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     All_mix Side Hero Username: All_mix Post Number: 5838 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 122.169.163.233 Rating: N/A |
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| Chodiganji Junior Artist Username: Chodiganji Post Number: 48 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 202.153.40.165 Rating: N/A |
Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going? Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ? Man: My wife... ----- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No , but the thought of long life will never come. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount. Source : http://forums.duckyvideos.com/yetanotherforum/default.aspx?g =posts&t=144 Sorry if it is repost or old post |
