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     Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1027 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
Our country deserves a place in the Guinness Books of Records for the incredible bizarre events which take place with a touch of comedy. Recently a sadhu, Shobhan Sarkar, dreamt of a king who introduces himself as Raja Ram Baksh of Unnao. The king points the sadhu to a treasure of gold buried near the Shiva temple where the king worshipped the deity. As a patriotic citizen, the sadhu writes about his dream to our President, our Prime Minister, the chief of the Archeological Survey of India (ASI) and to local politicians. Owing to considerable pressure generated, the ASI has undertaken a survey of the area where a dig is underway with a handful of 10 to 12 labourers using simple tools. The site of the dig is cordoned off by a bamboo boundary wall. On Thursday, the area around the site had turned into a mela ground of sorts for locals. An enterprising individual has set up a make-shift tea stall which has attracted several locals. It is said that the ASI’s excavation strategy is according to sadhu Sarkar’s dream. ASI officials, however, have stated it is not the sadhu’s dream alone that has galvanised them into action but a report by the ministry of culture which cites observations by the Geological Survey of India that there could be some ‘metal bounty’ under the earth. It will be worthwhile knowing the content and value of this metal bounty. Besides who will be declared its owner, the deity, or some other individuals? The income tax officials must be itching to spring into action. Not unexpectedly, lawyers will have a bountiful day in unravelling the inevitable legal issues, thanks to the sadhu’s dream. But pray, what about the patriotic sadhu? Will he be rewarded monetarily by the authorities? Or in keeping with his spiritual status, would he be content with an appropriate Padma award? We have to await the list of 2014 Padma awardees. Historic Swiss Move: Switzerland is no longer the most sought-after tax haven for tax evaders and the corrupt gentry. Bowing to international pressure for repeal of Swiss secrecy laws which facilitated massive tax evasion and owing to whistleblowers giving out details of money laundering by individuals and companies, Switzerland at long last signed the Multilateral Convention on Mutual Administrative Assistance in Tax Matters. The Swiss Federal Council gave its approval to the treaty on October 9. This marks the end of banking secrecy in Switzerland which will be breaking its own time honoured and time-tested laws on banking secrecy. The Swiss move is considered as preparing the way for automatic exchange of tax information. One view is that under the convention as it stands, the automatic exchange of information is optional. The convention provides the option to undertake automatic exchange, while requiring an agreement between the parties interested in this form of assistance. With the support of the G20, automatic exchange is becoming the new international standard, and Switzerland in due time is likely to exchange financial information automatically. All said and done, the Swiss move is a salutary development and should be a major boost to our country in the battle against black money stashed overseas. India is already a party to the convention and the fact that Switzerland has now joined will help Indian authorities to obtain information with greater ease on Indian monies illegally stashed away in Swiss banks, provided there is the requisite political will. The latest Swiss move will have an impact on the case pending in the Supreme Court regarding Swiss Bank accounts and disclosure of the names of the account holders. According to latest official figures released by Swiss National Bank, total funds held by Indians in Swiss banks were about `9,000 crore. The latest Swiss move is likely to give sleepless nights to some persons in our country. After all, uneasy lies the head which has numbered Swiss accounts. | ||
| Amigo Side Hero Username: Amigo Post Number: 2036 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 68.196.100.133 Rating: N/A |
We are taught to dream big and follow our dreams. If the dream is this big, the govt of india will follow even if it is not its. | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1020 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: |
A journalist from Al Jazeera summed up the mood: "We had heard that India is a land of snake charmers. After this we are ready to believe it" Deenemma, aakhariki AlZ vaallu koodaaa comedy setthannaar. RahulG india ni emi sanka naakitthunnaavayyaaa | ||
| Gandhiguevara Legend Username: Gandhiguevara Post Number: 41726 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 142.136.137.10 Rating: N/A |
asalaa news soothantene mana weekend activists ki kaalthundhi | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1018 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: |
