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Dhonifan
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Posted on Tuesday, July 17, 2018 - 01:09 am:       


Platypus:

Q: When is the next version of Windows getting released
A: (Orey! Deenemma jeevitham. Flight is leaving in 45 minutes raa bewakoof) "No, Windows 10 is our last version. We keep regularly updating it for free though"
Q: Apple is killing you no? Microsoft?
A: Yes, we are aware of it. That's the nature of our business.


 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 04:14 pm:       


Platypus:

Q: Tough game? (I was wearing the England jersey)



same jersey india lo vesukunnav..anduke questions. UK vaadini senti tho kottav.

jai bharat mata t shirt enduku esukole?
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 04:10 pm:       


Platypus:

Link should be there in your database no?


inkaa nayam. Aallaki Sql raasi ichi run cheskomanledu
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 04:00 pm:       


Speaker:

Eheee nenu seppindi Americans with USA passport..




nenu kooda ade bapathi...

Hyderabad lo there is no queue based on your visa status. andaru Indian citizen, oci, visa holder oke queue lo nunchuntaru
Modi as PM, Jagan as CM for 2019. Idi charithraka avasaram....
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:55 pm:       


Speaker:




nuvveriki esina nenu cheppindhi correct :-)
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:28 pm:       


Wellsfargo:

regularly. Indian citizens queue lo ne nunchovali.




Eheee nenu seppindi Americans with USA passport..
You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:27 pm:       


Raptors:



Nanigadu:





Evvadiko raaalllesthe meeki tagilaaay..
Kikiki

You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:20 pm:       


Cinejeevi:

same dress with geDDam while returning but no cap

That is pretty much my standard dress for pilgrimage. emergency purposes ki oka pant pettukuntaa



testing airport police all over the world aa
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:18 pm:       

Platy annai
annee cheppaav sarey...nee designation ento why dhaachukuning?
Mahesh performance lo 10% kooda Chiru cheyyaledu.... - New_user
Spyder - Critically acclaimed disaster - New_user
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 02:25 pm:       


Wellsfargo:

ee line ekkada untadi India lo. I travel regularly. Indian citizens queue lo ne nunchovali.




sorry I am talking about Hyderabad. I never had any other port of entry in India
Modi as PM, Jagan as CM for 2019. Idi charithraka avasaram....
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 02:22 pm:       


Speaker:

Foreign national passport holders line move fast n no silly questions...




ee line ekkada untadi India lo. I travel regularly. Indian citizens queue lo ne nunchovali.
Modi as PM, Jagan as CM for 2019. Idi charithraka avasaram....
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:56 pm:       

rathri oka ari veera bhayanak donga kollu pattey mokham esukonna okadni chusan

Delhi lo immigration daggira foreign passport holder line loki
koncham gap vuntey line form cheddamanukuney time abba kodukulu chatukkuna dooresaru
adugudhamanukunna, foreign passport recent gaa vocchinda ani
kontha sepu ayyaka chusthey aadi chethilo indian passport vundhi
memu eedenti eeda anukunnam, then realized, he is cutting the big line in indian passports ani

correct gaa aadi time raaganey, enakki thirigi chudakunda velli
indian passports line lo okadini request chesadu
foreign passport line ki vellan, akkada ikkadaki vellamani chepparu ani
first 3 people din't buy it
papam 4 vadu vellanicchadu
donga naa dudhuku gadu
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:51 pm:       


King:

done with exploring and took the plunge. Lets see. Never say Ever (contradicting my previous statement). Will try for few years.


wow kummu. hyd lo settled aa?
...
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:50 pm:       

u r travelling in a week so red flags all over their database, tappu aladi kaadu needi
...
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:47 pm:       


Speaker:

US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY not uk nor canadian nor aust




nee..... mingesaa
poddhunna 5 ki landed eeda
Canadian passport holder
one month back Bombay, last night Delhi - not even one freaking question asked

 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:28 pm:       


