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     Telugu_times Side Hero Username: Telugu_times Post Number: 6952 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 40.0.40.10 Rating: |
London lo, mugguru workers pani sesthuntaaru, 50th floor lo. Italian, German and a sardarji. Roju vaallu routine food thintoo, bore ayipothaaru. Italian gaadu antaadu, if I get pizza for my lunch tomorrow, i will jump from this building and die. German gaadu antaadu, if I get burger for my lunch tomorrow, i will jump from this building and die. Sardarji gaadu antaadu, if I get roti for my lunch tomorrow, i will jump from this building and die. Next day, Italian opens his lunch box, founds a pizza and jumps from there and dies. His wife comes and cries loudly that had she known his dislike for pizza, she should have easily avoided pizza in his lunch box. German opens his lunch box, founds a burger and jumps from there and dies. His wife comes and cries loudly that had she known his dislike for burger, she should have easily avoided burger in his lunch box. Sardarji opens his lunch box, founds a roti and jumps from there and dies. His wife comes and cries loudly that, if he dislikes roti so much, why did he put roti in his lunch box today? | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2453 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
The UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa, they didn't know what 'food' meant. In India, they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Europe, they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In China, they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In West Asia, they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In South America, they didn't know what 'please' meant. And in the US, they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant. | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2452 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
Two office colleagues, a British and an Indian are having their lunch in a restaurant . The Indian says," You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a girl whom I don't love...I told them this quite openly and since then I have a hell lot of family problems." The British said, "So you think there are no problems in a love marriage?... Let me tell you my story. I married a widow with a daughter whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter & married her and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife became my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he's my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!" | ||
| Nanigadu Junior Artist Username: Nanigadu Post Number: 845 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 204.92.92.4 Rating: N/A |
LOL...some one really had too much time on their hand | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2451 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one | ||
| Hyderabadi10 Junior Artist Username: Hyderabadi10 Post Number: 466 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 199.43.48.131 Rating: N/A |
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| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2450 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
Wish I could think so quickly. A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.' | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2449 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border. Checkpoint Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four". "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts with disbelief "Look at the papers: This car is designed to carry five persons". "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law" The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!". "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno" | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2448 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know S-H-I-T | ||
| Jackjill Side Hero Username: Jackjill Post Number: 3420 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 206.243.134.73 Rating: N/A |
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| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2447 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass. What's your wife look like?" "Never mind, let's look for yours!" | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2446 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: N/A |
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died ... ... Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother. ... when will men ever learn! | ||
| Getafix Junior Artist Username: Getafix Post Number: 194 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 208.242.14.185 Rating: N/A |
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| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2445 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: |
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, Dickie. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?" "Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!" | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2444 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: |
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion... ... he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked. "Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family." "Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!" | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2443 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: |
A guy in a bar was talking about how he always watched his wedding video backwards. When asked why, he replied: "Coz I love the end bit where she takes the ring off her finger, goes back down the aisle, and jumps in the car and disappears..." | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2442 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?" | ||
| Rajusk Side Hero Username: Rajusk Post Number: 2441 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 66.93.90.250 Rating: |
Nenu ippudu vere website lo konni jokes choosthunnanu ave ikkada posting..enjoy !!! A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.' |