The Great Indian Digging for gold It's Day 2 of the Great Indian Digging for Gold. This would be the funniest thing to happen in India in a long time. But it's not amusing when the government goes digging the earth to find gold because a baba had a vision. The government hopes that it finds the 1,000-tonne treasure while rationalists fear it may. The government says what if there's a treasure there. Rationalists fear the same. The gold-digging in Uttar Pradesh's Unnao is dangerous either way. There's fat chance of gold buried inside the ruins of a fort, destroyed in the 19th century in Unnao's Daundiya Kheda village. Locals already swear by Baba Shobhan Sarkar's mystic powers and claim that he once violently shook a tree and currency notes fell like autumn leaves. These are eyewitness claims, as claimed on TV. That should tell you the craziness in what was formerly known as the country of Taj Mahal and snake charmers. Modi said we have moved on to become a country of mouse-charmers. We boast out leap in science and technology. We claim to have Bangalored the world. But this Taj Mahal of moronic madness beamed live on your TV screen has reverted the status. We sell daydreams. We sell charlatan charms. We are Unnao-ed instead. BABA BLACK SHEEP We have one Asaram in jail and hundreds out there feeling up little girls in the name of mysticism. We have a Nirmal Baba who heals ailments and solves life's myriad problems by recommending pudina pakodas and black leather wallets. We have babas convicted but not put in jail. We have sadhus accused of all kinds of criminal activities rape, murder and financial fraud. If this gold hunt ends in finding even a kilo of the yellow, we are doomed. An already overtly superstitious country will rush to self-declared saints and shower them with gold. One baba's vision has driven us to this show of naked lust and mind-numbing stupidity. The Constitution of India prescribed certain fundamental duties when giving us our fundamental rights. One of them obligates all Indians to develop scientific temper and strive towards excellence in all spheres of life. WE PUT THE ASI IN ASININE And here we have the custodians of the Constitution, sending specialists from Archaeological Survey of India and Geological Survey of India to chase a dream. A Union minister goes on record telling reporters about the power of babas. Charan Das Mahant, the minister who persuaded the Prime Minister to dig a ditch for rationality, says sadhus know all the world's secrets, the past and the future. This shameless man, a blot on any civil society, will remain a minister even if this gold hunt culminates in a big black hole. That's the tragedy. And if the hunt ends in finding even an ounce of promised gold, Mahant would certainly be promoted. That's the tragedy. If you go on digging forts and ruins, there is always that 'very little' likelihood of striking gold or something of historical and/or archaeological importance. The baba and his minister disciple are hedging on that very little. What's the harm if something good comes out of it, as another minister, Renuka Chowdhary, said. HAMPER THE TEMPER The harm, Ms Chowdhary, is that we are already suffering like the innocent women burnt in the name of witchcraft. Narendra Dabholkar was killed because he fought the blind following of the outdated and the occult. In a country of genuine illiterates and literate illiterates, we have babas exercising undue influence in our society and its politics. For a secular nation, we already have too much religion in public life. That itself brings random rites, rituals and superstitions that hamper development of scientific temper. As our scientists prepare for sending a mission 360,000,000 km away from Earth, our archaeologists are digging the earth to realise the dream of a unheard-till-last-week sadhu, who claims he spoke to the dead king the fort belonged to. We aim for the Mars while dunking ourselves neck-deep in the marshlands of medievalism. Our founding fathers dreamt of an India that could lead the world. Six decades after independence, we are digging a ditch so deep; we may take another six decades to come out of. Of what use is gold, if we have to pawn our minds for it? Read more at: http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/unnao-gold-hunt-and-the-t aj-mahal-of-moronic-madness/1/317082.html | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1017 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
A police official at the site told that heavy security measures have been taken to maintain order in the area as it was apprehended that the crowd might turn violent in case no gold was found. Why turning voilent re? | ||
| Chand Junior Artist Username: Chand Post Number: 403 Registered: 10-2013 Posted From: 14.96.114.150 Rating: |
stupid state of Indian politics ragulG PM ayite shudra pujalu kooda seyistadu emo | ||
| Gotcha Hero Username: Gotcha Post Number: 12922 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.227.186.192 Rating: |
what the frock, can only happen in india and that too in cow belt. This Andhra real estate is for sale. | ||
| Cyberabadsinnodu Side Hero Username: Cyberabadsinnodu Post Number: 9342 Registered: 02-2010 Posted From: 67.163.149.59 Rating: N/A |
intaki appatlo kerala lo dorikina vi ekkadi ki poyayi? Akali teerindhi gadha ani adukkodam maesthama swami | ||
| Amara Hero Username: Amara Post Number: 11550 Registered: 09-2010 Posted From: 49.205.132.6 Rating: |
ilaa annaadaa... ayina inkaa nammuthunnaaraa....  thavvi thavvi edho okati pettesi theestharanukuntaa last ki..script prakaram.. kaavalani fools avvataaniki evaru chusthaaru? | ||
| Raman Megastar Username: Raman Post Number: 21714 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 59.92.32.245 Rating: |
motham patha kotalu beedupadina buildings tavvi denkutaru jenalu true avvakudadappa  | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1015 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
Last punch baba di ayithe aa kickke verabbaaa | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1014 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