Speaker:

US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY not uk nor canadian nor aust


needi deep baavi...akkadey undu...last yr Bombay through vella...only question ' where to destination'...
WE THE NORTH
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:26 pm:       


Ipc302:

same dress, geddam and cap eskuni unte inka bagundedhi




same dress with geDDam while returning but no cap :-( :D:D

That is pretty much my standard dress for pilgrimage. emergency purposes ki oka pant pettukuntaa :D:D
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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:24 pm:       


King:

n US unless u r GC or Citizen of US they dont say "welcome back"




GC meeda travel chesinappudu analedu kaani US passport meeda travel chesinappudu "welcome home" ani annaru. Oka zing feeling :-)
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:20 pm:       


Cinejeevi:

I was going to Khatmandu and handed over my PP. may be because I was wearing a lungi with a small bag in hand and giving him US PP raised suspicion?



same dress, geddam and cap eskuni unte inka bagundedhi
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:00 pm:       

naaku last year New Delhi lo almost 15 plus mins aapaaDu. enduko vaadiki telidu, naaku telidu. I was going to Khatmandu and handed over my PP. may be because I was wearing a lungi with a small bag in hand and giving him US PP raised suspicion? not sure. 15 mins plus scrutiny chesi, evevo kochchens adigi final gaa po annaD. :D:D:D
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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 12:29 pm:       


Platypus:


annayi UK MS cloud security chief ani nee meeda focus ettaremo?? Eesari oka rendu depression maralu cheppu valaki, ladies aithe bubbly all set....
sachipotava , avineethi ga batukutava okkate option ante alochinchakunda chachipotaa ane type cbn - OT
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:54 am:       


Maverick:

did you leave for good? thought you are still exploring



done with exploring and took the plunge. Lets see. Never say Ever (contradicting my previous statement). Will try for few years.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:52 am:       


King:

Bye bye US


did you leave for good? thought you are still exploring
There's a cacophony in the truth, A melody in lies and it accompanies one on every journey, From the lows to the highs
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:52 am:       


King:

May be I am wrong but in US unless u r GC or Citizen of US they dont say "welcome back" as u r a visitor irrespective of your work status.




No idea about the US. In the UK - I have been greeted with "Welcome home" two to three times so far. As long as we have a residence permit, we are considered residents.
This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:49 am:       


King:

em royalty..Indian PP dont need to fill forms nymore at arrival in India. We need to do it.




yea rightele..

just fullling flaty goru...
You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:49 am:       


Platypus:

Andhulo imagination emi ledhu.



May be I am wrong but in US unless u r GC or Citizen of US they dont say "welcome back" as u r a visitor irrespective of your work status.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:47 am:       


Speaker:

US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY



em royalty..Indian PP dont need to fill forms nymore at arrival in India. We need to do it.
BTW..Porapatuna kuda pakkanodiki telyakudau US nunchi ani..no respect at all if u r NRI. Hayiga undhi except traffic. Bye bye US
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:46 am:       


King:

idi okkati chalu nee imagination bayata pettadaniki




Exact gaa adhe annaadu ikkada immigration lo. Andhulo imagination emi ledhu.
This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:44 am:       


Platypus:

Welcome home



idi okkati chalu nee imagination bayata pettadaniki
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:44 am:       


Speaker:

aisle seat ki, window seat laki reservation undaaa...




Vaatiki extra pay cheyyaali kadha? Maa vaallu ivvaru. :D Finally free seat ante aa middle seats yeh miguluthaayi (24 hours before flight start)
This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:43 am:       


Platypus:

Economy class lo middle seat thappa inkoti ivvaru deenemma jeevitham




aisle seat ki, window seat laki reservation undaaa...

lekafothe sandwiching in the air ante ishtama???
You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:41 am:       


Speaker:

microsft ceo tarvatha nuvve nantagaa...

neeku special chartered flight estaaranta gaa..satya nadella goru...




