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Thearchitect
Junior Artist Username: Thearchitect
Post Number: 110 Registered: 11-2010 Posted From: 98.201.109.136
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 11:43 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:john pays with check...dean pays with credit card n ntrrocks never pays n ferrari pays with cash
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King
Comedian Username: King
Post Number: 1913 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 173.174.53.33
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, February 16, 2011 - 12:56 am: |
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Kamal:300K sampadinche vallu .. US/whole world lo alanti individual contractors oka 500-600
Naaku telisina chinna gang lone oka 6-8 people untaru as they are individual consultants and they have around 10+ years exp in SAP. |
   
Kamal
Megastar Username: Kamal
Post Number: 21751 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 64.64.32.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:50 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:one year ki miracles jaragavu...
agree .. na punyam .. na paapam .. na soukhyam .. na dukham | na mantro .. na theertham .. na veda .. na yagnah || |
   
Proline
Side Hero Username: Proline
Post Number: 5928 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 99.33.210.32
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:43 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
naadi java background. edi sap lo edi try chestey easy? billing ekkuva, work takkuva undali. No trust in any paper, bit trust in Sakshi. |
   
Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5858 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:35 pm: |
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Maverick:pplsft
antey pplsoft chestu, ppl ni hard ga hardcore thittam nerchukunnadu annamata  Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Ntr_rocks
Moderator Username: Ntr_rocks
Post Number: 19517 Registered: 04-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:34 pm: |
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Maverick: he already has experience on pplsft
Ante Vere Tech lo exp vunte saalu antav... I M THE MOD.....Be Careful... |
   
Maverick
Megastar Username: Maverick
Post Number: 24798 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 204.86.204.207
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:31 pm: |
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>>Der, ashton and Mav lu susaru ante neeku vuntadi....ki ki ki he already has experience on pplsft |
   
Ntr_rocks
Moderator Username: Ntr_rocks
Post Number: 19516 Registered: 04-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:30 pm: |
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Bhikhu:elca tamud 2 months training ivvu banchan..10yrs exp etti market lo digutha
Der, ashton and Mav lu susaru ante neeku vuntadi....ki ki ki  I M THE MOD.....Be Careful... |
   
Bhikhu
Side Hero Username: Bhikhu
Post Number: 8283 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 148.129.129.154
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:29 pm: |
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elca tamud 2 months training ivvu banchan..10yrs exp etti market lo digutha |
   
Maverick
Megastar Username: Maverick
Post Number: 24794 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 204.86.204.207
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:15 pm: |
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>>needs lot of java and dhanevva kiki, calling goonda |
   
Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5856 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:10 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
Elca thanks so much mama, appreciate your help Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Saint
Junior Artist Username: Saint
Post Number: 628 Registered: 01-2011 Posted From: 98.180.211.163
Rating:  Votes: 2 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:02 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
DB member s ki SAP training ivvochu kadaa.. enrollment fees nenu collect sesi neeku 60% vaata istha  I'm not a Saint. |
   
Woodpecker
Side Hero Username: Woodpecker
Post Number: 8171 Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 207.61.49.243
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 03:02 pm: |
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sap full form ettandi |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23281 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 02:58 pm: |
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Kamal: evadu kuda 120K p.a. daati job sestunnodu ledu (with 7-8 years real time experience and great domain and business knowledge) .. I have friends in IBM and Accenture .. who literally sacrificed social or personal life whatsoever for 3-4 years .. kaani no body is earning the kind that u r saying here .
networking , risk taking , upgrade , awareness , and again networking....till u make a name....don't be pessimistic....keep working hard...one year ki miracles jaragavu... |
   
