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     Boston_baba Side Hero Username: Boston_baba Post Number: 3240 Registered: 07-2012 Posted From: 182.72.241.249 Rating: |
But the real tragedy would be if this film works at box office because that won't just set off a trend of similar movies but, more importantly, reveal something rather dark about our own hearts and minds. I am going with zero out of five stars for Grand Masti because there is no way you can enjoy this movie and still claim you respect women. http://www.rediff.com/movies/review/review-grand-masti-is-un bearable-and-obnoxious/20130913.htm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nfqAhjk970 Rajakeeyam, Vyaparam oke chota undakudadu. | ||
| Abhysg Hero Username: Abhysg Post Number: 11094 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.46.32.32 Rating: N/A |
(A) Joke... ------------ http://nonvegjokes.com/ganpati-rai-aur-smith-family-963.html --------------- Ek Angreji Smith Familly Ko Kisi Ne Bataya Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi Aur India Mein Aa Gaya Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye Ek Din Unke Yahan Naukri Ke Liye Ek Bihari Aadmi Aaya Jiska Naam Ganpat Rai Thha Mr Smith Ne Uska Interview Liya Mr.Smith: âGaand Phatt Raha Hai..???â (He Tried To Say Ganpat Rai, But Due To Bad English He Pronounsed So) Bihari: âNahi Sahab, Jayda Nahi Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Haiâ Mr.Smith (Gusse Se): âWat Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai?? Tumhare Application Mein Likha Hai Tumhara Gaand Phatt Raha Haiâ Bihari: âThik Hai Sahab Ji, Ab Likha Hai Toh Phatt Hi Raha Hogaâ Mr.Smith: âTum Daily Maraata Haiâ¦???â (Tum Delhi Mein Rehta Hai.) Bihari: âDaily Nahi Sahab Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Haiâ Mr.Smith: âWat Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai..??? Tumhare Application Me Likha Hai Tum Daily Maraata Haiâ Bihari: âThik Hai Sahab Jiâ Bihari Got The Job, Lekin Usko Smith K Ghar Ka Kaam Bhi Kaarna Padhta Tha Jobâs 1st Day Mr.Smith: âAaj Tum Sabse Pehle Humari Biwi Ko Gaadi Me Chodega (Chodega, To Drop) Phir Humari Beti Ko Aur Phir Humkoâ Bihari: âSahab Aapki Biwi Aur Beti Toh Chalegi Par Main Aapko Nahi Chod Saktaâ Mr.Smith: âKyun Nahi Chodega..????? Chodo Warna Hum Tumko Nikaal Degaâ Bihari Agreed To Do So. Par Kisi Vajah Se Smith Khud Hi Chala Gaya Kuch Din Baad Smith Ki Beti Ghar Pe Akele Thi. Woh Party Me Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Rahi Thi. Us Se Apni Bra Piche Se Baandhtey Nahi Ban Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Ganpat Rai Ko Bulaya Daughter: âGaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai.â Bihari: âJi Memsahabâ Daughter: âHumare Piche Se Gaand Maaroâ (Humara Piche Se Gaanth Bandho, To Note) Bihari: âYeh Aap Kya Bol Rahi Ho Madam, Sahab Ko Pata Chala Toh Naukri Se Nikaal Dengeâ Daughter: âTum Hamari Gaand Maro Nahi To Hum Tumhe Naukri Se Nikal Dengeâ Bihari Apna Lund Nikaalta Hai Aur Smith Ki Beti Ki Piche Se Gaand Maarne Lag Jata Hai Daughter Dard Se Chillate Hue: âGaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Haiâ (Ganpat Rai, Ganpat Rai) Bihari: âAb Hamara 8 Inch Ka Hai Memsaab, Gaand To Phategi Hi Naâ no siggy | ||
| Abhysg Hero Username: Abhysg Post Number: 11093 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.46.32.32 Rating: N/A |
Thread title lo (A) etteseyyandi... no siggy | ||
| Abhysg Hero Username: Abhysg Post Number: 11092 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.46.32.32 Rating: N/A |
andaroo alage sadavali ani ettar no siggy | ||
| Abhysg Hero Username: Abhysg Post Number: 11091 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 68.46.32.32 Rating: N/A |
bezawada akul dibbatinnay... peechawada (doddi/bottom)..to polchinanduku.. no siggy | ||
| Kish Legend Username: Kish Post Number: 32319 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 68.180.94.194 Rating: N/A |
"R" lekunda chadivaa!  ||  || PK || JP || MODI || CBN || SACHIN || DHONI || JDLN || EENADU || HYDERABAD || | ||
| Politricks Hero Username: Politricks Post Number: 15006 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
