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     Ipc302 Moderator Username: Ipc302 Post Number: 11998 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
FB lo tega share avuthundhi ee joke... | ||
| Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 11136 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.64.77 Rating: N/A |
 One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY" but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 7756 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
maree in tha deep gaa analyse seyyaku.. Next tweet eppudu? I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Chinnu Side Hero Username: Chinnu Post Number: 9416 Registered: 05-2010 Posted From: 68.39.10.78 Rating: N/A |
Gud one | ||
| Entiodu Junior Artist Username: Entiodu Post Number: 438 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 170.218.219.21 Rating: N/A |
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| Executor Junior Artist Username: Executor Post Number: 555 Registered: 04-2010 Posted From: 206.195.193.254 Rating: N/A |
and the Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him Angelina, Aishwarya and loads of money leaving the original wife in water. MORAL OF THE STORY: If your husband leaves the home with one tool and comes back with 3 tools it's time to dump him or you will get drowned in the river. BTW, it's man who pushed his wife into the river | ||
| Linkmaster Megastar Username: Linkmaster Post Number: 26268 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 12.34.246.31 Rating: N/A |
maaan.. hahahaha.. | ||
| Vjawarrior Side Hero Username: Vjawarrior Post Number: 2743 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 69.139.15.161 Rating: N/A |
and some men are sneaky...lol Saayam Pondina vaadu kruthagntha choopinchaka povadam entha thapppoooooo.... Saayam chesina vaadu kruthagnatha korukovatam kooda anthe tappu..... | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 7755 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 76.88.32.171 Rating: N/A |
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others  I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza |
