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     Thunder Side Hero Username: Thunder Post Number: 9230 Registered: 05-2007 Posted From: 211.27.70.39 Rating: N/A |
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| Eluri_kurradu Side Hero Username: Eluri_kurradu Post Number: 7018 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.19.86.81 Rating: |
I received better ones Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE................. Ekkado munigi ikkada tela | ||
| Maverick Hero Username: Maverick Post Number: 10572 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 24.1.171.91 Rating: N/A |
 10k post : why do u want to do pmp? | ||
| Guru Junior Artist Username: Guru Post Number: 849 Registered: 05-2009 Posted From: 68.42.3.154 Rating: |
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| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 3189 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.82.231 Rating: N/A |
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| Rayalseematelugodu Comedian Username: Rayalseematelugodu Post Number: 1113 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 115.184.193.233 Rating: |
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. __________________ 2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. __________________ 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. _________________ 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? _________________ 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items? _________________ 6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. _________________ 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. ________________ 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? ________________ 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. 10. The Last one...... Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS? Regards, Banta |
