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     Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 897 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: N/A |
nenu kooda T ki support but deni dari danide | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 6540 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 71.239.184.202 Rating: N/A |
 Sach aur saahas hai jiske mann mein - anth mein jeeth usee ki rahe .. | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 890 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: N/A |
oh ada, meeru sopathi ante nenu sopathi anna, sopathi ante telangana side la 'friend' ani artham meeku telusanukunta | ||
| Telugu_times Moderator Username: Telugu_times Post Number: 15712 Registered: 02-2008 Rating: N/A |
gitlaithey etlanay? bjpollu smart gaa undaalay sopathi and gatha, T movement lo bizi bizi gaa undi untar. aaallaki sense of oomar thakkuva | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 6535 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 71.239.184.202 Rating: N/A |
ok .. ade surprising ga anipinchindi ninna .. sopathi ane atanu hater of RSS .. meeremo manchi ga chepparu .. sorry for confusion! Sach aur saahas hai jiske mann mein - anth mein jeeth usee ki rahe .. | ||
| Ishan Comedian Username: Ishan Post Number: 1693 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 68.90.235.198 Rating: N/A |
nenu kaadu anand All generalizations have exceptions, including this one | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 889 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: N/A |
meeru akka na? atlaite ok | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 888 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 71.170.131.231 Rating: N/A |
naku unnadi okate ID tammi adi ide. | ||
| Ishan Comedian Username: Ishan Post Number: 1691 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 68.90.235.198 Rating: N/A |
tammi kaadu akka All generalizations have exceptions, including this one | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 6532 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 71.239.184.202 Rating: N/A |
anna .. mee old ID "Sopathi" na? Sach aur saahas hai jiske mann mein - anth mein jeeth usee ki rahe .. | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 884 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: N/A |
glad you liked it tammi, i just created a new blog will share some of these on it and post the link some time. | ||
| Anand_n Side Hero Username: Anand_n Post Number: 6598 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 67.10.134.234 Rating: N/A |
 Just what I needed after a stressful day at work  Thanks aa chal ke tujhe main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale jahan gam bhi na ho, aansoo bhi na ho,bas pyaar hi pyaar pale | ||
| Proline Side Hero Username: Proline Post Number: 4180 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 173.3.73.246 Rating: N/A |
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| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 6500 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 130.36.62.142 Rating: N/A |
 Sach aur saahas hai jiske mann mein - anth mein jeeth usee ki rahe .. | ||
| Jp_rocks Side Hero Username: Jp_rocks Post Number: 2768 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 167.83.101.22 Rating: N/A |
 talent should be appreciated rao garu..great jokes.. | ||
| Jp_rocks Side Hero Username: Jp_rocks Post Number: 2767 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 167.83.101.22 Rating: N/A |
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| Kish Side Hero Username: Kish Post Number: 8840 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.215.115.88 Rating: N/A |
I laugh each and every time I read this!  "Chedapaku raa chedevu!" | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 879 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: N/A |
one more... My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And then the fight started ... I tried to talk my wife into buyi ng a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the fight started.... A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, ' I f eel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started...... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 15 0 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... | ||
| Kamal Side Hero Username: Kamal Post Number: 6497 Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 130.36.62.142 Rating: N/A |
lol Sach aur saahas hai jiske mann mein - anth mein jeeth usee ki rahe .. | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 876 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: |
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!" Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!" Moral Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 Broken crockery - $ 800.00 Breakfast - $ 10.00 Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS " There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can't buy | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 875 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.90.73.246 Rating: |
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A . Moti-vating !!! Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ? A . Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai....... Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.. A .Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 15-20 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai. Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ? A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jate to accha model milta' Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye . A . Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta? | ||
| Swayamkrushi Junior Artist Username: Swayamkrushi Post Number: 568 Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 165.189.4.39 Rating: N/A |
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| Kish Side Hero Username: Kish Post Number: 8823 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 98.215.115.88 Rating: N/A |
"Chedapaku raa chedevu!" | ||
| Okahyderabadi Junior Artist Username: Okahyderabadi Post Number: 873 Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 66.232.102.157 Rating: |
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order “That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a great figure and long legs who agrees with everything I say." ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------- One Day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My Elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a Doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind Of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic Computer down at Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a Doctor.' So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small Jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. 10 Seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have Tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will Improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer Could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool Sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and Daughter, and a sperm Sample for good measure. Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, Pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The Computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water Softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your Daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your Wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a Lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your Elbow will never get better! |
