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     Jambalahaart_raja Side Hero Username: Jambalahaart_raja Post Number: 3271 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 68.39.7.148 Rating: N/A |
 baagundi!!!Three lessons for life - F**k, Don't give a F**k, Don't get F**ked!! - Robert Downey Jr. | ||
| J__the_heartist Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 10291 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 2.51.99.225 Rating: N/A |
A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local paper read: KING's ASS WON THE RACE. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted... Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10" The queen fainted... The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle. The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE&WILD"The king died... !! That's Media...  Ramzan mein 'Ram' Hote hai.... Aur Diwali mein 'Ali'.... |