http://www.rediff.com/movies/review/review-grand-masti-is-un bearable-and-obnoxious/20130913.htm Veedu review raasthu ila annadu: Thus, while their wives go about playing out the roles they must at home, the three men go around seeking sex on the campus with three women suggestively named Rose, Mary and Marlow. (I am going to let you say those names out loud once just so you know where this is heading) So say out loud and fast ROSE, MARY, MARLOW... Lol... Waiting for a good one.. | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2116 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 122.174.166.8 Rating: N/A |
Abey..ye tera pichwada hei ya vijayawada..?? Aur kitne cheez hei iske andar..?? Lol bezawada aakul repa repa Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| J__the_heartist Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 11824 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 86.97.94.218 Rating: N/A |
How are Big Dhoodh ke factories re  Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2115 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 223.182.237.196 Rating: N/A |
2nd half kastha let down..but overall maanchi time pass bomma.. Most of the jokes disk raising Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| Ringo_rangaswamy Side Hero Username: Ringo_rangaswamy Post Number: 5030 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 162.134.72.7 Rating: N/A |
 saan crude ga vundaadi. kaani public ki full fun. paisa vasool.
Tammi, nuvvu Andhra lo vaallakante 20 ago 20 years advanced.  | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2114 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 223.182.237.196 Rating: N/A |
2nd half lo unna konni scenes thattuko leka..theater lo unna oka ladies batch ippude jump ayyindi.. Vaallu lechi velle time lo theater dhadharillindi..lol poor girls Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| Abhysg Hero Username: Abhysg Post Number: 11087 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 198.228.200.42 Rating: N/A |
2000s lo oka joke circulate ayyedi mails lo.. British officers intlo ganapati roy anevad work sesta untadu.. British vollaku tirakka Gand phat rahahai ani pilichevollu.. kekaundedi..hindi telisfe full enjoy no siggy | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2113 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 223.182.237.196 Rating: N/A |
Hardhik - 'Hard dick' - dick with a golden touch Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| Raman Megastar Username: Raman Post Number: 20740 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 59.92.47.191 Rating: N/A |
mallee esadu | ||
| Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 12051 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.17.33 Rating: N/A |
BR Ambedkar Open University lo chaduvukunna poragadu okadu cheppindu. Prathi sari Ambedkar peru raayatam kastam ani initial pette vaallu anta. | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2112 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 223.182.237.196 Rating: N/A |
Marlo's milk - Jab chaahe marlo Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| Raman Megastar Username: Raman Post Number: 20738 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 59.92.47.191 Rating: N/A |
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| Simba Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 12050 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: |
late 90s lo gandmasti.com ani oka site undedhi, fultu timepass annattu. I ordered a T-shirt with their logo/brnading. Unfortunately, most of my "Andhra" friends had no idea what it meant when I wore it. | ||
| Megapowerstar Side Hero Username: Megapowerstar Post Number: 5837 Registered: 09-2007 Posted From: 170.22.76.10 Rating: N/A |
yeh thoda sa old joke hai | ||
| Megapowerstar Side Hero Username: Megapowerstar Post Number: 5836 Registered: 09-2007 Posted From: 170.22.76.10 Rating: N/A |
oh my gawd, aite gurantee gaa choodali | ||
| Chitti_babu Side Hero Username: Chitti_babu Post Number: 7787 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 108.179.36.146 Rating: N/A |