Maverick
Megastar Username: Maverick
Post Number: 24793 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 204.86.204.207
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 02:48 pm: |
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elca..hw r u..dabbulu ivvanu..chepte cheppu lekapoe ledu |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23280 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 02:46 pm: |
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Marocharitra:(financial applications, currently in insurance)
Nuvvu start with SAP AR...parallel training in FSCD(insurance) ani okati untadhi....for insurance domain...claims n katravalli....ee rendu cheseyyi with ur bp knowledge nuvvu king in 2 years...
Nanigadu:Web Development BG
nuvvu start with learning develoment tools in sap...abap , xi n etc basic knowledge...then get in to SAP AR...learn about the customer related transaction fulthu knowledge in parallel SAP lo FSCM billers direct ani undhi...billers direct is a functional module needs lot of java and dhanevva to interface with web...basically customer ni client sap ki web dwara matadisthadhi directly..idhi nee bg ki apt as it needs a developer pov too..if this done properly almost collection specialists n analysts n clerks strength ni 75% thagginchochu....all companies eager to use this for fullest...kaani sarina candidates leru market lo...future mottham idhey SAP lo...for sure...but it would take u 2 or 3 years with maximum effort to become king...
Katthi: Anna avanni GC vachinakane cheyyagalam.. H1 mida maku kallaki sethulaki sankellu eshi.. E-E relation ani.. Dengutunnaru.. chass dini talli
Nuvvu naa personal secretary ga join avvu.... |
   
Kamal
Megastar Username: Kamal
Post Number: 21747 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 64.64.32.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 02:46 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:help.sap.com is ur bible...sdn.sap.com is ur ccdb...aa tyfu skashtapadali...two years...not a day less....then ur a master in something....
bagane seppavu kaani .. ee paivi sesinollu naaku telusu .. evadu kuda 120K p.a. daati job sestunnodu ledu (with 7-8 years real time experience and great domain and business knowledge) .. I have friends in IBM and Accenture .. who literally sacrificed social or personal life whatsoever for 3-4 years .. kaani no body is earning the kind that u r saying here .. and naaku oka 1 year SAP lo pani sesina anubhavam - the experience undi .. and i did not see money of that sort .. though for some projects the company billed good amount on the back of bloated resumes and certification cosmetics .. i agree that SAP is an awesome software .. businesses ela run avutayo ardam chesukunte chala value untundi .. money kanna mastery chala satisfaction istundi .. kakapothe 300K sampadinche vallu .. US/whole world lo alanti individual contractors oka 500-600 kante undaru anedi naa belief .. bottomline .. SAP is not as easy as it is portrayed in this thread .. na punyam .. na paapam .. na soukhyam .. na dukham | na mantro .. na theertham .. na veda .. na yagnah || |
   
Atlantis
Comedian Username: Atlantis
Post Number: 1087 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 12.11.0.247
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 02:06 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:I was the first guy to implement finance supply chain solution in USA or as a matter of fact whole world....
Elca, nuvvu okka telugu vadega pudatam maku garvakaranam.... |
   
Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5853 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 02:03 pm: |
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Nanigadu:SAP lo already pani chesey vallaki voka question, training ekkada teesukovocchu, online best aa leka local ga icchetollu vunnaru maa vullo akkada best aa... ye module tho start chesthey baguntadi, naadi basically Web Development BG,
deeniki edaina cheppandi ayya babu Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Proline
Side Hero Username: Proline
Post Number: 5920 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 99.33.210.32
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 01:38 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
sap for dummies book kanna ne post bagundi elca.  No trust in any paper, bit trust in Sakshi. |
   
Proline
Side Hero Username: Proline
Post Number: 5919 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 99.33.210.32
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 01:36 pm: |
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Agniparvatham:
hallo, hallo. No trust in any paper, bit trust in Sakshi. |
   
Marocharitra
Junior Artist Username: Marocharitra
Post Number: 689 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 66.241.32.158
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 01:22 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:wats ur background???
I am into Mainframe application development (financial applications, currently in insurance) |
   
Bushu
Comedian Username: Bushu
Post Number: 1795 Registered: 04-2009 Posted From: 12.30.230.138
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 01:18 pm: |
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Methhanithodugu:Kaani Billin lo SAP is #1
so basic gaa microsoft laaga substandard products but super revenue antaav. peoplesoft UI super untadhi, product ki antha scene sithaara undhaa? |
   
