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ðSCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play.

ðLIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

ðNURSE :
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

ðMARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

ðTEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

ðCONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

ðFATHER :
A banker provided by nature

ðCRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest except that he /she got caught

ðBOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

ðPOLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

ðDOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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