Chartered flight devuderugu - Economy class lo middle seat thappa inkoti ivvaru deenemma jeevitham. Not even premium economy. Even for long flights. Glorified medical representative job idhi.
This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:40 am:       


Platypus:

Edho maalaanti badugu balaheena Indian passport holders ni uddhesinchi ee post.




microsft ceo tarvatha nuvve nantagaa...

neeku special chartered flight estaaranta gaa..satya nadella goru...

kikiki
You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:32 am:       


Speaker:




Mee gurinchi kaadule sir.. Edho maalaanti badugu balaheena Indian passport holders ni uddhesinchi ee post.
This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it.
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:24 am:       

US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY not uk nor canadian nor aust




You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:24 am:       

new paaport tho travel chestannappaudu (old PP lekunda) bombay lo naaku kuda jarigindi okasari same to same
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:23 am:       


Platypus:

US bound janaalaki emaina ilaanti experience undhaa?




America ninchi India ki Foreign Passport line lo ninchuntaam...

no tothafuri line...

Foreign national passport holders line move fast n no silly questions...
You are Either with Us or NOT with Us..
My Way or Highway.......
 

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Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:17 am:       

Monna India ki vellinappudu - faced a lot of scrutiny in India rather than in the UK.

Arrival:

Normal gaa okka question kooda adagaru India passport holders ni. Just stamp vesi pamputhaaru. Ee saari mattuku conversation ilaa saagindhi

Q: Purpose of your visit?
A: Visiting parents
Q: Where do they live?
A: Nellore, Andhra Pradesh
Q: How long are you going to stay here?
A: A week
Q: Where is your old passport?
A: I don't have it with me now.
Q: That's going to be a problem
A: Why? The passport number is mentioned in the new passport
Q: But last time you left India, you used your old passport. This time you are coming in with the new passport. There's no link.
A: Link should be there in your database no?
Q: Next time carry both passports
A: Sure.
Q: When was the last time you left India?
A: November 2017.
Q: Dates?
A: (Used Google Timeline feature and told him the exact dates)
Q: Ok - have a pleasant stay in India.

Departure:

First immigration counter in Bombay

Q: What do you do in the UK?
A: Work for Microsoft
Q: What is your designation there?
A: (Answered)
Q: Do you have any documentation to prove that you work for Microsoft?
A: (Showed the ID card)
Q: And your designation?
A: (Showed the business card)
Q: How long is your assignment in the UK?
A: I live there. Visa till 2021
Q: When are you coming back?
A: No idea right now. If there is a business need, will travel. Otherwise, I travel twice a year to visit my parents here.
Q: When is the next version of Windows getting released
A: (Orey! Deenemma jeevitham. Flight is leaving in 45 minutes raa bewakoof) "No, Windows 10 is our last version. We keep regularly updating it for free though"
Q: Apple is killing you no? Microsoft?
A: Yes, we are aware of it. That's the nature of our business.
Q: Ok. Have a safe flight.
A: Thank you

Flight daggara aerobridge lo oka black suit man standing with the airways employees. He wasn't doing anything but had a sheet of paper in his hand. The airways employee checked my boarding pass and immediately referred me to this black suit guy.

Q: Purpose of your travel?
A: Personal. Visiting my parents.
Q: Where do you live?
A: In the UK. (gave the exact address)
Q: How often do you travel to India
A: Twice or thrice a year
Q: You work for?
A: Microsoft
Q: Can i see your employee id?
A: (Showed it)
Q: Ok. Have a nice flight

Nenu,

Ikkada Heathrow lo:

Q: Tough game? (I was wearing the England jersey)
A: Yeah, still great show by England
Q: Welcome home
A: Thank you

Is this because so many fugitives are taking asylum in the UK from India these days? Ee level scrutiny first time naaku India lo. Normal gaa not even a single question as I have an Indian passport.

US bound janaalaki emaina ilaanti experience undhaa?
This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it.

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