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~chirutha~
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Username: ~chirutha~
Post Number: 844
Registered: 10-2011
Posted From: 91.103.42.50
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 02:21 am: | 
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J__the_heartist:Can I pour some drops of lemon or orange juice
J__the_heartist:Are you a bhel puri vendor? Where did you get this weird idea from?
 
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Jatayu
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Username: Jatayu
Post Number: 2529
Registered: 04-2012
Posted From: 72.163.217.103
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 01:49 am: |
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J__the_heartist:Mangalore
If you are good at something.. never do it for free.. |
J__the_heartist
Hero
Username: J__the_heartist
Post Number: 10650
Registered: 06-2012
Posted From: 2.50.29.178
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 01:24 am: |
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Jatayu:em pilla alda type aa..
Mangalore ammayilu Alda type untara????
Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |
Jatayu
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Username: Jatayu
Post Number: 2528
Registered: 04-2012
Posted From: 72.163.217.103
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 01:22 am: |
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J__the_heartist:
em pilla alda type aa.. 
If you are good at something.. never do it for free.. |
J__the_heartist
Hero
Username: J__the_heartist
Post Number: 10649
Registered: 06-2012
Posted From: 2.50.29.178
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 01:18 am: |
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Jatayu:
Jambalahaart_raja:
Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |
Jatayu
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Username: Jatayu
Post Number: 2527
Registered: 04-2012
Posted From: 64.104.59.6
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 01:10 am: |
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J__the_heartist: i don't think it will go further than this...
inka munduku elthe nee gurinsi kuda paper lo sadavalsosthadi bhaiyya..  jara bhadram...
If you are good at something.. never do it for free.. |
Jambalahaart_raja
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Username: Jambalahaart_raja
Post Number: 3346
Registered: 07-2008
Posted From: 68.39.7.148
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 01:01 am: |
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J__the_heartist:we are enjoying our company thats it like gud frends...
"Best lesson for life - Keep Calm and deal with it, one day at a time!!!" - Charles Peckham Charlie Day, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia. |
J__the_heartist
Hero
Username: J__the_heartist
Post Number: 10644
Registered: 06-2012
Posted From: 2.50.29.178
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 12:38 am: |
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Jambalahaart_raja:mari KFC???
theater lo kalisaav, dinner ki teeskellaav, shopping annaav, sight-seeing annaav!!!
ante adi only coffee days varake.... Love start avvaledu ga we are enjoying our company thats it like gud frends.... i don't think it will go further than this....
Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |
Jambalahaart_raja
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Username: Jambalahaart_raja
Post Number: 3344
Registered: 07-2008
Posted From: 68.39.7.148
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 12:34 am: |
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J__the_heartist:Anni kudirite next year ku naa Freedom of Speech nu lagesukune ammayi vacchestad
mari KFC???
theater lo kalisaav, dinner ki teeskellaav, shopping annaav, sight-seeing annaav!!!
all the best dude!!!
"Best lesson for life - Keep Calm and deal with it, one day at a time!!!" - Charles Peckham Charlie Day, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia. |
J__the_heartist
Hero
Username: J__the_heartist
Post Number: 10642
Registered: 06-2012
Posted From: 2.50.29.178
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 12:30 am: |
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Jambalahaart_raja:
Already Sambandhalu Choodatam Start chesaru annai.... Anni kudirite next year ku naa Freedom of Speech nu lagesukune ammayi vacchestadi
Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |
Jambalahaart_raja
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Username: Jambalahaart_raja
Post Number: 3342
Registered: 07-2008
Posted From: 68.39.7.148
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, July 25, 2013 - 12:25 am: |
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stop whining and get married.
Kochens yentha genuine ardham ayithadi!!!
naaku pelli kaaley, inka seskokoodad anukuntunna!!! details adakku... seppindi vinu....
all other DB vankuls will appreciate your quick decision, whatever that will be.
"Best lesson for life - Keep Calm and deal with it, one day at a time!!!" - Charles Peckham Charlie Day, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia. |
J__the_heartist
Hero
Username: J__the_heartist
Post Number: 10636
Registered: 06-2012
Posted From: 2.50.29.178
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 24, 2013 - 11:59 pm: |
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Jambalahaart_raja:tammudu.... pelli sesko!!!
Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |
Jambalahaart_raja
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Username: Jambalahaart_raja
Post Number: 3341
Registered: 07-2008
Posted From: 68.39.7.148
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 24, 2013 - 11:57 pm: |
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J__the_heartist:
tammudu.... pelli sesko!!!
"Best lesson for life - Keep Calm and deal with it, one day at a time!!!" - Charles Peckham Charlie Day, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia. |
Amara
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Username: Amara
Post Number: 9475
Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 27.6.148.228
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 24, 2013 - 11:18 pm: |
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J__the_heartist
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Username: J__the_heartist
Post Number: 10628
Registered: 06-2012
Posted From: 86.97.105.23
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, July 24, 2013 - 09:37 pm: |
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+18, Adult content
A few sarcastic yet funny replies to sexpert queries frm mumbai mirror:
Q: After having sex four times a day, I feel weak the next day. For about five minutes, my vision goes blank and I can’t see anything properly. Please help.
A: What do you expect? Shouts of hurray and I am a champion all over town?
Q: Is it safe if penis is kept in the vagina when sleeping?
A: Usually when the penis returns to flaccid state, it will slide out of the vagina. Even if does not, be rest assured the vagina will not have it for breakfast.
Q. I am a 36-year-old man. Six months ago I had sex with a housewife. Then, I made as many as 220 strokes in the 40 minus of our intercourse. Today, I could only reach 180 in the same time. Please reply. I am worried.
A: Do take part in the Commonwealth Games since you seem like an athlete. My advice is to enjoy the act and stop counting. Do give a thought to whether you are satisfying your partner or not!
Q: I am a 25-year-old man. My penis is short and small in diameter. When aroused, its size increases to resemble a ¾ inch PVC pipe. I have heard that there are capsules available that help increase the size. Please advise.
A: As plenty of water can pass through a PVC pipe, similarly more than enough semen can pass out of your penis.
Q: I have heard that any kind of acidic substance can prevent pregnancy. Can I pour some drops of lemon or orange juice in my girlfriend’s vagina after the intercourse? Will it harm her?
A: Are you a bhel puri vendor? Where did you get this weird idea from? There are many other safe and easy methods of birth control. You can consider using a condom.
Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |