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     Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1729 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Subzero Annai chepinattu koncham careful ga undadam better kada :-) | ||
| Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 2339 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
Ustad miya, nuvvu house teesi NNN lo chandra moham framework aa...pakistan ayina kaani foreign lo unnattu...kikiki endo FIA anta see eye A laaga...saray lay pak kurrolla orkut forums lo untaai anukuntaa along with salman bhai rocks posts Why so Serious? | ||
| Mikkymouse Comedian Username: Mikkymouse Post Number: 1315 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 216.111.115.2 Rating: N/A |
 SMS joke ki Life sentensa? US conan lanti valla late night shows lo bush ni annattu ante annaa vaditho patoo family mothannni uri theestaremo. | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1725 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Enduku HumDum Annai...nenu DB ki ravadam istham ledaa...Interpol ni use chesi mari deport chestaranta...Jail lo veyyalsina avasaram ledu...Pak lo undamante adde pedda punishment. | ||
| Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 2336 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
SMS joke ikkada postithay santoshistaam Why so Serious? | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1724 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Govt. employees with links to militants to lose jobs: Mian Iftikhar The NWFP Information Minister Mian Iftikhar Hussain Monday declared that the government employees having connection with miscreants would be dismissed from service besides confiscating properties of the miscreants. "The NWFP cabinet has taken a principal decision to dismiss all those government employees who would be found involved in miscreants activities," Mian Iftikhar Hussain said while spelling out salient features of 14th special cabinet meeting held here with Chief Minister Ameer Haider Khan Hoti in the chair here. Regarding the procedure of dismissing the employees, he said the Secretary Law and Secretary Establishment will submit report within two weeks in this connection. Similarly, he said the cabinet has directed the Chief Secretary to submit report regarding the procedure of confiscating land and properties of the miscreants. Good move. | ||
| Powerfull Side Hero Username: Powerfull Post Number: 2387 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 69.197.166.106 Rating: N/A |
WTF | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1696 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 67.163.198.130 Rating: N/A |
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| Subzero Side Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 2197 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.51.39 Rating: N/A |
Ustad miya, nuvu jagrattha jab dil hi toot gaya hum jee ke kya karenge | ||
| Rush Junior Artist Username: Rush Post Number: 12 Registered: 07-2009 Posted From: 75.210.105.232 Rating: N/A |
Interpol ki P ,M ledu anukuntunnadu veedu | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1694 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 67.163.198.130 Rating: N/A |
Best way to tackle non-state actors  | ||
| Rush Junior Artist Username: Rush Post Number: 11 Registered: 07-2009 Posted From: 75.210.105.232 Rating: N/A |
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| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1692 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 67.163.198.130 Rating: N/A |
It would seem that in Pakistan there is nothing you need to watch out for more than making a joke about President Asif Ali Zardari by SMS. If you mistakenly, or just for fun, share with a friend one of the hundreds of derisory jokes about the leader floating around electronically, you could get a 14-year prison sentence. Pakistan’s interior minister Rehman Malik announced last week that the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) has been tasked to trace SMS (or text messages) and emails that “slander the political leadership of the country” under the vague Cyber Crimes Act. In addition to facing up to 14 years in the jail, violators could have their property seized, Mr Malik said, adding that the government would seek Interpol assistance in deporting foreign offenders. Surrounded by controversy throughout his political career, Mr Zardari has been a subject of harsh public criticism since he was elected as President by the national Parliament a year ago. Most of the criticism stems from his government’s sluggishness in addressing problems such as severe power outages, intolerably fast-rising inflation, and a sputtering economy. But many jokes hint that Mr Zardari still acts as “Mr 10 per cent” — a label referring to the percentage he would allegedly receive in kickbacks in the 1990s during the two terms as Prime Minister spent by his assassinated wife, Benazir Bhutto. One such joke portrays a school for demons at roll call. All the demons report for class, except one named Zardari. When the demon teacher asks where Zardari is, a student replies that he has “gone to rob Pakistan”. Another joke claims that the words that most frighten Mr Zardari are the slogan: “Bhutto is still alive”. It’s a mantra his party workers chant often in public meetings, but it can be interpreted to mean it is unfortunate for the nation that Bhutto died and Mr Zardari became President. The English daily the Nation said early this week that Mr Malik’s statement showed that Zardari’s government had lost its nerve. Most of the hundreds of jokes shared by 50 million SMS users of about 80 million mobile phone customers seem innocuous but can have disastrous political implications for Mr Zardari. |