Methhanithodugu
Side Hero Username: Methhanithodugu
Post Number: 8112 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 59.93.86.101
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 01:02 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
Mamaa Mee SAP ollu Unnare Maa PeopleSoft ni eppudu Artham Seskoru Nuvvu seppina Main Transaction anni Vanilla Unnai Maa Deggar Maa Customisation is 361 Degrees Flexible .... Kaani Billin lo SAP is #1
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Anand_n
Side Hero Username: Anand_n
Post Number: 8861 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 167.24.24.150
Rating:  Votes: 6 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 12:54 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:help.sap.com is ur bible...sdn.sap.com is ur ccdb...
Calling right wing DBers Great write up - 5* aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale |
   
Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5852 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 12:38 pm: |
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so please suggest me something Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5851 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 12:38 pm: |
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SAP UI chusanu(we have one @ our work), chendalamga vuntadi UI, dani antha un-intuitive software nenu janma lo chudaledu, but money wise mathram adiripothundi kabatti, SAP lo already pani chesey vallaki voka question, training ekkada teesukovocchu, online best aa leka local ga icchetollu vunnaru maa vullo akkada best aa... ye module tho start chesthey baguntadi, naadi basically Web Development BG, ne thing related to Web either it is design / development/ graphics cheyyagalanu Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Katthi
Side Hero Username: Katthi
Post Number: 2949 Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 12.157.82.212
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 12:28 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
Anna avanni GC vachinakane cheyyagalam.. H1 mida maku kallaki sethulaki sankellu eshi.. E-E relation ani.. Dengutunnaru.. chass dini talli Papi gadu post este katthi la digali
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Mrhyderabad
Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad
Post Number: 9332 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 12:18 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:dats how it works.
Life M ayipovadaniki 10 commandments type lo cheppavu...  Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein |
   
Idle_yzag
Megastar Username: Idle_yzag
Post Number: 29287 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 12:09 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
annai ee ticklu nen baga edatha, edokati dantlo thosey sebutha RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru |
   
Kimura
Junior Artist Username: Kimura
Post Number: 935 Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 151.151.16.23
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:59 am: |
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Elcam.. nee kaadaa chaala story undi.. mamoi.. waiting for .. "how to open your own firm".. module ee roju SAP ante ento okka birds eye view icchav.. awesome undi.. |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23278 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:51 am: |
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Idle_yzag: annai ilantvi seppu thokallo 90k, if u work for 5 yrs u will get 140k ani sollu sebuthav yenti?
200k or 300k ela chesthav cheptha inu....first oka dhantlo dhoori edho project kodathav...appudu oka 2 years nee life span lo nunchi theeseyyali nuvvu...family , pillalu , pets , movies , discussuon boards , car lu , telangana movmement , politics , world war , current affairs katravalli...iyyanniii neeku sambandham ledhu....ur on a mission now to master business process...u see sap anedhi everythign about business...so nuvvu client ki nee module ki sambadhinchina business sadhuvuthu u will also be learning a tool called sap....help.sap.com is ur bible...sdn.sap.com is ur ccdb...aa tyfu skashtapadali...two years...not a day less....then ur a master in something....when u talk to even ur cfo will listen cause they look upto u for solution....adhi nee level...appudu nuvvu thoda kodathav...aa sound ki linkedin nundi dice varaki phalana module lo pudingi evadra ntey idly antaru... then client A lo 120+expenses ki project kodathav....its cake walk for u now...roju morning meetings ki elli valla business gurinchi thelsukuni laptop muncharaki occhi dbing seshtuntav...basically u know wat u need to do ...sap config antey just ticks ettatam mostly...kaani aa ticku ekkada endhuku elaa ettalo anedhi nuvvu decide sesthav...oka myth create chesthav...client nuvvedho peekuthunnav anukuntadu...kaani nuvvem chesthannav oka 5mins tick ni 3minths edathannav....but as rajini kanth said known drop unknown ocean....ee unknown is the one which fetches u 120dol/hr....ippudu client A fulthuu happy...cleint B call chesthadu....oreyy idly neeki 140+espenses antadu....2mins kooda alochinchakunda cleint A ki 2 weeks notice isthav....client A kandla neellu ettukuntadu...nuvvu inaku...cleint A sesedhi leka parttime cheyyi antadu...nuvvu ibbandhiga ok antav...antey basically weekly 20hrs vpn lo lgin iyyi tick peduthunnattu action chesthuu dbing seskovatam....ila 120*20+140*40 cheskuntoo jolly cheskuntunna time lo nuvvu inthamundhu pani chesina client H ki cleint K vadu call chesi anna meeru aa module cheskunnaru kadha manam manam same business etta undhi antaru....client H module keka but consultant keko keka antadu...client K neeku call chesi...idly 140+exp are u available antadu...as usually nuvvu ok antavu...ippudu Client B ki elli nuvvu "sir monna weekend afgansithan war ki elli bhujam lo bullet dhigindhi...work from home for a month antav...client B is totally impressed with u so he says nee ishtam babu bullet jagrathha antadu...nuvvu client K ki jump avuthav....nee meeting schedules jagrathhaga ettukuni ilaa moddu projects manage sesthav.....appudu neekanispithadhi odekka SAP ani.... dats how it works...next step how to open ur own firm...mood unnappudu cheptha... |
   
