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     Chodiganji Junior Artist Username: Chodiganji Post Number: 226 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 123.176.35.132 Rating: N/A |
ltimate truth Cool Ones!!! ( Uncanny-but true !) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The road to success??.. Is always under construction. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker |
