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     Kalikaalam Side Hero Username: Kalikaalam Post Number: 4148 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 173.49.92.228 Rating: N/A |
Good one  | ||
| Naatugaadu Comedian Username: Naatugaadu Post Number: 1357 Registered: 03-2010 Posted From: 149.77.164.34 Rating: N/A |
Kevvvv..... super vundi..........  I want "Movie making - Teach Yourself in 21 days" book  | ||
| Stig Side Hero Username: Stig Post Number: 4719 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 74.105.123.107 Rating: N/A |
 ------------- Only seven people have looked The Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now !! | ||
| Venkateswarlu Side Hero Username: Venkateswarlu Post Number: 2802 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 209.242.155.84 Rating: N/A |
Good one.. In this db, there's always someone watching you!!  | ||
| Guru Comedian Username: Guru Post Number: 1259 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 192.193.221.147 Rating: N/A |
erupu dabba tamud, h r u ani adagalani undi | ||
| Redbox Comedian Username: Redbox Post Number: 1011 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 66.193.93.3 Rating: N/A |
uncle guru neeku ittadi ipoddi. Pulpfiction: Reddys Hero Moddu Seenu Zindabad. | ||
| Guru Comedian Username: Guru Post Number: 1258 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 199.67.140.46 Rating: |
Why Indian Students are disliked abroad. It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'. |
