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     Reentry Comedian Username: Reentry Post Number: 1763 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 65.198.163.148 Rating: N/A |
babau JTH ee figures SRK ki anna telusaa.. Nuvvu maree variety pullayya saaami.. akkada andharu Top 5 lo 4 salman movies antunte thokkalo world wide gross figures theesuku vasthaavu.. lets use one single scale to measure the BO standards.. Bollywood varaku adhi NET collections in India | ||
| Pete_sampras Side Hero Username: Pete_sampras Post Number: 4071 Registered: 03-2010 Posted From: 203.2.182.248 Rating: N/A |
Mama wrong figures avvi, RaOne collected 2000 crores, Don2 around 500 Crores and JTHJ collected almost 2500 crores all still running successfully all over in the bavi | ||
| J__the_heartist Side Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 5058 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 217.165.102.222 Rating: N/A |
last 3 films 2 khans worldwide srk 1.240cr ra.one (Gross) 2.231cr don 2 (Gross) 3.250cr jthj still Running in Many Countries.... ( Gross) Total : 721cr of srk salman 1.184cr ready (Gross) 2.230cr bodyguard (Gross) 3.307cr ett (Gross) 721 cr salman.... Super Success Salmania lo doosuku potunna Solluman khan Vs So called Bad phase lo nadustunna SRK movies Gross figure worldwide....ki ki ki ki ki ki ki ki....   People Often Look back in their Lives n Wonder Why they have spent so much of their time looking for Love Instead of Living???? Live...Just Live ur life to the fullest.... Love comes ur way when its meant to be.... | ||
| Reentry Comedian Username: Reentry Post Number: 1755 Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 68.12.66.59 Rating: N/A |
ilaanti reviews prathi daaniki vasthaayi JTHJ was the funniest i saw with even pictures.. JTH thammi -- nuvvu thaggoddhu ikkada.. Bhai thaggadu akkada.. 77 crores in four days anta.. | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 8606 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 64.134.243.32 Rating: N/A |
there is a joke in there about Maliaka | ||
| Pete_sampras Side Hero Username: Pete_sampras Post Number: 4070 Registered: 03-2010 Posted From: 203.2.182.248 Rating: N/A |
Look at the below video, you will enjoy  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCA2ePye7Jk | ||
| J__the_heartist Side Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 5017 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 217.165.102.222 Rating: N/A |
k but Reviews Fare gane istunnadu Without any inclination towards any hero.... People Often Look back in their Lives n Wonder Why they have spent so much of their time looking for Love Instead of Living???? Live...Just Live ur life to the fullest.... Love comes ur way when its meant to be.... | ||
| Vjd_chiru_fan Junior Artist Username: Vjd_chiru_fan Post Number: 175 Registered: 10-2010 Posted From: 119.235.54.19 Rating: N/A |
It is my friends site....he is die hard Aamir fan | ||
| J__the_heartist Side Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 5013 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 217.165.102.222 Rating: N/A |
www.flicksonic.com People Often Look back in their Lives n Wonder Why they have spent so much of their time looking for Love Instead of Living???? Live...Just Live ur life to the fullest.... Love comes ur way when its meant to be.... | ||
| Vjd_chiru_fan Junior Artist Username: Vjd_chiru_fan Post Number: 174 Registered: 10-2010 Posted From: 119.235.54.19 Rating: N/A |
Where have you got this review from????? This is m friends review... | ||
| J__the_heartist Side Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 4988 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 217.165.102.222 Rating: N/A |
Classic ki just miss.... koddiga editing lo jagrattalu teesukuni unte Inko veer zaara ayyedi....  People Often Look back in their Lives n Wonder Why they have spent so much of their time looking for Love Instead of Living???? Live...Just Live ur life to the fullest.... Love comes ur way when its meant to be.... | ||
| Jacksparrow Side Hero Username: Jacksparrow Post Number: 5168 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 89.234.93.164 Rating: N/A |
same to same peeling when yash and srk encashed the junk jthj .... btw i am not supporting D2 either  | ||
| J__the_heartist Side Hero Username: J__the_heartist Post Number: 4967 Registered: 06-2012 Posted From: 217.165.102.222 Rating: N/A |
This is not a review. Coz one cannot review the unreviewable. So letâs go into flashback, on the day of the inception of the idea of making this film. It was 3 months after release of Dabangg; after it had run its course as being one of the biggest hits in the history of Indian Cinema. SCENE 1: INT.Living Room of Salmanâs Home - NIGHT A Makkhi buzzes into the living room as a thoroughly drunk Salman is browsing through the album of all his former girlfriends (VOL 2), wishing he had BEEN HUMAN to them. The Makkhi, stinking of milk, goes and settles on the sofa besides Salman. ••••• smells the stink and lashes out at the Makkhi. Suddenly, a voice erupts. Makkhi: Bhaiyaa... Mainnnn hun, Arbuzzzz.... Salman: Abbey thuu? Par yeh Makkhi jaisa kyon bhinbhina raha hai. Makkhi: Ek hi toh achchaa role mila hai jindagi main. Where I play myself, a buffoon. People