'If the digging speed isn't accelerated, the gold may vanish'; upset seer leaves site The seer who dreamt of 1000-tonne gold treasure under a 19th century fort in Uttar Pradesh left the spot literally upset with the slow pace of digging by the ASI team. Slow digging by ASI men may make the treasure vanish, says Shobhan Sarkar, the head priest of the temple near the site in Unnao village. He is now at his ashram in Shivli Kanpur Dehat. But, Archaeological Survey of India (ASI) experts have a reason to go slow and steady with the digging. They hope to find relics along the way and any recklessness may damage them. And hence three-foot-a-day is the standard pace. But Baba’s devotee Munna Singh says, “It is all about finding the gold. Bring in the hardware (JCB etc) and Baba will give the treasure in less than 10 hours. He (Baba) is asking for them that from day one. If the digging is not accelerated the gold will disappear from current location.†Observers feel this is Baba’s well-thought-out ploy for an escape route in case no gold is found. In fact, earlier the seer had spoken to Unnao collector VK Anand on this issue after it emerged that the ASI would take five weeks in the excavation. He insisted Anand for using the JCB machines in the presence of the army personnel to guard the process. But, Anand chose to go by the ASI’s call. Meanwhile, some senior officials of the ASI alleged that some locals and priest’s men were exerting pressure on the team to speed up the excavation. “Pressure is enormous. Why were we involved then in the first place?†asks one of them. Ram Karan, another disciple says, “He never wanted the ASI to come into the picture. Read his letters to authorities to find he merely suggested ASI can be used to validate his revelation" | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1013 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: |
Hey, baba funch esesaad If the digging speed isn't accelerated, the gold may vanish'; upset seer leaves site http://www.hindustantimes.com/StoryPage/Print/1137680.aspx Rahul baba ki jai bolo | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1012 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
http://zeenews.india.com/news/uttar-pradesh/gold-hunt-asi-id entifies-two-more-sites-for-digging-at-unnao-fort_884437.htm l not gold, but we will find something: Charandas Mahant Yaa, they will definitely find something. Goldo, matto edokati guarantee gaa dorukuthaadi | ||
| Thikka_sankara Side Hero Username: Thikka_sankara Post Number: 7765 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 86.5.184.189 Rating: |
mental baba ki kaadu... aaa mata pattukuni tavvakaalu modalettina vallaki untundi.... edava santha keka link: http://www.theunrealtimes.com/category/fikileaks/ | ||
| Abhysg Hero Username: Abhysg Post Number: 12097 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.46.32.32 Rating: N/A |
face save kosam akkada edo okati dorikela sestar le.. votes imp no siggy | ||
| Nice Side Hero Username: Nice Post Number: 4157 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 122.164.237.53 Rating: N/A |
Baba cheppina taruvatha test chesi untaru emo. Edhanna metal unattu telisi untundhi. Ayina antha la baba mata pattukuni ela test chesesaru in first place | ||
| Thikka_sankara Side Hero Username: Thikka_sankara Post Number: 7764 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 86.5.184.189 Rating: N/A |
orni yenkamma baba maata pattukuni godaari eeeduthunnaraa govt ee statement baagaa comedy gaa undi not gold, but we will find something: Charandas Mahant keka link: http://www.theunrealtimes.com/category/fikileaks/ | ||
| Nice Side Hero Username: Nice Post Number: 4145 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 61.3.226.23 Rating: N/A |
ledhu ippude google chesa. They are doing the search only on the base of seers words. aa seer cheppina taruvatha they tested and felt some metal is there. Ante assalu basic ga first aa point cheppindhe baba kadha Ayina assala ila baba la matalu vini ela modalu pettaru anta | ||
| Shikari Hero Username: Shikari Post Number: 13364 Registered: 03-2010 Posted From: 183.82.87.26 Rating: N/A |
http://www.eenadu.net/cartoonbig.htm  | ||
| Havingfun Side Hero Username: Havingfun Post Number: 2219 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 94.193.121.240 Rating: N/A |
Your question is as old as chicken first or egg first If you hate a person based on religion, caste, creed and region, you dont deserve to be called Indian....even human | ||
| Nice Side Hero Username: Nice Post Number: 4143 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 61.3.226.23 Rating: N/A |
Nizam ga teleyaka adugutunna. Mundu gold undhi ani cheppindhi evaru - baba or scientists. Mundu baba cheppi unte obviously the credit should go to him, because as per your sentence even science says so. Baba ganuka scientists cheppina taruvatha cheppi unte meeranattu ee paper vallu edhavale | ||
| Gandhiguevara Legend Username: Gandhiguevara Post Number: 41695 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 142.136.137.10 Rating: N/A |
its now owned by rupert murdoch anukunta...rest daani credibility | ||
| Bangarappa Junior Artist Username: Bangarappa Post Number: 215 Registered: 09-2013 Posted From: 99.8.56.59 Rating: N/A |
World media indian media peddha lanjalu ga thayiru ayaru. The government has already stated there is a science behind why they are going -- it has nothing to do with the baba. ee rojulu "journalist" ante bokulu tho samanam... that's why i only care about news printed by credible media like NYT/WSJ. andaru kalisi adataniki idhi yemaina holy pandaga ? | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1011 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
http://zeenews.india.com/news/uttar-pradesh/after-unnao-gold -hunt-in-fatehpur_884410.html | ||
| Mpsfan Comedian Username: Mpsfan Post Number: 1010 Registered: 12-2012 Posted From: 69.73.61.97 Rating: N/A |
Under moddabbaayi Rahul's direction 1st dream - 1000 crores on daudiakala village 2nd dream is now worth 2500 more tonnes of gold in Adampur village Jai bolo rahul swamy ki dimaak Dookudu reality show live lo choopisthunnaaru Brahmam = rahul M.s.narayana = akilesh yadav http://zeenews.india.com/news/uttar-pradesh/unnao-gold-hunt- excavation-for-hidden-treasure-continues-for-third-day_88443 7.html |
