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     Pulibongaram Side Hero Username: Pulibongaram Post Number: 4877 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 162.115.108.103 Rating: N/A |
2010 apaptiki aadi ishtory ayiopyindi anukuntaa kadaa....naaku peddagaa telavadu anuko amrikan pop meejik gurinchi | ||
| Zulu Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 15540 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 199.168.243.252 Rating: N/A |
Dear Thigh Fat, Help the needy? Sincerely, Boobs | ||
| Zulu Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 15539 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 199.168.243.252 Rating: N/A |
slimshady aka eminem anukunta | ||
| Pulibongaram Side Hero Username: Pulibongaram Post Number: 4876 Registered: 03-2012 Posted From: 162.115.108.103 Rating: N/A |
evaru bhayyaa eedu? ee majjana power jam ani edo radio intannaa....anthaa maa nallolla paatal....baa ekkesthunnaayi...maa nallolla vi manchi faatal seppu | ||
| Zulu Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 15537 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 199.168.243.252 Rating: N/A |
Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985 | ||
| Zulu Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 15536 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 199.168.243.252 Rating: N/A |
Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google | ||
| Rasputin Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 17148 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
Thanks, myspace correct guess ye. 01/06/2012 - 169.4;05/04/2012 - 175.8; 8/1/2012 - 179 | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 8668 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.188.111.221 Rating: N/A |
Nothing to do: Nintendo No Place: Myspace (its my guess) | ||
| Rasputin Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 17145 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
Nothing to do and No place evari logos? migathaavi anni telusu 01/06/2012 - 169.4;05/04/2012 - 175.8; 8/1/2012 - 179 | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 8666 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
Logos: http://i.imgur.com/iyKbm.jpg | ||
| Havingfun Comedian Username: Havingfun Post Number: 1186 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 94.193.122.216 Rating: N/A |
A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead - with an even uglier woman. When he asks what's going on, Steve replies, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time. David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Don up ahead. He is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel/centerfold. Stunned, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these God-awful women. Don replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have had five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Everytime we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes!" ________________________________________________ "This is your life and its ending one minute at a time" | ||
| Cinejeevi Comedian Username: Cinejeevi Post Number: 1792 Registered: 09-2010 Posted From: 69.147.191.50 Rating: N/A |
Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin with the following: ''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part.' | ||
| Summer12 Junior Artist Username: Summer12 Post Number: 150 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 142.152.55.28 Rating: N/A |
I think this is from Two & a half men series.... | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 9879 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.221.83.18 Rating: |
evariki nachaledaa? DB lo bothigaa SOH lekunda poyindi Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein | ||
| Thikka_sankara Side Hero Username: Thikka_sankara Post Number: 3279 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 122.164.22.7 Rating: N/A |
kikiki again
now, thats racism  Naakonchem thikkundi.... daaaniko lekkundi | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 9878 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.221.83.18 Rating: N/A |
Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear face wash commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now. Dear new college students, Please be aware that walls in dorm rooms are thin, and yes, I can hear you. Sincerely, FYI, she's faking it Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 9877 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.221.83.18 Rating: |
Dear boyfriend, Please stop trying to make your password "mypenis." The computer and I both agree it's not long enough. Sincerely, your girlfriend. Dear Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now? Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out Dear teacher, I AM awake. Sincerely, the asian student Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein | ||
| Thikka_sankara Side Hero Username: Thikka_sankara Post Number: 3273 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 122.164.22.7 Rating: N/A |
kulla bodusthunnaru evaro kikiki Naakonchem thikkundi.... daaaniko lekkundi | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 9876 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.221.83.18 Rating: N/A |
Dear math, Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine. Sincerely, screw the value of X Dear God, Please give us Heath Ledger back, we'll let you have Robert Pattinson. Sincerely, anonymous. Dear Americans, We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport. Sincerely, Native Americans Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein | ||
| Thikka_sankara Side Hero Username: Thikka_sankara Post Number: 3272 Registered: 02-2012 Posted From: 122.164.22.7 Rating: N/A |
 Naakonchem thikkundi.... daaaniko lekkundi | ||
| Rebel Side Hero Username: Rebel Post Number: 9297 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 151.151.109.20 Rating: N/A |
Apple fanboy switched to nexus 4 - http://gizmodo.com/5973073/an-iphone-lovers-confession-i-swi tched-to-the-nexus-4-completely | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 9875 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.221.83.18 Rating: N/A |
hilarious letters from dear blank site: Dear icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma... Sincerely, the Titanic. Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein | ||
| Mrhyderabad Side Hero Username: Mrhyderabad Post Number: 9874 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.221.83.18 Rating: |
DEAR BLANK PLEASE BLANK http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/hilarious.php theCHIVE (USE caution at work... or even better don't open) http://thechive.com/ iPhone app vundi ee site ki... Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein |
