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     Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 13152 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 117.195.233.239 Rating: N/A |
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kaaledu simba saaru en kaadhal puriyalaya un nastam anbe po | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 5725 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
Naa guess prakaram, M-Mandaram goru internet beginning (mid 90s) lo, ilanti jokes baaga sadive vaallu. Madhyalo oka 15 years coma lo ki velli, malli ee jokes forward chestunnaru. We need to just bear... | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 5724 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
Antha complex jokes artham avuthayi, idhi samaj kaaledha? Apparently, he dropped her MIL off the airport. It will be all pleasure afterwards. Good riddance. | ||
| Ustaad_kalyan_fan Comedian Username: Ustaad_kalyan_fan Post Number: 1474 Registered: 12-2011 Posted From: 115.111.228.52 Rating: N/A |
 ivi jokes aaaaa. okasari meee pillalaku cheppandi.vallu navvithe nenu doctor daggaraku pota,lekapote meeru pondi. | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7652 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 115.249.44.252 Rating: N/A |
slip of the key board. Vella sandullonsi jaaripoyyindii. | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7651 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 115.249.44.252 Rating: N/A |
ivvi manaki artham kaavulee. Jewish MILs are supposed to be devils incarnation. Aatini inti nunchi pampiteeee pleasure annattu equate chessaadu. | ||
| Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 13145 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 117.195.246.11 Rating: N/A |
stricktly for all annav  idi enti en kaadhal puriyalaya un nastam anbe po | ||
| Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 13144 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 117.195.246.11 Rating: N/A |
enduko idi ardham kaaledu muddaaa en kaadhal puriyalaya un nastam anbe po | ||
| Methhanithodugu Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 17710 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 117.195.200.167 Rating: N/A |
 Raina bheet jaaye | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7583 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 203.109.110.159 Rating: N/A |
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised? A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that Isn't 20% off. | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7582 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 203.109.110.159 Rating: N/A |
A man called his mother in Florida , "Mom, how are you?" " Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call." A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." "The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7581 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 203.109.110.159 Rating: N/A |
* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." * Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence! | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7580 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 203.109.110.159 Rating: N/A |
* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months. * The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. " Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" * Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?" * Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!" | ||
| Muddamandaram Side Hero Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 7579 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 203.109.110.159 Rating: N/A |
Not one single swear word in the comedy. * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried. * My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed My wife called it the Dead Sea . * She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. |
