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     Rk9 Junior Artist Username: Rk9 Post Number: 174 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 65.198.207.11 Rating: N/A |
Sandu dorikithe chaalu AJ meeda yedvatame!!!! aundari kanna AJ ne first report chesindi ee news ni | ||
| Parthasaradhi Junior Artist Username: Parthasaradhi Post Number: 196 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 160.254.108.24 Rating: N/A |
news paper chadavaniki telivi kavalaa?
 You take care of yourself. Time takes care of everything. | ||
| Ranga Junior Artist Username: Ranga Post Number: 717 Registered: 07-2009 Posted From: 65.208.22.26 Rating: N/A |
>> there ' s no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars  | ||
| Joey Junior Artist Username: Joey Post Number: 180 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 198.28.69.5 Rating: |
George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army" "Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment ' s calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight" Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Arrey O! Main kya.." said Gurmukh. "I ' ll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. "Mr.. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I ' m calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Bush asked. "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik ' s tractor." Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I ' ve increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Oh teri...." said Gurmukh. "I ' ll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day. "Mr.. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne.... .. We ' ve modified Amrik ' s tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind ' s generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!" Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I ' ve increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I ' ll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. "Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I ' m sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart" "Well," said Gurmukh, "we ' ve all had a long chat over a couple of lassi ' s, and decided there ' s no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!" how u doin... | ||
| Onlytruth Legend Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 54672 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 173.62.3.86 Rating: N/A |
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| Vjavasi Junior Artist Username: Vjavasi Post Number: 689 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 192.127.94.7 Rating: |
nenu annadhi columns , editorials gurunchi...andhraiki space isthaadu..articles kooda baguntayyi | ||
| Dhaarkaar Hero Username: Dhaarkaar Post Number: 16862 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: |
ninnaa AJ gadi news choosi sankal guddhukunaaru ..ippudu soodandi hot rod ettadu.. | ||
| Idle_yzag Hero Username: Idle_yzag Post Number: 17999 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187 Rating: N/A |
fafi ga yevaru ayana? RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru | ||
| Ford Junior Artist Username: Ford Post Number: 264 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 208.54.90.65 Rating: |
Aj rasadu sare Mi Telivi ediki poyindi? Monna evaro Aj isbeat news paper annadu Vaadu rayadam ok mirandaru ikkada discuss cheyadame comedy Bunch of gujjus cheri Usa mida war ki pothe Ela untadi ani discuss chesinattu undi Papayya | ||
| Onlytruth Legend Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 54670 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 173.62.3.86 Rating: N/A |
Aj gaadi bokkaa... state ivvadam ante kamedy aa ? vaaram rojulu kcr comedy diksha chesthe ichesthara ? | ||
| Idle_yzag Hero Username: Idle_yzag Post Number: 17996 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187 Rating: |
 AJ lo okasari true translation story okkati vachindi chusava? na jeevitham lo alanti lathukur article inkote chudaledhu and I bet alanti mistake journalism lo yevadu chesi vundadu... Gist of that article: Bush opend fire and killed attorney's, lol RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru | ||
| Parthasaradhi Junior Artist Username: Parthasaradhi Post Number: 195 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 160.254.108.24 Rating: N/A |
ninna AJ gaadi news friend ki chepte vaadu AJ gaanni nammalem annadu. nenemo intha direct gaa raasedante akkada edo clear statement congress HC ichindaali kadaa anna.cut cheste vaade correct anipistondi. You take care of yourself. Time takes care of everything. | ||
| Chivuks Side Hero Username: Chivuks Post Number: 4057 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 64.103.134.122 Rating: N/A |
mana M em poya .. anni versions rasi D'dam .. janallo confusion create ayi ... aathram perguddi ani plan emo ... for instance, aa madde bangalore lo bus diga .. as usual, eenadu paper koni dabbulu ichi .. pakkana suthe .. sakshi .. headline .. full paper .. YSR mruthi venka kutra .. eenadu return ichi .. sakshi teeskunna ... | ||
| Parthasaradhi Junior Artist Username: Parthasaradhi Post Number: 194 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 160.254.108.24 Rating: |
 veedu manishaa leka inkemainanaa. ninnemo telangana ki ukkupadam m annadu. ivala idi. chi. media chacchi savam koodaa kullipoyi mummy laa tirugutondi. You take care of yourself. Time takes care of everything. | ||
| Film_fan Side Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 8875 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
Nammochha? --- next one week ki......namocchu..... hadavidi....committes set up......KCR says he trusts Manmohan and sonia.....and takes Pandla rasam officially.....kadha kanchiki.....andharu......intiki A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Stalwart Comedian Username: Stalwart Post Number: 1929 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 122.167.53.98 Rating: |
Ayinaa baaga Idli lu,gatra lu thintooo, already thanaku varamgaa vunna bakka shareeram tho shaving,snaanaalu lekundaa vundetodi SYMPATHY ne mundhu panjesthundhi veella PATIENCE kannaa, annattu AJ vodu cover chesaadu...... MD next to Ghazini.... 100 days in 223 direct centres | ||
| Thelegend Moderator Username: Thelegend Post Number: 2621 Registered: 04-2008 Rating: N/A |
Nammochha? | ||
| Idle_yzag Hero Username: Idle_yzag Post Number: 17991 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.144.187 Rating: |
ee AJ ninna 180degrees all togehter reverse headline... ani possibilities ni cover chesthunadu, kikiki RahulGandhi/JP/Chiru | ||
| Stalwart Comedian Username: Stalwart Post Number: 1928 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 122.167.53.98 Rating: N/A |
 MD next to Ghazini.... 100 days in 223 direct centres | ||
| Stalwart Comedian Username: Stalwart Post Number: 1927 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 122.167.53.98 Rating: N/A |
 KCR gathyantharam leka hunger strike vadhilaaka eppudu sare gaani ipppudu maathram kaadhu kaaakoooodadhu...MD next to Ghazini.... 100 days in 223 direct centres | ||
| Lovetilludie Side Hero Username: Lovetilludie Post Number: 4456 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 117.200.1.9 Rating: N/A |
duck I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination | ||
| Maha Side Hero Username: Maha Post Number: 2007 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 76.73.42.202 Rating: |
edhe jarighithe babu nithika vijayam......ap lo cong govinda govinda.....sep 2nd jarigina ventane telivaina e andhra cong mla kaina kcr tiragabadathadu ane chinna alochana lekunda medallu antha moddu baddai ..chesukunnodiki chesukunntha..... | ||
| Rk9 Junior Artist Username: Rk9 Post Number: 170 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 65.198.207.11 Rating: N/A |
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