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     Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 7428 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.80.30 Rating: N/A |
ki ki ki
they didnt get them from Russia
old one ye. but fact ilaa undadu annai I will put my signature only on cheques  | ||
| Ishan Moderator Username: Ishan Post Number: 8573 Registered: 01-2009 Rating: N/A |
 Navveti nakshathralu muvvalni muddhaadanga muvvaa gopaaluni raadhika.. Aakashaveenaa geethalalonaa.. Aalaapanai ne karigiponaa.. | ||
| Telugu_times Moderator Username: Telugu_times Post Number: 22077 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
 Akmal kurrodu relieved ayi untaadu...vaadi wicket keeping skills gurthukocchi . | ||
| Zulu Side Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 5357 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 70.112.214.46 Rating: N/A |
you fink cheddi lovers  ..sitti2 thammud adigad ani engilpis version icha..nenu translate cheyyala..ekkado chadiva.Isolated cultures stagnate; cultures that communicate with others evolve. | ||
| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 7422 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.67.196 Rating: N/A |
I will put my signature only on cheques | ||
| Kamal Megastar Username: Kamal Post Number: 22969 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 64.64.32.4 Rating: N/A |
hater .. na punyam .. na paapam .. na soukhyam .. na dukham | na mantro .. na theertham .. na veda .. na yagnah || | ||
| Raman Comedian Username: Raman Post Number: 1449 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 159.182.1.4 Rating: N/A |
translate sesava? leka hindi nijamga raada? how come aktar in translation becomes akmal | ||
| Zulu Side Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 5354 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 64.253.166.252 Rating: N/A |
Afridi: we will not allow sachin to score his 100th century K Akmal: bhayya r u sure ??? Afridi: yes i am sure ,, we will be allout for less than 100 runs and thus can deny sachins century Isolated cultures stagnate; cultures that communicate with others evolve. | ||
| Raman Comedian Username: Raman Post Number: 1448 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 159.182.1.4 Rating: |
Here’s more.. dabangg dialogue recreated by dhoni: "afridi aur akhtar se darr nahi lagta sahib,munaf aur nehra se lagta hai":P one more Dabang's Dialouge ; Mohali mein itne chauke aur chhakke marenge ki pakistan confuje ho jaayga ki boundry par khade ho ki ghar mein; jay hind One more the ICC confirms.....DNB next to a Pakistani batsman's name in the scorecard still means 'Did Not Bat' and NOT 'Did Not Bet'! | ||
| Blackmamba Side Hero Username: Blackmamba Post Number: 5620 Registered: 05-2010 Posted From: 72.187.125.4 Rating: N/A |
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| Scallion Side Hero Username: Scallion Post Number: 7571 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 206.123.17.17 Rating: N/A |
Pak sodarulu kanaka ee DB lo evarayina undi unte nanu ogeyandi..... ------------------------------ A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, 'Hey, What do you think you're doing here?' Pakistani tourist: 'Sorry I have to Pee' Police : 'No PP here okay ? Follow me.' The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around. Police: 'PP here..... and have a nice day'. Pakistani tourist : 'Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?' Police: 'No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!' Jai NTR, Jai Jai TDP | ||
| Chitti_v2 Junior Artist Username: Chitti_v2 Post Number: 368 Registered: 01-2011 Posted From: 160.83.73.16 Rating: N/A |
translation fleaje | ||
| Kadapanagfan Legend Username: Kadapanagfan Post Number: 40469 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 159.53.46.147 Rating: N/A |
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd3yKwT2Yyk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu048ndTsWQ&feature=related | ||
| Scallion Side Hero Username: Scallion Post Number: 7570 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 206.123.17.17 Rating: N/A |
This is an email I got few days back............... India Vs Pakistan ,Nuclear war The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. They don't need any permission from their government(actually such a thing does not exist in Porkistan), and promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. But they need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. The President asks for a quick decision. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re launch are still on. Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand. A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building at 11.35AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA. The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the Pak army had started the nuclear war. But as Indian preparations begin, "pro-humanity" and "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Road Rail Blockades are organized. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians to stop the war condemning the Indian government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible". On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. Pakistan had enough of it's own technology. A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination: Russia. (The smuggled missile was an old one made during the cold war times) Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right. And we live happily ever after!!!! Keep Smiling. Jai Hind............... Jai NTR, Jai Jai TDP | ||
| Proline Side Hero Username: Proline Post Number: 6214 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 99.33.210.32 Rating: N/A |
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| Woodpecker Side Hero Username: Woodpecker Post Number: 8672 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 207.61.49.243 Rating: N/A |
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| Side Hero Username: Twitter Post Number: 8039 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.206 Rating: N/A |
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| Life_sucks Side Hero Username: Life_sucks Post Number: 2465 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 148.168.40.4 Rating: N/A |
he he he | ||
| Ntr_fan Moderator Username: Ntr_fan Post Number: 26549 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
Lol | ||
| Redneck Junior Artist Username: Redneck Post Number: 81 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 131.107.0.102 Rating: N/A |
AFRIDI :- Hum Sachin ko kisi bhi haal me century ki century nahi banane denge. AKTAR :- Magar hum use rokenge kaise..?? Wo to Gajab ki form main hai.... AFRIDI :- Hum 100 ke andar All Out ho jayenge....!! |
