| Author | Message | ||
     Film_fan Side Hero Username: Film_fan Post Number: 8641 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.138.131.153 Rating: N/A |
good one.. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -- Mitch Radcliffe | ||
| Chodiganji Junior Artist Username: Chodiganji Post Number: 45 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 202.153.40.165 Rating: N/A |
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you" The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" "Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?" |
