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Dhonifan
Hero Username: Dhonifan
Post Number: 16524 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 98.160.133.174
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, July 17, 2018 - 01:09 am: |
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Platypus:Q: When is the next version of Windows getting released A: (Orey! Deenemma jeevitham. Flight is leaving in 45 minutes raa bewakoof) "No, Windows 10 is our last version. We keep regularly updating it for free though" Q: Apple is killing you no? Microsoft? A: Yes, we are aware of it. That's the nature of our business.
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Sp1234
Side Hero Username: Sp1234
Post Number: 9620 Registered: 11-2014 Posted From: 70.102.136.132
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 04:14 pm: |
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Platypus:Q: Tough game? (I was wearing the England jersey)
same jersey india lo vesukunnav..anduke questions. UK vaadini senti tho kottav. jai bharat mata t shirt enduku esukole? |
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Cocanada
Legend Username: Cocanada
Post Number: 56932 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 174.238.19.242
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 04:10 pm: |
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Platypus:Link should be there in your database no?
inkaa nayam. Aallaki Sql raasi ichi run cheskomanledu |
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Wellsfargo
Hero Username: Wellsfargo
Post Number: 10304 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 183.83.214.79
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 04:00 pm: |
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Speaker:Eheee nenu seppindi Americans with USA passport..
nenu kooda ade bapathi... Hyderabad lo there is no queue based on your visa status. andaru Indian citizen, oci, visa holder oke queue lo nunchuntaru Modi as PM, Jagan as CM for 2019. Idi charithraka avasaram.... |
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Nanigadu
Megastar Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 24761 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 70.29.103.168
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:55 pm: |
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Speaker:
nuvveriki esina nenu cheppindhi correct  |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18838 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 184.151.246.144
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:28 pm: |
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Wellsfargo:regularly. Indian citizens queue lo ne nunchovali.
Eheee nenu seppindi Americans with USA passport.. You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18837 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 184.151.246.144
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:27 pm: |
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Raptors:
Nanigadu:
Evvadiko raaalllesthe meeki tagilaaay.. Kikiki
 You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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Ipc302
Megastar Username: Ipc302
Post Number: 26598 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 146.7.248.71
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:20 pm: |
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Cinejeevi:same dress with geDDam while returning but no cap That is pretty much my standard dress for pilgrimage. emergency purposes ki oka pant pettukuntaa
testing airport police all over the world aa |
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Pavala
Megastar Username: Pavala
Post Number: 29764 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 80.167.217.196
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 03:18 pm: |
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Platy annai annee cheppaav sarey...nee designation ento why dhaachukuning? Mahesh performance lo 10% kooda Chiru cheyyaledu.... - New_user Spyder - Critically acclaimed disaster - New_user |
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Wellsfargo
Hero Username: Wellsfargo
Post Number: 10302 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 183.83.214.79
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 02:25 pm: |
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Wellsfargo:ee line ekkada untadi India lo. I travel regularly. Indian citizens queue lo ne nunchovali.
sorry I am talking about Hyderabad. I never had any other port of entry in India Modi as PM, Jagan as CM for 2019. Idi charithraka avasaram.... |
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Wellsfargo
Hero Username: Wellsfargo
Post Number: 10301 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 183.83.214.79
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 02:22 pm: |
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Speaker:Foreign national passport holders line move fast n no silly questions...
ee line ekkada untadi India lo. I travel regularly. Indian citizens queue lo ne nunchovali. Modi as PM, Jagan as CM for 2019. Idi charithraka avasaram.... |
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Nanigadu
Megastar Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 24758 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 70.29.103.168
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:56 pm: |
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rathri oka ari veera bhayanak donga kollu pattey mokham esukonna okadni chusan Delhi lo immigration daggira foreign passport holder line loki koncham gap vuntey line form cheddamanukuney time abba kodukulu chatukkuna dooresaru adugudhamanukunna, foreign passport recent gaa vocchinda ani kontha sepu ayyaka chusthey aadi chethilo indian passport vundhi memu eedenti eeda anukunnam, then realized, he is cutting the big line in indian passports ani correct gaa aadi time raaganey, enakki thirigi chudakunda velli indian passports line lo okadini request chesadu foreign passport line ki vellan, akkada ikkadaki vellamani chepparu ani first 3 people din't buy it papam 4 vadu vellanicchadu donga naa dudhuku gadu |
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Gotcha
Legend Username: Gotcha
Post Number: 30820 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 172.87.48.134
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:51 pm: |
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King:done with exploring and took the plunge. Lets see. Never say Ever (contradicting my previous statement). Will try for few years.