Ferrari
Side Hero Username: Ferrari
Post Number: 7263 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 59.93.77.102
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:19 am: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:And then to deal with customers....u have customers john n dean n ferrari n ntrrocks etc etc etc ....all these used ur strippers...so they got to pay u for the strippers services...and john pays with check...dean pays with credit card n ntrrocks never pays n ferrari pays with cash....so "accounts recievables" most interesting module in finance...
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Idle_yzag
Megastar Username: Idle_yzag
Post Number: 29286 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:19 am: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:but in sap real money is in private contracting....where u can make ur 200k or 300k....
annai ilantvi seppu thokallo 90k, if u work for 5 yrs u will get 140k ani sollu sebuthav yenti? min 100$/hr vunde consultant pani vunte seepu, eeroju nunchi nerchukunta RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru |
   
Katthi
Side Hero Username: Katthi
Post Number: 2944 Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 12.157.82.212
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:18 am: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
Java ... : Bathaka leka badi panthulu type ayyindi.. aaa madya.. Netviewer ani edo annaru. java vallaki baguntadi ani.. Adi kuda nerchukunna.. SAP mida oo 1000$ varaku spend chesi.. books india nunchi teppinchukoni..oo computer koni danimida install chesi oo 6 months spend chesi nerchukunna.. kaaani H1b strick ayina taruvatha.. ippudu SAP client dorikithe.. H1b profile change ayyi.. ippudu client letter h1 job profile tho ivvakunte.. reject avuthundi ani.. G musukoni kursunna.. Papi gadu post este katthi la digali
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Kimura
Junior Artist Username: Kimura
Post Number: 929 Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 151.151.16.23
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:17 am: |
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oops.. ee thread choodakunda malli thread vesa.. |
   
Fidelity
Comedian Username: Fidelity
Post Number: 1313 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 12.11.0.247
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:12 am: |
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For those who are intested.. SAP salary survey for 2011 http://go.panayainc.com/rs/panayainc/images/SAP_Salary_Surve y_2011.pdf |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23275 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 11:11 am: |
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SAP lo freshers ni hire sestharu with 2 years experience....base salary 90 untadhi....US firms lo itelligence n capgemin bills the least for the client per hour for their consultants afaik....adhi 160/hr...inga ibm n deloitte iithey pindutharu ....so dats y the consultants get paid that much....100k salary nothing in SAP....dont listen to whiners...u start as a consultant then every year based on ur performance n how much u contributed to ur company nee salary perugutha untadhi...in 5 years 140 varaki ravacchu...this is if u chose the path of staying in a company...but in sap real money is in private contracting....where u can make ur 200k or 300k.... |
   
Bunty717
Moderator Username: Bunty717
Post Number: 14456 Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 10:57 am: |
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Mrhyderabad:Naaku GC kuda lekundaane 400K ani decide chesaaru...
ademari.. memu decide chesindi eti mama.. nuvve kada chepevu.. neeke 300K ani..so iddariki ayite 400K undadu eti.. (Message edited by bunty717 on February 15, 2011) |
   