around the world now know me. So I thought, I should be Makkhi permanently. Salman: Oo... But Dhoodhiye... tu yeh Milky kyon smell kar raha hai? Makkhi: (Blushes) woh main MALAI KHA ke aa raha hun naa... isliye. Salman: Ooimaa! Salman looks at the album again and imagines himself in the famous Deewar scene. EXT: MUMBAI ROADS â NIGHT (Scene within a scene - Inception Scene) Salman: Mere paas aaj bangla hai, gaadi hai, daulat, shohrat hai, pictures hai, TV program hai, naam hai, brand endorsements hai, court cases hai aur pataa nahi kya kya hai... Tere paas kya hai? Makkhi: Mere paas...... Biwi hai.... <one> Salman comes back to reality. A tear rolls down his cheeks. Makkhi: Bhaiyaa. You have to help me bhaiya. I have no talent, no intelligence, no face in society. Salman: Toh kya hua? Biwi toh hai! <more> Makkhi: Wohi toh problem hai.. Kal we made profits from Dabangg 1 and she has blown it all. What should I do bhaiya? Salman: Letâs make another movie then. Makkhi: But bhaiya, I donât know how to write story, I donât understand screenplay and I have no idea where to begin. Salman thinks for sometime and then walks to the nearest cupboard. He pulls out a folder and throws it to Makkhi. Salman: Thatâs our new film. Makkhi: Yeh kya bhaiya? Dabangg 1 ki script? Salman: Haan. Yeh Pen le and do as I say. · Cut 1, and write 2. · Change location from Laalgunj to .... Makkhi: Kanpur. Salman: Why? Makkhi: Arrey I am a Makkhi na.. I like KAAN. Salman: Right. Kanpur it is. · Keep Warehouse Fight scene. Use goon whoâs cellphone keeps ringing. Fat guy. Funny. · Call Sajid and tell him to rehash UDD UDD DABANGG song. · Introduce Villain. But he is dead. What should we do? Makkhi: Bhaiya. Why donât we use a •••••• idea? Salman: Haan Makkhi, I know you like hovering over shit. Makkhi: Exactly, Rohit •••••• â Singham â Villain â Worked Well â Copy Paste. Salman: Great. Will call Prakash Raj tomorrow. · Then tell Wajid to rehash âTere Mast mast do nainâ. Call Rahat to fly in from Pakistan. Makkhi: Rahat? That Dagabaaz! Salman: Arbaaz. You are a genius. New song. Dagabaaz re. · Then replace random fight sequence. · Replace Father-Son fights, with Father-son camaraderie. Call Vinod Khanna for dates. Oh! Yes, no one else wants him. Just call him and say âKamaal karogay Pandeyji?â · Tell Sajid to replace the âPolice Stationâ song. · Then change the âNeta- Bhashanâ scene, where I am standing nearby sucking on a random fruit. Use similar smart mouth constables. · Replace Dubai romantic song, with SOME OTHER PHOREN LOCATION romantic song. · Make a scene, where I use the âKAANPHUSE HO JAAOGAYâ dialogue · Use some other product for one item number. Makkhi: Jhandu Balm? The song jahan aap apni Bhabhi se itna Chipak rahe the.. Fevicol ki tarah! Salman: Makkhi, you are a genius. Tell Sajid, use Fevicol instead. And because you are insecure, letâs use someone else for the item number. Someone who can handle our Nawaabi shouk.... Kareena. Makkhi: But biwi ko nahi liya toh biwi maaregi! Itâs the only way she can get more TV dance shows. Salman: Ok. Add her in some song. Chalo thatâs it 90% toh ho gayi picture ready, bus one instigation point and one climax fight. Done. Makkhi: But Bhaiyaa...Itna sab same hogaa toh Original kya hoga? Salman: Hmmm.. Wait let me browse TV and see. Ideas kahin se bhi aa sakte hain. · Channel 1 : Sab TV: Office Office â Awesome. Use FAT GUY always eating on desk as Police commissioner. · Channel 2: HBO: Kung Fu Panda â Oo ooo.. use Kung Fu Pandey as catch line and see full movie for random fight scene inspirations. Buss thatâs it. We have 2 original ideas. Makkhi: But what about Money? I donât have money. Salman: <flips> · Channel 3: Sony: Commecial â Letâs place 3 to 4 product commercials in the movie. Makkhi quickly note down the next 3 commercials. Contact them tomorrow. Make deal. Makkhi: Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee! Bhaiya.. You are great. The Makkhi quickly picks up the changed manuscript and flies away. Salman smiles, then looks at his BEING HUMAN T-shirt. Cuts out the HUMAN and writes DABANGG... Salman: I am on fire, tonight. Can make more money by selling useless BEING DABANGG T-shirts! SCENE 2: EXT.Outside Arbaazâs prod house - Day Abhinav Kashyap: WTF! This is Dabangg 1. Makkhi: No. Salman bhai wrote original script last night. Abhinav: I wonât do this shit. Salman: You are fired. Abhinav walks away. Salman looks at the manuscript and thinks âWho would be stupid enough to direct this?â.. Then looks at his brother. Salman: Makkhi. Final change. We replace this AK with another AK.. OK? Makkhi: You mean Aamir Khan? But he ... Salman: Ailaa! Nahi re...Abhinav with Arbaaz. Rating: 2/10 â For Salmanâs strong performance. P.S.: Unfortunately, the writing is uninspired, dialogues are insipid, there is no storyline. Atleast the original gave you strong characters, good dialogues, great songs. This is just an ugly imitation with idiots at the helm. They just want to loot the JUNTA.. Please do not go for this film. Itâs day light robbery of you hard earned money. Really, Dabangg Thuu... People Often Look back in their Lives n Wonder Why they have spent so much of their time looking for Love Instead of Living???? Live...Just Live ur life to the fullest.... Love comes ur way when its meant to be.... |
