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     Linkmaster Legend Username: Linkmaster Post Number: 43962 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 149.128.8.245 Rating: N/A |
chilipithanam baagaa perigindi.. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8081 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of ••••••• who want off, get the •••• off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of ••••••• who are getting on, get your asses in the train." The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours and think about what you've done.” Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.” As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you pissed about the two hour delay, please see the •••• in the kitchen!” We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8080 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you ••••••!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, '•••• off it'll be too painful.'" Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep." A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection. A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on the ground in a pool of blood. She gently cradles the boy’s head in her arms and whispers, “Do you need a priest?” The boy moans, “How you can think of sex at a time like this?” We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8079 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down. The teacher says, 'Save the children!' The lawyer yells, '•••• THE CHILDREN!' The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?' We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8078 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I •••••• her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies. We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Newguy123 Megastar Username: Newguy123 Post Number: 22394 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 24.44.14.209 Rating: N/A |
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| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8077 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
A women goes to her doctor and he notices she has a black eye. He asks her about it and she breaks down crying and says her husband comes home drunk and beats her all the time. The Doctor says well I fix that for you next time he comes home drunk, drink this and gargle it till he goes to sleep. One month later she goes back to the doctor happy and bruise free and asks what was in that mouthwash? Nothing, You just needed to shut the •••• up. We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8076 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
At a party a blind girl was giving a guy a hand job. The blind girl said "you have the biggest penis I have every put my hands on." The guy replied "You're pulling my leg." There was a deaf and mute couple, and they were getting ready to go to bed. Often the man would try to initiate sex in the dark, but fail because the wife wouldn't respond, or the wife would try and the husband wouldn't respond. So this night, before they went to bed, the wife looked at the husband and signed "If you want to have sex tonight, squeeze my left boob, if you don't want to have sex, squeeze my right boob." The husband thought to himself, "That's brilliant!" and proceeded to sign to his wife, "If you want to have sex tonight, tug on my penis... if you don't want to have sex, tug on my penis a thousand times..." We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8075 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
Life without women would be a pain in the ass. We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Side Hero Username: Reddit Post Number: 8074 Registered: 05-2013 Posted From: 122.175.11.57 Rating: N/A |
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis. We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others. | ||
| Diviseema Megastar Username: Diviseema Post Number: 23128 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 203.200.27.189 Rating: N/A |
iWedding band http://www.darfuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/iwedding-r ing-funny-apple-iphone-product-track-wife-hussband-joke.jpg PAWAN KALYAN, TDP, PARITALA | ||
| Diviseema Megastar Username: Diviseema Post Number: 23127 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 203.200.27.189 Rating: N/A |
daughter : Mom I am pregnant. mom: didn't i tell you , that when a boy touches ur boobs say 'dont' and when he touches your vagina say 'stop' . daughter : i know, what to do he is touching both and i kept saying ' dont stop'. PAWAN KALYAN, TDP, PARITALA | ||
| Diviseema Megastar Username: Diviseema Post Number: 23126 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 203.200.27.189 Rating: N/A |
http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/prius-sale.jpg damn ur auto correct. PAWAN KALYAN, TDP, PARITALA | ||
| Diviseema Megastar Username: Diviseema Post Number: 23125 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 203.200.27.189 Rating: N/A |
who dose iPhone 20 look …... . http://images16.fotki.com/v368/photos/6/10926/9077503/i20-vi .jpg PAWAN KALYAN, TDP, PARITALA | ||
| Diviseema Megastar Username: Diviseema Post Number: 23124 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 203.200.27.189 Rating: N/A |
so u want to change to iPhone 6 just for an extra inch. what if ur girlfriend did the same .. - steve jobs. PAWAN KALYAN, TDP, PARITALA |