Mrhyderabad
Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad
Post Number: 9325 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.120
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 10:54 am: |
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Telugu_times:IT lo, GC untay 200K, citizen avuthey 300 K very common.... DB lo
correst... correst... Naaku GC kuda lekundaane 400K ani decide chesaaru... nenu evaritho cheppukovaali  Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein |
   
Bunty717
Moderator Username: Bunty717
Post Number: 14451 Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 10:38 am: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:b4 u just jump into something basically wat SAP does is it helps u run ur business...right Now wat are the steps that are involved in a typical business .... for eg lets take a business which has more mass appeal.....Strip Clubs....they manufacture Strippers n they sell them to clients.... now our client is "Spearmint Rhino" in las vegas.... the business starts from manufacturing these strippers.... How do u manufacture these strippers....you try to find an insecure n some one with low self esteem but who looks very pretty then u teach her how to dress like a stripper u buy her cosmetics body perfumes n u teach pole dance n how to converse with customers
vaarni inta veezy naa SAP nerchukovadam.. infact nenu SAP functional lead kinda join avochu emo naku B2B meeda almost antaa telusu like how to take an order, how it is sourced,fulfilment,pricing,cr check,cr hold,how retunrs are handled,warehouse.. mari naaku 200$ per hr ichestaraa.. |
   
Idle_yzag
Megastar Username: Idle_yzag
Post Number: 29284 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 - 10:31 am: |
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Telugu_times:GC untay 200K, citizen avuthey 300 K very common....
 RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru |
   
Humpty_dumpty
Moderator Username: Humpty_dumpty
Post Number: 12420 Registered: 02-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 09:55 pm: |
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naaku ippudu all modules ficha clear gaa idea vassindhee...hehe |
   
Telugu_times
Moderator Username: Telugu_times
Post Number: 21406 Registered: 02-2008
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 09:53 pm: |
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Guriginja:
IT lo, GC untay 200K, citizen avuthey 300 K very common.... DB lo |
   
Goonda
Hero Username: Goonda
Post Number: 14188 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 74.177.46.208
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 09:46 pm: |
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fans kosam http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/2011/02/sap-modules-in-laym an-terms-by-elcamino.html
if you come across any elca's funny/good posts, please email me @ ccdbgoonda@gmail.com |
   
Risingstar
Megastar Username: Risingstar
Post Number: 20972 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.80.52.251
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 09:21 pm: |
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Guriginja:andaru nenu nerchukunte oka 100K job dorukudda antunte adhi common anukunnna...70 -80K vasthaya?..adhi kuda 3-4 months training tho ante too much ga assalu..
IT loo 70 - 80k job common bro.. ikkada andaru anedhi 100k job kaadhu 150$ per hour which is almost 300k  |
   
Ntr_rocks
Moderator Username: Ntr_rocks
Post Number: 19494 Registered: 04-2009
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 09:08 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino: And then to deal with customers....u have customers john n dean n ferrari n ntrrocks etc etc etc ....all these used ur strippers...so they got to pay u for the strippers services...and john pays with check...dean pays with credit card n ntrrocks never pays n ferrari pays with cash....so "accounts recievables" most interesting module in finance...
Denemma....arachakam asalu.....Kekaa............... I M THE MOD.....Be Careful... |
   
Vjawarrior
Junior Artist Username: Vjawarrior
Post Number: 83 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 173.161.236.33
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 08:41 pm: |
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Elca mama....Itelligence lo pani chesava.... |
   
Fidelity
Comedian Username: Fidelity
Post Number: 1312 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 98.82.126.116
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 08:40 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
elca financial SCM lo one of the experts Eleazar ortega telsa neeku by any chance? He wrote book on FSCM for SAP Press. |
   
Guriginja
Hero Username: Guriginja
Post Number: 15420 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 97.81.74.202
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 08:38 pm: |
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Risingstar:100k easy kaadhu bro...
andaru nenu nerchukunte oka 100K job dorukudda antunte adhi common anukunnna...70 -80K vasthaya?..adhi kuda 3-4 months training tho ante too much ga assalu...savatsaralu.....savatsaralu saduvulu sanka nakanuku kuda paniki ravu ani anipisthundhi...sutha vunte. JOHAR YSR.....YSR AMAR RAHE |
   
