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     Dlm Hero Username: Dlm Post Number: 11624 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 98.180.196.219 Rating: N/A |
 CBN is History - YSR is Present - Chiru is Future | ||
| Abhysg Comedian Username: Abhysg Post Number: 1792 Registered: 08-2008 Posted From: 96.227.160.220 Rating: N/A |
chilkan ki angrez version anukonta.. mast unnai | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1357 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Too good!!! | ||
| Jambalahaart_raja Comedian Username: Jambalahaart_raja Post Number: 1350 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 206.28.153.114 Rating: |
I remember a similar joke. All the girls in the class decided to disrespect and boycott Dirty Ernie if he speaks up anything foul ever again, by walking out of the class immediately. The teacher asked the class to tell about something new they would have noticed in their street very recently. "There's a new ice-cream parlour down the corner of our street" - said little suzie. "New residents moved-in two weeks ago in a house across our street" - said little michael. "A new whore-house opened up at the end of our street last weekend" - said Dirty Ernie. That's it, all the girls decided to walk-out of the class the very moment and Dirty Ernie retorted - "You ••••••• can wait, you are not old enough to be legally employed over there!!!" | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1352 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Chilkan jokes evaraina post cheshte baaguntundi....rachaa jokes avvi | ||
| Balu Side Hero Username: Balu Post Number: 2894 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 66.7.193.27 Rating: N/A |
Andukee next post veesa >>>> nuvvu chala speed mama..nenu post ese lope nuvvu 2nd psot esav !!btw jokes bagunnai !!  | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1351 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Andukee next post veesa :-) | ||
| Balu Side Hero Username: Balu Post Number: 2890 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 66.7.193.27 Rating: N/A |
Ee rendu 2 much unnayi>>>>>> rendu oke daaniki quote sesav !!  | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1350 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Too good!!! | ||
| Ustad Comedian Username: Ustad Post Number: 1349 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 198.135.242.14 Rating: N/A |
Ee rendu 2 much unnayi :-) | ||
| Elcaminocapastrino Hero Username: Elcaminocapastrino Post Number: 15211 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 199.230.203.254 Rating: N/A |
dats funny | ||
| Idle_yzag Hero Username: Idle_yzag Post Number: 14232 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.80.153.5 Rating: N/A |
JP/YSR/Rahul/Chiru | ||
| Humpty_dumpty Comedian Username: Humpty_dumpty Post Number: 1834 Registered: 02-2009 Posted From: 38.117.247.14 Rating: N/A |
the best of the lot Liberty is too great a virtue to be buried in books | ||
| Crunk Junior Artist Username: Crunk Post Number: 57 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 66.196.163.70 Rating: |
Dirty Ernie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, & make you fat." Ernie replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Ernie answered, "No, he minded his own phucking business!" _______________________ A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Ernie . He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then Ernie says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Ernie replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, . . . but I like your thinking." ________________________________ Dirty Ernie returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3? I said 6'". "But that's right!" his father replies. "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the phucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!" _________________________________ Dirty Ernie goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Ernie waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers: "All right, , what is your multi-syllable word?" Ernie says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, , that's a mouthful". Ernie says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjab". __________________________ Dirty Ernie was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a pisss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Ernie , that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Ernie thinks for a bit, then says, "Urinate, but if you had bigger titts, you'd be a ten!!!" _________________________________ One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Dirty Ernie. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ......just phucking beautiful!'" We are born naked, hungry, and wet ... and then it gets worse! |
