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Chiru_fan
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 07:04 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Tilak:



Tilkam thammi, urgent gaa "ego" thaadu loo naa question ki reply ivvu.
CHIRU - SACHIN - FEDERER
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Tilak
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Telugu_times:

Education ki, tella lism ki link ledhani inko saari prove ayyindhi.



Pulpfiction:

dont be so fcking insensitive


pulp gaaru .. vintunnara .. mana baba garu em chepparo ..
"India must conquer the World and nothing less than that is my ideal" || "...with patriotism must be associated a real feeling for others... We must not forget that we have to teach a great lesson to the world... religion and philosophy..." - Swami Vivekananda
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Telugu_times
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 06:38 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


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Ghalib's inspiration is not his father, who was medical dropout, but a relative who was a world renowned cardiologist. "I grew up hearing about Dr Abdul Ahad Guru," he is my role model, the young boy says. His relatives say that the teen boy currently in eighth standard is a fine student



Education ki, tella lism ki link ledhani inko saari prove ayyindhi.
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J__the_heartist
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 04:23 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

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Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 01:22 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE:

1st 3 years ------ Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes....

After 3 YRS------- Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils....

After 15YRS------- ZanduBalm, Vicks,Iodex, Relispray....

After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti.... :D
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 01:11 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Boy in Church : I have sinned....

Father : What's it my son?

Boy : Father, I slept with Married Woman....

Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?

Boy : No Father?

Father : Mona from Palm Garden?

Boy : No

Father : Rachel from Vila Building?

Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends....

Friends : Did you confess?

Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...?

Moral: Boys will always be Boys....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist:

The nightmare birthday gift....

Wife treats Hubby (jim) by taking him to a night club for his b'day....

At the club -....

Doorman: Hey Jim! How are you?

Wife: How does he know you?

Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual beer Jim?

Wife: and how does he know you?

Jim: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again, Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.!

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel????



lol
Pride & Passion Rules
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J__the_heartist
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Post Number: 7609
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 01:02 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Once Gandhiji Met Narada in Heaven....and Asked....

I Left Three Monkeys in India....Hw r they????

Narada said....

They are mindbogglingly entertaining....

Gandhiji said What do you Mean by That????

Narada....

Yep....

The Blind Monkey has become the Law....

The Deaf Monkey Has become the Govt....

and here is the best part....

The Dumb monkey became The Prime Minister....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:51 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

I can see Gaming sowdary gudding singles to me....u gaming sowdary come on gusa gusa.... u back....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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The nightmare birthday gift....

Wife treats Hubby (jim) by taking him to a night club for his b'day....

At the club -....

Doorman: Hey Jim! How are you?

Wife: How does he know you?

Jim: We play Golf!

Barman: The usual beer Jim?

Wife: and how does he know you?

Jim: He's on the Darts Team!

Lap Dancer: The special again, Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.!

Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel????
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist
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Post Number: 7606
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:45 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

A man got a unknown call....

girl: hi, are u single?

Man: yes, but who are you?

Answer: your wife. aj ghar ana tb btaugi.

Another unknown cal:

girl: Are u married?

Man: yes, but who are u?

Girl: ur girlfrnd! U cheat!!!!

Man: sory baby i thought it was my wife.

Ans: wife hi hu kutte aaj tu bas ghar aaja....hahahah...
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:44 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life!

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!
I thought that I could love no other,
that is until I met your Sister!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes, Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell' !

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !!! :D :D
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:42 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Pulpfiction:

Bithch Please.


nenu valla avidani analedu annaooooiiiii.... please is a word just we Youth now a days use to crack a joke....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist:

Bithch Please.




ikkada hurt ayyaaa
I'm neither that weak nor wicked. -- Pathfinder Kurrod
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J__the_heartist
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:37 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Height of Social Networking:
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A woman updated her status on Facebook: "Got my periods last night".
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18 Guys posted "Thank God".... :D:D:D:P<uma>


Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:33 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Pulpfiction:

his son was born before afzal was jailed .. so the cartoon below and ur thread makes no sense ..



almost 11 years nundi jail lo unnadu kada
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J__the_heartist
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Pulpfiction:

his son was born before afzal was jailed .. so the cartoon below and ur thread makes no sense ..


i found it so posted it.... nannu dobbaka....