Risingstar
Megastar Username: Risingstar
Post Number: 20968 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.80.52.251
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 08:32 pm: |
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Guriginja:
100k easy kaadhu bro... |
   
Guriginja
Hero Username: Guriginja
Post Number: 15419 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 97.81.74.202
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 07:48 pm: |
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aa field lo abcd rani andaru kuda 2-3 months training tho (sometimes okks like only online training works too....) tho 100K jeethalu vasthayaaaa yemiti ee vipareetham.....nijamenaaa....only 2-3 months training and 100K ante too good to be true laa vundhi...serious ga aduguthunna...opika vunna vaaallu koncham stripper story laga detailed explaining seyyandi fleez. JOHAR YSR.....YSR AMAR RAHE |
   
Sagar
Hero Username: Sagar
Post Number: 18244 Registered: 09-2007 Posted From: 67.2.138.95
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 07:33 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:..sap rocking man
Yes.A.P Consultant
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Idle_yzag
Megastar Username: Idle_yzag
Post Number: 29283 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.147.142.95
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 07:15 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
anna nee email id ivvu plz or mail me @qa_funcandperf@yahoo.com  RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru |
   
King
Comedian Username: King
Post Number: 1909 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 12.231.120.90
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 07:07 pm: |
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Agniparvatham:ar tharuvatha TI mama seppinattu $150/hr kii target eduthaaa
shame to shame reuirment nadi kooda. ee development naa valla kavatamledu. SAP SD nerchukunna..kani anthaga gurthu ledu. SAP best modules cheppi punyam kattukondi |
   
Agniparvatham
Side Hero Username: Agniparvatham
Post Number: 2409 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.195.59.204
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 06:51 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
alaneee aaa pachakagitham kudaaa undhii manakii so no sponsoring required anamata ....mee erukaloo edhina manchi reqs unte oka mail kottandi naa mail id sudha2s at gmail dot com |
   
Agniparvatham
Side Hero Username: Agniparvatham
Post Number: 2408 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.195.59.204
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 06:49 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
mastaruu, nen kuda cinema business distirbution loo loss luu vachi .. dhaniloo unnaa Sales & Distirbution use avvudhii emoo anii SAP CRM nersukonna ... eppudu Base customization, Middleware(upto the level of integrate CRM with ECC), Web UI, CIC & Sales (minus IPC) vachu edhina oka job suggest chehsi punnem kattukoradheeee nen TI mama lagaa pedha aashavadhinii kadhuu but oka 100K salary thoo set cheshi manchii product loo padesthe baga exposure thechukoni oka one year tharuvatha TI mama seppinattu $150/hr kii target eduthaaa  |
   
