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Truelies
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Rowdy:

chas, olo personal ga teeskunnattunnaru, single esaru




oka samajika varganni hurt chesthey...veyyara mari..

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chas, olo personal ga teeskunnattunnaru, single esaru
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Vijayawadanani
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"I'm a professional. In over twenty years, I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
Sanjana vaipu Ambati soosinattu paina post unte kindha soosthav emi ra?
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Rock:

inka politicians evaro okaru nemaru vesta untaru jagan name jagan kummutha untadu




anukokunda nijam cheppesava kada...jagan kummutaadani
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Rock:

jagan kummutha untadu




memu septondi adhey .. memantha badhitulame ..


2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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thread edhanna kani jagan entry kottalsindhe.

malli sanubhuthi 2014 dhaka undadhu antaru.. endhuku undadhu eppudayina sanubhuthi pothandhi anipiste mana cbn, ramoji , rk dhagagra modalupetti cm, botsa , vh la dhaka bocchedu mandhi unnaru.just ccdb lone everyday 1000 sarlu jagan peru vinapaduhtundhi. inka politicians evaro okaru nemaru vesta untaru jagan name jagan kummutha untadu
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Vijayawadanani:

edi Jai Jagan anu



Jupiter:

first jagan party lo cherali ..




idi mathram common...

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Truelies:

water mafia etla start cheyyali?




first jagan party lo cherali .. then u r in the network .. next neeku manchi demand unna s'pura lanti area ki pakkane poramboku lands undali .. smasanalu aina parledhu .. then u can have ur bores drilled there .. velaithe ... 2/3 tankers vehicles konali .. then u have stake in mafia ... if u can also supervise drivers, points and can do rowdism .. u r part of mafia ...
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Truelies:

water mafia etla start cheyyali




mafia start chese position lo ledanukunta...kavalante ninnu recruit chesukuntaru

edi Jai Jagan anu
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Filmbuff:

apparently the water mafia revenues can be in excess of Rs5000 cr every year.




water mafia etla start cheyyali?

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Jupiter:




ORR to Jayanagar ki Byappanahalli vellala. Nedemundi, Delhi daka dekamantavu.
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Filmbuff:

Maa water bill Rs250 per month



2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Oceanseven:




you cant help it ... ORR lo 50k emps ni move chesaru .. 3 years back .. mari vallaki accessibility kavali ante .. u have to widen the roads and improve infra ..

mana politicians ki .. medhadlu undavu .. money money and more money .. edhi chesina anni blr G lone .. satellite township blue print by SM krishna ni tunga lo tokki .. anni Blr G lone ... adhe b'ghatta .. adey s'pura .. adhey w'fields ...
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Jupiter:




Maa water bill Rs250 per month

Maa ORR lo vunde oka friend lekkesadu, apparently the water mafia revenues can be in excess of Rs5000 cr every year. Full Andhra mafia. Andhra/ Hyd ni sanka nakinchi ippudu Bangalore ni nakinchesaru.
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Jupiter:


B'lore okkatey problem kaadhu, eesaari vachina karuvuku andhra lo eppudoo leni vidhamgaa maa bore lu konni endipoyaayi, oka one month vaana padithey mallee B'lore will be back, aah Metro kosam narikesina chetlu, roads widening kosam narikesina chetlu choosthey endhukuley, naashanam chesthunnaaru
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Filmbuff:

Until then the all the other routes will be branches hanging loose without a trunk.




ledhu .. i guess it will not be very optimal .. but they will join the routes at ourskirts like biappanahalli ... whitefields etc.,

so u have to travel a long way back and forth if u dont have dir route .. we can go biappanahalli from ORR and from there to jayanagar ..
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Jupiter:




Second phase entha fast ga chesina, bottleneck is the Majestic Underground link. That will not be complete till 2014 or 2015. Until then the all the other routes will be branches hanging loose without a trunk.

Water situation chala bad ga undanta. Maa BTM lo kooda koncham tight ayyindi earlier this week when we did not get Cauvery for 2-3 days. But not worrisome til now. This is the worst monsoon i have seen in Bangalore in 10 years.
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Truelies:

meeru etla manage chesthunnaru? kontunnara? apt association vallu kontunnara?




memu drinking water kontamu .. association regular water kontaru .. tankers ... 300rs/tanker undedhi .. vallaki bore yields padipoyinayi .. 500 charge chestunnaru ippudu .. on a diff day they even demand 1000-1200 bucks ... as of now .. it is almost 5k/month apt maintenance expenditure .. it might go up ... ilane unte .. sky is the limit ...

mana andhra vollade water mafia ... jai jagan jai kishan ...
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Vijayawadanani:

namma metro kosam namma chetlu puttalu kottestunte rains eda nucnhi vastay




ee year MH and KA .. full drought ... blr lone kadu .. yekada saraina rains levu .. blr it is too worst .. that is a different thing ...
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Jupiter:

water situation darunam .. full drought ...




meeru etla manage chesthunnaru? kontunnara? apt association vallu kontunnara?

monthly expenses emathram untunnayi? (apart from rental/mortgage) ...just day to day kharchulu..
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Jupiter:




namma metro kosam namma chetlu puttalu kottestunte rains eda nucnhi vastay
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Truelies:

blore news enti? namma metro baga use avuthonda?
cost of living etla undi?




use aa bonga .. mg road to byappanahalli .. evari kosam evari kosam ani padukovale .. shocking entante .. 2nd phase yama first ga lagistunnaru ani tilak septhe nammale .. it looks like going to get ready sooner than later .. adhi gani ready aithe .. baga use avutondi ..

water situation darunam .. full drought ... chatrapthi bomma lo okka adugu .. scene lo .. okka chukka ettukovachu ... doola teerio .. 70% less rain in blr YoY
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Jupiter:




blore news enti? namma metro baga use avuthonda?
cost of living etla undi?
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baga kullu ga anipinchinavi select chesi ...
2get and 2give may create problems, not 4get and 4give ... so double it up
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Jupiter:





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old aithe seminchandi

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote: "Due To Rain, No Match!"

On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?"

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Why? Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
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