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     Okahyderabadi Comedian Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 1032 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 174.120.248.18 Rating: N/A |
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make. | ||
| Okahyderabadi Comedian Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 1031 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 174.120.248.18 Rating: N/A |
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- Computer User Support Word Perfect Technical support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" ....."Yes, I think so." "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." ....."Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." ....."Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach it." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power outage." "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes. I keep them in the closet." "Good! Go get them and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really! Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------- Recruitement os a software engineer One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her smiled and said ... .. . . . . . . "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an employee." | ||
| Punch Junior Artist Username: Punch Post Number: 104 Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 99.91.215.64 Rating: |
Girl went to shop Girl:Coconut oil kavali Shopkeeper:Vatika? Girl:kadhu thalaki | ||
| Ferrari Side Hero Username: Ferrari Post Number: 5576 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 90.193.136.121 Rating: N/A |
vaadevado queen pakkana kursoni kamandalam etthadu  | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 7523 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 71.239.184.202 Rating: N/A |
dubya .. lol  Ekam sat, Vipra bahuda vadanti  | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 7522 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 71.239.184.202 Rating: N/A |
patha ID shawshank .. IBDB kadu .. CCDB lo choosaru .. Ekam sat, Vipra bahuda vadanti | ||
| Okahyderabadi Comedian Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 1030 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 174.120.248.18 Rating: N/A |
wrong time i mean | ||
| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 3593 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.67.37 Rating: N/A |
ee Signature IBDB la soosinattu gurthu. nee patha id endi ? | ||
| Okahyderabadi Comedian Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 1029 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 174.120.248.18 Rating: N/A |
Pictures taken at wrong , please leave your comments http://aryabhattu.blogspot.com/2010/01/pics-taken-at-wrong-t ime.html | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 7512 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 130.36.62.142 Rating: N/A |
kiki .. nooooooo .. ee ID ne peru ga marchesukundaam anukuntunna nenu .. Ekam sat, Vipra bahuda vadanti | ||
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eti ala soostunnar .. nachaleda? friend ampaadu mail lo .. Ekam sat, Vipra bahuda vadanti | ||
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| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 7505 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 130.36.62.142 Rating: N/A |
Girl: It's 2 tight Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy: Ah..I can't, Gal: It's painful dont do it...take it out..., Boy: but i like it...Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!  Ekam sat, Vipra bahuda vadanti | ||
| Okahyderabadi Comedian Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 1026 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 174.120.248.18 Rating: N/A |
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nXde'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.' MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------- Sardar jokes only in fun please no harm intended ------------ This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata" There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!! Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai ---------------------------------------- Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet? A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... : Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening? A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. : Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning? A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. : Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another? A: Keyhollo? Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong? A: Gun-goli. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ |
