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     Nanigadu Side Hero Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 2943 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4 Rating: N/A |
Hyder babai thanks for this thread, ninnanti nunchi aa chata bharatha threadlu chudaleka chastunna... When you point a fingre at some body remember that there are three fingers pointing at you and one finger pointing at God | ||
| Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 2121 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
sooper...oops...Su Pah Liberty is too great a virtue to be buried in books | ||
| Mallik Side Hero Username: Mallik Post Number: 6420 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 162.116.29.69 Rating: N/A |
Hilarious hyder.. too good..
 In this db, there's always someone watching you!!  | ||
| Proline Side Hero Username: Proline Post Number: 3074 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 170.22.76.10 Rating: N/A |
gattigaa navvesaaa...pakkana unnavaadu...vachi....what happend..are you alright anesaad.... ... | ||
| Proline Side Hero Username: Proline Post Number: 3073 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 170.22.76.10 Rating: N/A |
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| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1586 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 67.163.198.130 Rating: N/A |
 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. | ||
| Crunk Junior Artist Username: Crunk Post Number: 151 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 66.196.163.70 Rating: N/A |
red dots: •••• | ||
| Crunk Junior Artist Username: Crunk Post Number: 150 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 66.196.163.70 Rating: N/A |
My fav joke: Learn Chinese Thatz not right (Sum Ting Wong) R u harbouring a fugitive (Hu Yu Hai Ding) See me ASAP (••• Hia) Stupid Man (Dum •••) Small Horse (Tai Ni Po Ni) Did u go 2 the beach (Wai Yu So Tan) I bumped the coffee table (Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni) I think u need a face lift (Chin Tu Fat) Itz very dark in here (Wai So Dim) I thought u were on a diet (Wai Yu Mun Ching) This is a tow away zone (No Pah King) Our meeting is scheduled for nxt week (Wai Yu ••• Nao) Staying out of sight (Lei Ying Lo) Cleaning car (Wa Shing Ka) Your body odor is gross (Yu Stin Ki Pu) GREAT (Fa Kin Su Pah) | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 2379 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.118 Rating: N/A |
Looks like most of the people here like those heated discos to jokes  Perception is immune to Intellectual Correction ... | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 2377 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.118 Rating: N/A |
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's onTV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... __________________________________________________ ____________ I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? " It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... __________________________________________________ __________________ Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And then the fight started ... Perception is immune to Intellectual Correction ... | ||
| Rasputin Side Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 5621 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
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| Humpty_dumpty Side Hero Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 2120 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
kikiki Liberty is too great a virtue to be buried in books | ||
| Crunk Junior Artist Username: Crunk Post Number: 146 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 66.196.163.70 Rating: N/A |
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| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 2375 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.118 Rating: N/A |
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and gly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... ------------ --------- --------- ------ I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the fight started.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started..... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... Perception is immune to Intellectual Correction ... | ||
| Rasputin Side Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 5620 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
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| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 2374 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 167.230.38.118 Rating: N/A |
To cool off some heat in the DB _____________________________________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. . She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said,'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten for the disability, too.' And then the fight started.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --- More to follow..  Perception is immune to Intellectual Correction ... |