Nanigadu
Side Hero Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 5842 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 99.226.73.237
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 06:05 pm: |
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Callig Goonda annai, mee kosam inko post ready  Jo Na Janey Haq Ki taaqat Rabb Na Dewey Usko Himmat.
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Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23265 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating:  Votes: 22 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 05:40 pm: |
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True_indian: yes so next step cheppu e module, ekkada training cheppu kummedam ante 150/hr iste, happy job, dbing chesukovacchu kada
b4 u just jump into something basically wat SAP does is it helps u run ur business...right Now wat are the steps that are involved in a typical business .... for eg lets take a business which has more mass appeal.....Strip Clubs....they manufacture Strippers n they sell them to clients.... now our client is "Spearmint Rhino" in las vegas.... the business starts from manufacturing these strippers.... How do u manufacture these strippers....you try to find an insecure n some one with low self esteem but who looks very pretty then u teach her how to dress like a stripper u buy her cosmetics body perfumes n u teach pole dance n how to converse with customers so the additions of all these raw materials "girl with low self esteem+cosmetics+pole+art of conversation" = the final product (Stripper) and now this whole process of manufacturing like defining formulas and identifying the raw materials n plan for num of strippers based on demand they all come under the module "Production Planning" this is pretty depressing for me as u have to see plants and how everything is made and if ur in meat industry u will commit suicide.... Now once these strippers are manufactured you keep them at a guest house for storage....and they are picked up first in first out for dancing....so "ware house management" this is also pretty boring module.... Now to make these girls into strippers u were dealing with lot of raw material which u would be buying from other vendors....for eg stripper clothes from love boutiques...love boutique is ur vendor....cosmetics from victoria secrets ...victoria secrets ur vendor too...u have to raise purchase orders....then u get ur goods ...they raise invoices...all that stuff...the module is "Material management"...this is a bit interesting as its more process oriented.... Then you have all these strippers and how you have to price them ...how much u charge for lap dances....here u have different conditions right....u have a stripper who is cute u have one price for them...then u have strippers who r obese u have seperate prices for them....so pricing...then u sell these strippers to customers for one or two hours..u start with sales order...then delivering them to customer....then Invoicing....all this and many more operations like rebates n commisions n discounts come under "Sales and Distribution" and now finance starts And then for all the raw materials u bought from vendors u have to pay them right....victoria secrets accepts payments only in checks....love boutique favors EFTs....etc etc .... and then u have discounts and taxes and etc etc...all are covered in "Accounts Payables" And then to deal with customers....u have customers john n dean n ferrari n ntrrocks etc etc etc ....all these used ur strippers...so they got to pay u for the strippers services...and john pays with check...dean pays with credit card n ntrrocks never pays n ferrari pays with cash....so "accounts recievables" most interesting module in finance... Then how to manage cash...ban balances...pooling...hedging bongu bhoshanam "treasury"...idhi master chesavantey u will be king) And then all ur customers need credit....but all ur customers dont have good credit history...john always paid on time...and ntrrocks never paid........wat is the credit risk of each customer...how much should be credit limit...wats the Dunn n brad ratings....etc etc etc ...so comes "Credit Management".... Then sometimes u deliver the stripper but the customer says he never got the girl....or he says he asked for brunette u sent a blonde and refuses to pay...or he says he took only 2 dances u invoiced him for 4 dances....so he is underpaying u....he is disputing a transaction so comes "Dispute Management".... Then sometimes the customer never pays u right....so u know about collection calls...they have system defined that let them knows when to call the customer...u dont want to call john n ntrrocks at same time...ntrrocks past history not good so u wont be leninent with him...john always pays on time so u try to give him some leniance...all these rules n processes are desinged in "Collections Management" Then apart from these u can budget n cost ur strippers n u run profitability on each stripper....etc etc ect etc and u can run various analysis reports for planning ... some complex reports where BW comes into pic.... u see sap does everything man...so u chose which part of business excites u more and go with that module.... |
   
True_indian
Side Hero Username: True_indian
Post Number: 6931 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 12.129.87.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:58 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:gc or citizen iithey ravocchu
yes so next step cheppu e module, ekkada training cheppu kummedam ante 150/hr iste, happy job, dbing chesukovacchu kada gas stations etti millionaire evaru kaledu sam simon of detra tappa |
   
Chitti_v2
Junior Artist Username: Chitti_v2
Post Number: 167 Registered: 01-2011 Posted From: 160.83.72.208
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:55 pm: |
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mitta majjaanam mondu esthannaavemo anukunnaa |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23263 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:51 pm: |
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True_indian:BTW: naku emi radu, nenu kuda SAP lo job cheyavaccha, e module training teesukovalai, ekkada, enni months training.hourly enta rate untundi oka 150/hr istara
starting 150 antey neevu gc or citizen iithey ravocchu emo and u have to chose ur module properly...u already maintaining gas stations n businesses kabatti business processes n logistics neeku already masthu vagahana untadhi...u can prosper very quickly...iina sap malanti poor people ki...neekendhuku vayya already millionaire vi...enjoy life.... |
   
True_indian
Side Hero Username: True_indian
Post Number: 6929 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 12.129.87.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:51 pm: |
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Risingstar:
why thitting, naku SAP lo em radu anduke inventor ni adiga any problem ya oka 60-75/hr iste waste of time ani 150 istara ani adiga tappa |
   
