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     Rowdyalludu Hero Username: Rowdyalludu Post Number: 19896 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 24.209.135.32 Rating: N/A |
annai entha poramboku ayina annai kakunda poythada ravannai? | ||
| Whoami Side Hero Username: Whoami Post Number: 2456 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 68.40.67.41 Rating: N/A |
nuvvu 3 days self ban kada malli enduku tagalabaddavu ikkada | ||
| Onlytruth Megastar Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 25124 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 208.101.35.52 Rating: N/A |
 Meesalu tippadam Gandhism ; Aayanaki vunna pourusham meeku teliyadhu - Journalists tho chiru | ||
| Dhaarkaar Side Hero Username: Dhaarkaar Post Number: 6200 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
first lo six pack tho entry vuntundhi...last lo sadist laaga exit.. rape, then murder, then kiss ...paramaa sadist annatu... | ||
| Chivuks Comedian Username: Chivuks Post Number: 1008 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 59.92.174.44 Rating: N/A |
murder sesi ... aneka rape sesi .. sivarlo kiss aa?? idedo sadist role la undi!!! | ||
| Dhaarkaar Side Hero Username: Dhaarkaar Post Number: 6199 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
GuluG okka sattirical story raasthunaa...andhulo meere hero..kaani last lo villan ani telusthadhi .. okka rape..okka murder...okka kissing scene vuntayi.. | ||
| Ravino786 Side Hero Username: Ravino786 Post Number: 6102 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 155.139.40.51 Rating: N/A |
 ekakda poramboku ...ledha villan char ina adhi ravanni..malli anni ani respect meee ring lo indra finger | ||
| Rowdyalludu Hero Username: Rowdyalludu Post Number: 19895 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 24.209.135.32 Rating: N/A |
engado ledo manaki telvadu kanai mastu kamedy.... idi awesome nspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!! In the meantime Howla is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Howla is hiding because he does not know the answer. Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai? Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh Howla hai saab. Inspector: Howla? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Howla, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu? Howla: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab. | ||
| Dhaarkaar Side Hero Username: Dhaarkaar Post Number: 6196 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
neekala anipichinadha...evaru denkaledhu ..thats itself is tstyle of deccani hindi ..telvadhu matladuthav..koncham vaadu... | ||
| Onlytruth Megastar Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 25120 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 208.101.35.52 Rating: N/A |
Hyderabadi turaks hindi ni baaga Denkaadu script lo Meesalu tippadam Gandhism ; Aayanaki vunna pourusham meeku teliyadhu - Journalists tho chiru | ||
| Onlytruth Megastar Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 25119 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 208.101.35.52 Rating: N/A |
kikiki...Ravino = student....asalu anuvanuvu guruji characterstics yE  Meesalu tippadam Gandhism ; Aayanaki vunna pourusham meeku teliyadhu - Journalists tho chiru | ||
| Chivuks Comedian Username: Chivuks Post Number: 1007 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 59.92.174.44 Rating: N/A |
ravino muh kola tho, YSR ki gaand phatri ??? | ||
| Rowdyalludu Hero Username: Rowdyalludu Post Number: 19892 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 24.209.135.32 Rating: N/A |
teacher ysr student - ravannai ippudu malli sadavandi... kevvvvvvvv | ||
| Rowdyalludu Hero Username: Rowdyalludu Post Number: 19890 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 24.209.135.32 Rating: N/A |
Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte. Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal  | ||
| Dhaarkaar Side Hero Username: Dhaarkaar Post Number: 6176 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 198.204.133.208 Rating: N/A |
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| Eluri_kurradu Side Hero Username: Eluri_kurradu Post Number: 2405 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 159.182.1.4 Rating: N/A |
edav turak kamedy baale Ekkado munigi ikkada tela | ||
| Rowdyalludu Hero Username: Rowdyalludu Post Number: 19889 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 24.209.135.32 Rating: N/A |
denemma enni sarlu sadivina navvu agadu.. pissa kamedy... | ||
| Rowdyalludu Hero Username: Rowdyalludu Post Number: 19888 Registered: 12-2006 Posted From: 24.209.135.32 Rating: |
n Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Howla. His father is ambitious to educate Howla. Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. Its principal was educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows: Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab achaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom. Howla: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochanaa puchta kathey? Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum. Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu. So our Howla is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going to school the next day. Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai? Gaand pe maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to. Howla: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke. Father: Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Howla ischool nai jayinga kathey kal. Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Howla, agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum. So Howla cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day in school, Teacher is very upset to see Howla back: Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kaiko aaya re ? Howla: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to. Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa meri noukri lag jayingi. So Howla goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit. Inspector: Adaab. Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte. Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai? Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey! Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab. Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun? Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab. Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi? Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re. Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey! ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab. Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!! In the meantime Howla is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Howla is hiding because he does not know the answer. Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai? Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh Howla hai saab. Inspector: Howla? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Howla, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu? Howla: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab. Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku?? Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Howla, answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum. Howla: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein Gaand hai saab. Teacher: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi re!!! Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai re? Howla: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho ... wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata ... Yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat thi ... Yahaan old ci! ty mein gadbadaan shuru hothey ... wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi. Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatri dekho!!!! |