KYAA SUPER KOOL HAI HUM!!! 1. After using a body whitener lotion, Tusshar says, âAaj mere shareer ka sirf ek hissa kaala hai.â (Just one part of my body is black.) Answer: His eyes. 2. Riteish: You should look for most happening d**** in town. Tusshar: It is discs not d****. 3. Riteish (Pointing his finger towards his dog): F***** haiâ¦fakr hai mujhe ispe. (He is f*****â¦I am proud of him). 4. Tusshar: Is baar toh main apna impression âmachoâ dunga. (I will give my best performance this time; however the dialogue has a different meaning in Hindi.) 5. Sarah Jane Dias: Tum ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho? (What do you see in a girl first?) Ritesih: Depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai. (It depends on whether the girl is coming or leaving.) 6. Anupam Kher: This soap belongs to Ramu Kaka of âSholayâ. Actually Thakur didnât have hands. (You need to watch âSholayâ to understand this joke.) 7. Riteish: Give me high five. Tusshar: Aakhri paanch rupaye bache hain, wo bhi maang raha hai. (This is my last 5 rupees and you want this too.) 8. Tusshar: What type of girls call you man. I asked her and she said âI am wetâ. Riteish: Idiot, she meant vet, veterinary doctor. 9. Anupam Kher: Ramdin was buried under my fatherâs obligations, so he used to bow down in front of him all the time. (Your guess is as good as ours.) 10. Tusshar: Jo mere paas hai, wo tumhare paas nahi hai. (You donât have what I have.) Sarah Jane Dias: Jo tumhare paas hai, wo aaj kal market me milta hai, wo bhi battery operated aur do saal ki warranty ke saath. (What you have can also be found in market, that too with battery and warranty of two years.) Probably they are talking about mobile phones. | ||
| Andhrawala Megastar Username: Andhrawala Post Number: 24281 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 152.51.56.1 Rating: N/A |
Mast was also a fun movie kids to soodalemu antheyy No Signature | ||
| Bunty717 Moderator Username: Bunty717 Post Number: 35364 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
ehees.. ippudu kaadu ahees.. ee genere eppudu chiraaku english ayina.. aa american pie bomma chuste yaak anipistadi.. | ||
| Chitti_babu Side Hero Username: Chitti_babu Post Number: 7786 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 108.179.36.146 Rating: |
Vayasayipoyina Yugupurushuduvi !!! neeku nacchadhu le | ||
| Bunty717 Moderator Username: Bunty717 Post Number: 35363 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
naak ee genre bommal assalu nachavu.. yaak anipistaayi.. unte direct ga cheppali ee double meaning ante maa sedda siraaku.. | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2111 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 27.56.194.14 Rating: N/A |
Cinema start avva gaane first scene.. A for Ass B for Boobs C for Chuth Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| Chitti_babu Side Hero Username: Chitti_babu Post Number: 7785 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 108.179.36.146 Rating: N/A |
Rose Mary Maarlo | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2110 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 27.56.194.14 Rating: N/A |
Nenu theatre lo chusthunna annai..piracy kaadu India lo unta..night show..interval time.. Full house lo ilaanti cinema chusthunte vache kick ey veru..!! Hardcore Prabhas raju fan | ||
| Megapowerstar Side Hero Username: Megapowerstar Post Number: 5834 Registered: 09-2007 Posted From: 170.22.76.10 Rating: N/A |
ekkada choostunnav termi? | ||
| Gabbar_singh Junior Artist Username: Gabbar_singh Post Number: 653 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 49.206.135.219 Rating: N/A |
Miss ayye samsye ledhu,....Indian version of American pie.....daani abba kooooda  | ||
| Ringo_rangaswamy Side Hero Username: Ringo_rangaswamy Post Number: 5025 Registered: 02-2011 Posted From: 162.134.72.7 Rating: N/A |
Grand masthi ante Gaan* masti ki twist kadaa, synmaa kooda atlane vuntadi. | ||
| Termi Side Hero Username: Termi Post Number: 2109 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 171.76.128.12 Rating: N/A |
Lady in bikini - what's the time Ritesh - Bras panties..oops barah peinthees Araachakam to the power of Arachakam undi cinema..prathi scene double meaning Must watch for all males.. Hardcore Prabhas raju fan |