wow kummu. hyd lo settled aa? ... |
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Gotcha
Legend Username: Gotcha
Post Number: 30819 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 172.87.48.134
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:50 pm: |
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u r travelling in a week so red flags all over their database, tappu aladi kaadu needi ... |
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Nanigadu
Megastar Username: Nanigadu
Post Number: 24757 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 70.29.103.168
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:47 pm: |
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Speaker:US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY not uk nor canadian nor aust
nee..... mingesaa poddhunna 5 ki landed eeda Canadian passport holder one month back Bombay, last night Delhi - not even one freaking question asked
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Raptors
Comedian Username: Raptors
Post Number: 1218 Registered: 09-2017 Posted From: 198.33.159.251
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:28 pm: |
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Speaker:US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY not uk nor canadian nor aust
needi deep baavi...akkadey undu...last yr Bombay through vella...only question ' where to destination'... WE THE NORTH |
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Cinejeevi
Moderator Username: Cinejeevi
Post Number: 6915 Registered: 10-2014
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:26 pm: |
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Ipc302:same dress, geddam and cap eskuni unte inka bagundedhi
same dress with geDDam while returning but no cap  That is pretty much my standard dress for pilgrimage. emergency purposes ki oka pant pettukuntaa   Anything I said earlier is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 1 day |
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Megapowerstar
Side Hero Username: Megapowerstar
Post Number: 8921 Registered: 09-2007 Posted From: 183.83.201.147
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:24 pm: |
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King:n US unless u r GC or Citizen of US they dont say "welcome back"
GC meeda travel chesinappudu analedu kaani US passport meeda travel chesinappudu "welcome home" ani annaru. Oka zing feeling  |
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Ipc302
Megastar Username: Ipc302
Post Number: 26596 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 146.7.248.71
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:20 pm: |
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Cinejeevi:I was going to Khatmandu and handed over my PP. may be because I was wearing a lungi with a small bag in hand and giving him US PP raised suspicion?
same dress, geddam and cap eskuni unte inka bagundedhi |
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Cinejeevi
Moderator Username: Cinejeevi
Post Number: 6914 Registered: 10-2014
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 01:00 pm: |
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naaku last year New Delhi lo almost 15 plus mins aapaaDu. enduko vaadiki telidu, naaku telidu. I was going to Khatmandu and handed over my PP. may be because I was wearing a lungi with a small bag in hand and giving him US PP raised suspicion? not sure. 15 mins plus scrutiny chesi, evevo kochchens adigi final gaa po annaD.    Anything I said earlier is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 1 day |
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Sannayi_nokkulu
Megastar Username: Sannayi_nokkulu
Post Number: 28262 Registered: 06-2014 Posted From: 73.92.141.85
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 12:29 pm: |
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Platypus:
annayi UK MS cloud security chief ani nee meeda focus ettaremo?? Eesari oka rendu depression maralu cheppu valaki, ladies aithe bubbly all set.... sachipotava , avineethi ga batukutava okkate option ante alochinchakunda chachipotaa ane type cbn - OT
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King
Side Hero Username: King
Post Number: 3191 Registered: 08-2013 Posted From: 49.206.221.88
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:54 am: |
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Maverick:did you leave for good? thought you are still exploring
done with exploring and took the plunge. Lets see. Never say Ever (contradicting my previous statement). Will try for few years. |
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Maverick
Legend Username: Maverick
Post Number: 69349 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 204.86.203.7
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:52 am: |
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King:Bye bye US
did you leave for good? thought you are still exploring There's a cacophony in the truth, A melody in lies and it accompanies one on every journey, From the lows to the highs |
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Platypus
Side Hero Username: Platypus
Post Number: 9368 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.220.196.61
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:52 am: |
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King:May be I am wrong but in US unless u r GC or Citizen of US they dont say "welcome back" as u r a visitor irrespective of your work status.
No idea about the US. In the UK - I have been greeted with "Welcome home" two to three times so far. As long as we have a residence permit, we are considered residents. This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it. |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18833 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 205.194.127.36
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:49 am: |
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King:em royalty..Indian PP dont need to fill forms nymore at arrival in India. We need to do it.
yea rightele.. just fullling flaty goru... You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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King
Side Hero Username: King
Post Number: 3190 Registered: 08-2013 Posted From: 49.206.221.88
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:49 am: |
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Platypus:Andhulo imagination emi ledhu.
May be I am wrong but in US unless u r GC or Citizen of US they dont say "welcome back" as u r a visitor irrespective of your work status. |
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King
Side Hero Username: King
Post Number: 3188 Registered: 08-2013 Posted From: 49.206.221.88
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:47 am: |
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Speaker:US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY
em royalty..Indian PP dont need to fill forms nymore at arrival in India. We need to do it. BTW..Porapatuna kuda pakkanodiki telyakudau US nunchi ani..no respect at all if u r NRI. Hayiga undhi except traffic. Bye bye US |
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Platypus
Side Hero Username: Platypus
Post Number: 9367 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.220.196.61
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:46 am: |
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King:idi okkati chalu nee imagination bayata pettadaniki
Exact gaa adhe annaadu ikkada immigration lo. Andhulo imagination emi ledhu. This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it. |
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King
Side Hero Username: King
Post Number: 3187 Registered: 08-2013 Posted From: 49.206.221.88
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:44 am: |
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Platypus:Welcome home
idi okkati chalu nee imagination bayata pettadaniki |
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Platypus
Side Hero Username: Platypus
Post Number: 9366 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.220.196.61
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:44 am: |
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Speaker:aisle seat ki, window seat laki reservation undaaa...
