"While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?"
Kapil Sibal shouted, "YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?"
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked President Pranab Mukherjee, "Sir, what’s this Black money issue?"
Pranab shouted, "Why did you ask me this question?"
Barber: "Sorry Sir, just asked you"
Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, "Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?"
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, I do not know why, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.