault man. We were fine with one . Brahma___Excuse me? You are the one who said we need to spread out these people to different cultures to see how they adopt. Shiva___ Yes I said that. But I also said that before you create new one you make sure you completely destroy the people of other faith so that they wont interact. Brahma____you cant destroy things just like that man. Why are you so detached? Shiva____What are you talking about? Brahma___You always relinquish things like they don't mean nothing to you. Shiva___ No I don't. Brahma___ really dude, what happened to the snake you used to wear around your neck last year. Shiva___This is the same one Vishnu____No its not. Its obvious man come on Shiva____ Ok Ok O jeez.it was shedding its skin so I found a new one. Brahma____there you go . You couldn't wait till it recovered. Your approach of impatience and anger will not work for ever man. Every time you mess up and you ask me to create. You even beheaded that cute little kid and asked me to put an elephant head on him. Wat the hell? Shiva____Why are we talking about me . wat the fck Vishnu____Guys guys guys please stop. Shiva you promised you will be rational when it comes to destruction so please have some patience. Ok guys Iam going to call it a break and when we come back we are going to come up with a final solution for this problem with our children. Shiva___I say we destroy everything and recreate from scratch. Its 2012 anyway they are expecting the world to end Brahma___wat the fck is wrong with u mannnn Vishnu___shiva.... dude come onn Shiva___ok ok guys sorry Vishnu_____lets meet after 30 mins.please put ur thinking caps. This is it. Today we are going to take a decision on the solution. To be Continued  |
