   
Linkmaster
Legend Username: Linkmaster
Post Number: 45073 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 149.128.8.245
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 26, 2015 - 10:43 am: |
     |
ðSCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play. ðLIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. ðNURSE : A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. ðMARRIAGE : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. ðTEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. ðCONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ðFATHER : A banker provided by nature ðCRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest except that he /she got caught ðBOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early ðPOLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter ðDOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. |