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Posted on Saturday, January 02, 2010 - 06:55 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Guys, so far we've Munnabhai MBBS, Politician (Lage Raho), B Tech (3 Idiots). Now its time for VVC to gear up Munnabhai for the role of Journalist. The story goes like this:

Boman Irani is a famous CEO of a reputed new corporation. One day he addresses his new batch of journalists.

BI: Dear Journalists, now you are part of India's leading media, in fact it is now word's famous media corporation. Our trainees were hire by BBC, CNN etc. Do you what is the first thing a journalist should not have?

There would be no response from audience. BI continues ...

BI: Emotional attachment on the subject: for example, if I were to shoot the news where my own daughter is being rapped by goondas, what is the first this I do? I hand would shiver, I cannot concentrate and I would keep my camera aside and try to protect my daughter.


Everybody claps in the auditorium.

BI: No! That is what should not happen to a Journalist. You should not have emotional attachment on subject. You will not become a world renowned journalist with emotional attachment on subject.

Then one guys shouts from the audience who is nothing but our same old Munnabai

MB: Why the heck you keep on saying "subject" "subject"... after all they are human beings. Address them as human beings.

BI: Who are you? How did you get admission to this institute. I know each and every candidate I select. Ok, I'll about that later, first tell me what would you do if you were in that situation?

MB: Saab, I'd first do what my mother used to do to everybody when I was kid: jhaadu ki jappi, i.e., a hug, I would first keep the camera aside and give a jhaadu ki jappi to your daughter and continue my coverage.

Everybody claps louder with tears in their eyes.

and the story continues....
కోటిపల్లికి దారడిగి కొండపల్లికి వెళ్తున్నావేమిటి? ...మనసు మార్చుకున్నాను!
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