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     Jawmetri Junior Artist Username: Jawmetri Post Number: 232 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 59.93.76.203 Rating: N/A |
yup the original joke was the following It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." He heard a loud whisper: "•••• the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" | ||
| Ishan Side Hero Username: Ishan Post Number: 2333 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 128.249.106.234 Rating: N/A |
 chala info undi ee joke lahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yeGK88_5T4 | ||
| Cocanada Moderator Username: Cocanada Post Number: 17442 Registered: 01-2008 Rating: N/A |
 Adhurs - An Insurance Industry hit in Demolished centers | ||
| Parthasaradhi Junior Artist Username: Parthasaradhi Post Number: 509 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 160.254.108.24 Rating: N/A |
Similar one japs meeda vinna okati. scene voohinchukonte bala comedy gaa untadi Naham janami keyure naham janami kankane | Nupuretveva janami nityam padabhivandanat || | ||
| Getafix Side Hero Username: Getafix Post Number: 5147 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 159.127.66.112 Rating: N/A |
yeah..good one | ||
| Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 5815 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
good | ||
| Dhaarkaar Hero Username: Dhaarkaar Post Number: 18997 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
good one.. | ||
| Chikitha Side Hero Username: Chikitha Post Number: 3539 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 159.53.110.142 Rating: |
Why Indian Students are attacked abroad...as they are the smart alecks It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:? ...'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer,1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'  |