Vaatiki extra pay cheyyaali kadha? Maa vaallu ivvaru. Finally free seat ante aa middle seats yeh miguluthaayi (24 hours before flight start) This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it. |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18831 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 205.194.127.36
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:43 am: |
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Platypus:Economy class lo middle seat thappa inkoti ivvaru deenemma jeevitham
aisle seat ki, window seat laki reservation undaaa... lekafothe sandwiching in the air ante ishtama??? You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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Platypus
Side Hero Username: Platypus
Post Number: 9365 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.220.196.61
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:41 am: |
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Speaker:microsft ceo tarvatha nuvve nantagaa... neeku special chartered flight estaaranta gaa..satya nadella goru...
Chartered flight devuderugu - Economy class lo middle seat thappa inkoti ivvaru deenemma jeevitham. Not even premium economy. Even for long flights. Glorified medical representative job idhi. This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it. |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18830 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 205.194.127.36
Rating:  Votes: 1 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:40 am: |
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Platypus:Edho maalaanti badugu balaheena Indian passport holders ni uddhesinchi ee post.
microsft ceo tarvatha nuvve nantagaa... neeku special chartered flight estaaranta gaa..satya nadella goru... kikiki You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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Platypus
Side Hero Username: Platypus
Post Number: 9363 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.220.196.61
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:32 am: |
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Speaker:
Mee gurinchi kaadule sir.. Edho maalaanti badugu balaheena Indian passport holders ni uddhesinchi ee post. This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it. |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18829 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 205.194.127.36
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:24 am: |
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US pp holders r treated like ROYALTY not uk nor canadian nor aust
 You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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Stellar
Megastar Username: Stellar
Post Number: 20219 Registered: 02-2016 Posted From: 192.200.5.41
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:24 am: |
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new paaport tho travel chestannappaudu (old PP lekunda) bombay lo naaku kuda jarigindi okasari same to same |
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Speaker
Hero Username: Speaker
Post Number: 18828 Registered: 06-2016 Posted From: 205.194.127.36
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:23 am: |
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Platypus:US bound janaalaki emaina ilaanti experience undhaa?
America ninchi India ki Foreign Passport line lo ninchuntaam... no tothafuri line... Foreign national passport holders line move fast n no silly questions... You are Either with Us or NOT with Us.. My Way or Highway....... |
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Platypus
Side Hero Username: Platypus
Post Number: 9361 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.220.196.61
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, July 16, 2018 - 11:17 am: |
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Monna India ki vellinappudu - faced a lot of scrutiny in India rather than in the UK. Arrival: Normal gaa okka question kooda adagaru India passport holders ni. Just stamp vesi pamputhaaru. Ee saari mattuku conversation ilaa saagindhi Q: Purpose of your visit? A: Visiting parents Q: Where do they live? A: Nellore, Andhra Pradesh Q: How long are you going to stay here? A: A week Q: Where is your old passport? A: I don't have it with me now. Q: That's going to be a problem A: Why? The passport number is mentioned in the new passport Q: But last time you left India, you used your old passport. This time you are coming in with the new passport. There's no link. A: Link should be there in your database no? Q: Next time carry both passports A: Sure. Q: When was the last time you left India? A: November 2017. Q: Dates? A: (Used Google Timeline feature and told him the exact dates) Q: Ok - have a pleasant stay in India. Departure: First immigration counter in Bombay Q: What do you do in the UK? A: Work for Microsoft Q: What is your designation there? A: (Answered) Q: Do you have any documentation to prove that you work for Microsoft? A: (Showed the ID card) Q: And your designation? A: (Showed the business card) Q: How long is your assignment in the UK? A: I live there. Visa till 2021 Q: When are you coming back? A: No idea right now. If there is a business need, will travel. Otherwise, I travel twice a year to visit my parents here. Q: When is the next version of Windows getting released A: (Orey! Deenemma jeevitham. Flight is leaving in 45 minutes raa bewakoof) "No, Windows 10 is our last version. We keep regularly updating it for free though" Q: Apple is killing you no? Microsoft? A: Yes, we are aware of it. That's the nature of our business. Q: Ok. Have a safe flight. A: Thank you Flight daggara aerobridge lo oka black suit man standing with the airways employees. He wasn't doing anything but had a sheet of paper in his hand. The airways employee checked my boarding pass and immediately referred me to this black suit guy. Q: Purpose of your travel? A: Personal. Visiting my parents. Q: Where do you live? A: In the UK. (gave the exact address) Q: How often do you travel to India A: Twice or thrice a year Q: You work for? A: Microsoft Q: Can i see your employee id? A: (Showed it) Q: Ok. Have a nice flight Nenu, Ikkada Heathrow lo: Q: Tough game? (I was wearing the England jersey) A: Yeah, still great show by England Q: Welcome home A: Thank you Is this because so many fugitives are taking asylum in the UK from India these days? Ee level scrutiny first time naaku India lo. Normal gaa not even a single question as I have an Indian passport. US bound janaalaki emaina ilaanti experience undhaa? This world appearance is a confusion: even as the blueness of the sky is an optical illusion. I think it is better not to let the mind dwell on it, but to ignore it. |