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Mrhyderabad
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Username: Mrhyderabad

Post Number: 4173
Registered: 01-2008
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 04:14 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Here is "A" joke

Husband comes into the bedroom with a glass of water and aspirin.

Wife: Who is that for?

Husband: For you honey

Wife: For me? Why? I don't have any head ache.

Husband: Got you !!
If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you
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Chivuks
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Username: Chivuks

Post Number: 3963
Registered: 07-2008
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 04:11 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

one film journalist in US planning to watch a english movie ends up entering our beloved bala babu's movie ... by the time the title rolls and movie starts, he realizes and gets up and want to get going ... but he can not open the door which stays locked up until the movie is over ...

the next day he decides to write a small write up of this movie in the daily ..
he writes "NUT BOLTS and SCREWS"
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Skywalker
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Username: Skywalker

Post Number: 5969
Registered: 02-2008
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 04:00 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

okkadu joke lekka undi
I will stick to my parties,leaders and affiliations. You can keep the CHANGE(18 paisa) .
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Guttonkay
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Username: Guttonkay

Post Number: 1692
Registered: 05-2008
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 - 03:24 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

dikkumalina tiger woods thread and chiranjeevi thread - i have a headache. Post a joke if you have a good one.

I will start with a forwarded one.

Two men were talking. One of them wanted to know the difference between 'aggravation' and 'irritation'. The other one said, "Hand me the phone book.

I'll show you the difference".

He called a number and a woman answered, "Hello," he said "I'd like to speak to Joe." The woman replied sweetly, "I'm sorry, but you have the wrong number." The caller apologized and hung up. He wait a minute and then redialed the woman's number. "I'd like to speak to Joe." he said when the woman answered, you must be the same gentleman who called before." She said, "I'm sorry, but you have dialed the wrong number again."

He apologized once more. A minute later, he dialed the same number. "Let me talk to Joe" he said. The woman was by now obviously angry, "I've told you twice that there is no Joe living here! Don't bother me again with that!" she slammed down the phone.

The man turned to his friend and said "That's irritation. Now
I'll show you what aggravation is." He dialed the number again. When the woman answered, he said, "This is Joe, did anybody call me ?"

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