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     Film_fan Side Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 9125 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
 A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Jacksparrow Junior Artist Username: Jacksparrow Post Number: 649 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 195.212.29.67 Rating: |
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour. If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely. If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot. If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed. If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again. If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed. If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot. If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get - A Ration Card, - Passport ( 1 or more) - Haz Subsidy, - A Drivers License, - Voter Identity Card, - Job Reservation, - Special Privileges, - Credit Cards, - Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, - Free Education, - Free Health Care, - A Lobbyist In New Delhi - The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!! |
