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Diviseema
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Post Number: 2423
Registered: 02-2008
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Posted on Wednesday, September 02, 2009 - 04:51 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

My Answer:

My dear witch, you have told us what woman wants. now i will tell u what a man what. men's wants are unlimited. however beautyful u look, i want more. how longer u may look beautyful i need longer. its you who wantted to marry me, so to make ur wish happy u decide how long and how beautyful u want to look. i will decide how good i can be with u.
DIviseema Sky gari FAN
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Rayalseematelugodu
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Post Number: 896
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Posted on Wednesday, September 02, 2009 - 04:13 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Lovetilludie:

MUKHYAMANTRI MISSING ani tv9 lo chupisthunaru




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Lovetilludie
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Post Number: 3471
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Rayalseematelugodu:

google lo dhorakani puzzle





CM missing anta annai. 9 ki ekadiki ellai anta ...helocopter lo start ayyadu anta....MUKHYAMANTRI MISSING ani tv9 lo chupisthunaru :D

ipude andina vaartha.

CM safe. ekada land ayyadu anta.
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Lovetilludie
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Rayalseematelugodu:



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Rayalseematelugodu
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Lovetilludie:





Ummm....neeku google lo dhorakani puzzles vethakali
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Mohamatam
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Posted on Wednesday, September 02, 2009 - 04:00 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

day time beautiful ga vundamanta..
day time anni kanichesi ...night ki full mandesi babbunta..
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Rayalseematelugodu
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Lovetilludie:





oops, google made life so easy. Anyway you should have waited for some more time. We could have got some funny answers.
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Lovetilludie
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Rayalseematelugodu:





nenu thana istham vachinatlu undamanta annai kikiki


During the day, but bynight, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

So, what's the moral lesson of this story?

If you don't let a woman have her own way.... Things are going to get ugly!!!


source : Google :D
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Rayalseematelugodu
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Posted on Wednesday, September 02, 2009 - 03:27 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

This is very interesting. ......... (To Women) please take time to
ponder...... . (To Men) enjoy the story....... .

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would
be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young
Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death,
He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.


He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the
priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to
consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price
would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the
exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the
witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of
the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage,
made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He
refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the
reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the
witch answered. Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"

She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.


The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared
as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half
the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day .... or at
night?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to share his thoughts, intimate
moments with?


(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be????

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