Pulpfiction:

mind dobbs aaa ?


baaga hurt ayinattuga unnaru....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist:




mind dobbs aaa ?

his son was born before afzal was jailed .. so the cartoon below and ur thread makes no sense ..
I'm neither that weak nor wicked. -- Pathfinder Kurrod
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:22 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Pulpfiction:

Ghalib Afzal Guru was two-year-old when his father was picked up for his role in the 2001 Parliament attack. Over a decade later and days after his father was secretly sent to gallows, the young lad says he wants to be a cardiologist. "I want to become a cardiologist, because heart is a very tough organ of the human body," the shy teen says sitting at his fortified home in Tarzoo village here. All of thirteen, the lad it seems has a sound head on his young shoulders.

Ghalib's inspiration is not his father, who was medical dropout, but a relative who was a world renowned cardiologist. "I grew up hearing about Dr Abdul Ahad Guru," he is my role model, the young boy says. His relatives say that the teen boy currently in eighth standard is a fine student.

"I was unaware of my father being executed. I came to only know, when I saw curfew outside," he says. Initially, relatives at his maternal home didn't inform him about his father's secret execution. "They asked me to have tea, without informing me in the morning," he adds.

"But, when I came to my home and saw people crying, I understood that my father has been hanged," he remarks and breaks down.


ee story ki Pillodu puttadaniki link endi????
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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J__the_heartist
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:20 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Goonda:

kompateesi nuvve guddesukunnava


moodo single meere guddi nattuga unnaru....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:19 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

dont be so fcking insensitive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZZObNEOk_4

Ghalib Afzal Guru was two-year-old when his father was picked up for his role in the 2001 Parliament attack. Over a decade later and days after his father was secretly sent to gallows, the young lad says he wants to be a cardiologist. "I want to become a cardiologist, because heart is a very tough organ of the human body," the shy teen says sitting at his fortified home in Tarzoo village here. All of thirteen, the lad it seems has a sound head on his young shoulders.

Ghalib's inspiration is not his father, who was medical dropout, but a relative who was a world renowned cardiologist. "I grew up hearing about Dr Abdul Ahad Guru," he is my role model, the young boy says. His relatives say that the teen boy currently in eighth standard is a fine student.

"I was unaware of my father being executed. I came to only know, when I saw curfew outside," he says. Initially, relatives at his maternal home didn't inform him about his father's secret execution. "They asked me to have tea, without informing me in the morning," he adds.

"But, when I came to my home and saw people crying, I understood that my father has been hanged," he remarks and breaks down.
I'm neither that weak nor wicked. -- Pathfinder Kurrod
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Chintu002
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:15 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


J__the_heartist:

Its more sad to know that a person who was in imprisonment from the last 11 years, got a 5 year old son....




appatlo jail loney evo erpaatlu chesi untaaremo....
Chiranjeevi is my God!
Jai Chiranjeeva!
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:14 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

kompateesi nuvve guddesukunnava :D
Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP

Skywalker: Bala chiru type kadu.....narasimha swamy avataram etti posani gadi pegulu medalo esukuntadu
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J__the_heartist
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:07 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Deeniki Single Guddina Afsal Guru Fan evado naku teliyali....
Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai
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Posted on Thursday, February 28, 2013 - 12:04 am:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/48067 6_536324179721647_835376462_n.jpg

mehbooba Begum : Its really sad that afsal guru's last wish meeting his 5 year old son was not full filled....

Bithch Please....Its more sad to know that a person who was in imprisonment from the last 11 years, got a 5 year old son....


Koi Hindu hai, koi Muslim hai aur koi isai hai. Magar sabne insaan naa banne ki kasam khai hai

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