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Kish Megastar Username: Kish Post Number: 28849 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 8.34.148.198 Rating: N/A |
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Linkmaster Legend Username: Linkmaster Post Number: 32605 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 149.128.8.245 Rating: N/A |
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Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8490 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.236 Rating: N/A |
men insult each other & they dont mean it. women compliment each other, but dont mean it either. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
The_mask Junior Artist Username: The_mask Post Number: 71 Registered: 11-2012 Posted From: 213.205.227.217 Rating: N/A |
Aithe enjoy...  | ||
Muddamandaram Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 14392 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.228.140 Rating: N/A |
No billing annaai. AT home working on something. Pulpannai to Dbers: dont be immaturish. | ||
The_mask Junior Artist Username: The_mask Post Number: 70 Registered: 11-2012 Posted From: 213.205.227.217 Rating: N/A |
Do something useful with your erect spine muddamandaramgaru Chinna pillall laaga scrabble enti billing time lo | ||
Muddamandaram Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 14390 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.228.140 Rating: N/A |
Adult Scrabble Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I Pulpannai to Dbers: dont be immaturish. | ||
Muddamandaram Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 14389 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.228.140 Rating: N/A |
Some Political gyaaan. Any chance of Rahul Gandhi entering the cabinet? Isn't it time Sonia did some beta testing? Maybe Yeddyurappy could be sent to Kashmir. In a few years, all the land will belong to his family, and all problems will be solved. Government of Egypt blocks all internet access. The country can now be renamed gypt. 100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us. Vote for Baba Ramdev. He'll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is. Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short. Kalmadi's aide is in jail. Raja's aide is dead. Satish Sharma denies ever having an aide. India seems quite serious about eradicating Aids. Police Manual: if it's one guy, take a bribe. If it's a couple, harass. If it's a bunch of people, lathi charge. If it's a mob, disappear. According to Census 2011, there are 940 females for every 1000 males in India. Those 60 unfortunate men join the Ram Sene, i guess. Dear Baba Ramdev, we can't ban 1000 & 500 rupee notes. We are a secular country. So we need to respect all denominations. On most days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. On some few days, he is silent. Two weapons against corruption: Lokpal and Chappal. A documentary on Air India's planes Saare Zameen Par. I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it's a solution. Since 1977, West Bengal has been crawling along at approximately 0.00000000001 kmph. They've just covered 3 CMs in 34 years. If P&G buys Unilever, the unified entity can be called Procter and Gamble and Lever. Abbreviated to PaGaL. Gandhi would have been a great bowler. He could spin as well as fast. Baba Ramdev is going to create an army with a headcount of 11,000. Or a leg-count of 22,000. Depending on which side is up. Three generations of Bachchans BigB, WannaB, and now BayB. 25-paise coins to go off circulation from Jun 30. The govt feels they can't handle one Anna, so there's no need for four annas. Every night families in rural U.P. must be shuddering in anticipation of Rahul Gandhi dropping in for dinner and whacking their charpai. I think Manmohan should get VVS Laxman into the cabinet. The UPA is in major trouble in its second innings. Kalmadi: So what are you here for? | Anna: Jan Lokpal bill. And you? | Kalmadi: Er! video bill, sponsorship bill, catering bill, etc. All MPs to get iPads. Awesome. As some would say, from anPad to iPad in 3 days. It's been a pretty decent tour for india. We beat three teams Sussex, Kent & Leicestershire. And lost to only one England. The word Engineer is derived from Anjaneya (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. Bangalore may have a nice past. And a great future. But there's no current. Infosys: More profits means great quarter. UB: More quarters means great profit. BJP guy gives 500 rupee notes to journalists for +ve Rath Yatra coverage. He must have heard that a good reporter always takes notes. Anna Hazare breaks vow of silence. So Manmohan Singh wins this one. A big time Eid Mubarak to all. Except of course, goats. Who tend to look at EID backwards. Think of the tiger. Think of hockey. All national icons. Now you get it? The real problem with the rupee is that it is the national currency of India. PM says India and China are good friends. Of course we are. We have so much in common. Like Arunachal Pradesh. Pulpannai to Dbers: dont be immaturish. | ||
Muddamandaram Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 14388 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.228.140 Rating: |
The Gay Cowboy... A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, But knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, Figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, He found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." Pulpannai to Dbers: dont be immaturish. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8487 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.236 Rating: N/A |
Pappu was playing 'Ludo' with a girl. Pappu: If I get 1,2,3,4,5 after throwing the dice, I'll make love to you. Girl: What? And if the dice shows 6? Pappu: Haven't you played Ludo before? If it's 6, I throw the dice again Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8485 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.236 Rating: N/A |
It isnt really your best Valentine day if you have to go OUT. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8484 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.236 Rating: N/A |
When I Was 10. Rubber Meant Eraser, A** Meant Donkey, Gay Meant Happy, Straight Meant Linear, Making Out Meant ‘Logical Detection’, C**k Meant Rooster, ••••• Meant Cat, Stag Meant A Male Deer, ••••• Meant A Jab, Poke Meant A Nudge, Chick Meant A Baby Hen, Screw Meant A Carpenter’s Implement And A ** Was Always For Tat damn! – English Has Changed So Much. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8483 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.236 Rating: N/A |
Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar: Ive Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute Lady: Why? Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. | ||
Gamingfan Side Hero Username: Gamingfan Post Number: 8482 Registered: 08-2012 Posted From: 59.93.104.236 Rating: N/A |
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd...Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son. Talent and intelligence are useless when not supplemented by mental strength!! If you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart, not his money.If you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul, not her body. |