Risingstar
Megastar Username: Risingstar
Post Number: 20963 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.87.42.115
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:45 pm: |
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lol.. septhunte kyamedy anukunna.... nijjamga Minong population 531 aaa? Khaleja cinema ee village ni soosee theesara?  |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23261 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:43 pm: |
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True_indian:inka nayam SAP invent chesindi nenu ani cheppaledu
first to implement finance supply chain solution n first to integrate finance supply chain with crm....ar n fscm evarra antey sap recommends my firm not ibm or cap gemini or deloitte...so school museyyi |
   
Risingstar
Megastar Username: Risingstar
Post Number: 20962 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.87.42.115
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:40 pm: |
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True_indian:BTW: naku emi radu, nenu kuda SAP lo job cheyavaccha, e module training teesukovalai, ekkada, enni months training.hourly enta rate untundi oka 150/hr istara
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True_indian
Side Hero Username: True_indian
Post Number: 6927 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 12.129.87.4
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:39 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
BTW: naku emi radu, nenu kuda SAP lo job cheyavaccha, e module training teesukovalai, ekkada, enni months training.hourly enta rate untundi oka 150/hr istara |
   
True_indian
Side Hero Username: True_indian
Post Number: 6926 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 12.129.87.4
Rating:  Votes: 9 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:38 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:....I was the first guy to implement finance supply chain solution in USA or as a matter of fact whole world....
inka nayam SAP invent chesindi nenu ani cheppaledu |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23260 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:36 pm: |
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Atlantis:Elca...meru ee module meda chestharu?
finance n financial supply chain is my core....and i provide customized solutions for the same....I was the first guy to implement finance supply chain solution in USA or as a matter of fact whole world....from last three years i got into sales too so my travel.... |
   
Atlantis
Comedian Username: Atlantis
Post Number: 1085 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 12.11.0.247
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:32 pm: |
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Risingstar:naanu 5 years back sicago looo 2 months sales and distribution loo working sesanu... iffudu aa esperience thooni job seyyacha?
aa seyyochu...kane aa 2 pakkana ettokattu 1 pettu... |
   
Risingstar
Megastar Username: Risingstar
Post Number: 20961 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.87.42.115
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:30 pm: |
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naanu 5 years back sicago looo 2 months sales and distribution loo working sesanu... iffudu aa esperience thooni job seyyacha? |
   
Atlantis
Comedian Username: Atlantis
Post Number: 1084 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 12.11.0.247
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:26 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:
Elca...meru ee module meda chestharu? |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23258 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:25 pm: |
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Marocharitra:I will go with this. is it true, SAP jobs involve lot of traveling?
wats ur background??? no traveling is not a necessity.... |
   
Marocharitra
Junior Artist Username: Marocharitra
Post Number: 688 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 66.241.32.158
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 04:06 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:BW with ABAP cheyyi easy to get break through...
thank you I will go with this. is it true, SAP jobs involve lot of traveling? |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23257 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 03:29 pm: |
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Marocharitra:Bro, SAP BW ki job market yela vuntundhi cheppa galara? I am planning to learn it through online. Course expensive ga vundhi. any suggestions? TIA
BW with ABAP cheyyi easy to get break through...then u can slowly become a BW archtitect n time balekapothey u can rely on ur developer skills...future promising for any SAP module...they r introducing many new solutions to attract the companies...sap rocking man |
   
Marocharitra
Junior Artist Username: Marocharitra
Post Number: 687 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 66.241.32.158
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 03:23 pm: |
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Elcaminocapastrino:SAP
Bro, SAP BW ki job market yela vuntundhi cheppa galara? I am planning to learn it through online. Course expensive ga vundhi. any suggestions? TIA |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23256 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 03:08 pm: |
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Itelligence ani oka SAP partner undhi...they r letting go off projects cause they dont have enough consultants.... |
   
Elcaminocapastrino
Megastar Username: Elcaminocapastrino
Post Number: 23253 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 63.232.250.253
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 - 02:39 pm: |
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anukuntunnanu....this year is going to be the best year for IT services....malla 2006 osthundhi....attention lo undi kummukondi maaki kirikiri.... |