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     Time_pass Side Hero Username: Time_pass Post Number: 3844 Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 136.174.187.5 Rating: N/A |
// "Nellore lo yuvanethani arrest chesarani Avulatho sambhoginchanani nirasana thelputhunna Ambothu" // endi vayya ee line ki ala navvutharu aavulu AMBAARAAVALU chesinavi ani SShit lovachhindha ledha? alage chinna pilla ice cream maanesindha ledha idi nijam kaadu ani prove cheya galara? leka pothe ma Dallas veerulu vastaru  | ||
| Sasibabu Hero Username: Sasibabu Post Number: 10566 Registered: 11-2009 Posted From: 192.131.85.210 Rating: N/A |
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| Yodha Side Hero Username: Yodha Post Number: 3781 Registered: 08-2011 Posted From: 188.40.105.142 Rating: N/A |
>>"Nellore lo yuvanethani arrest chesarani Avulatho sambhoginchanani nirasana thelputhunna Ambothu" | ||
| Goonda Megastar Username: Goonda Post Number: 20305 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.105 Rating: N/A |
neekosam : http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/2012/05/aagina-gundelu-part -3.html elca ni oka saari ccdbgoonda@gmail.com ki mail kottamanu Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP Skywalker: Bala chiru type kadu.....narasimha swamy avataram etti posani gadi pegulu medalo esukuntadu | ||
| Khandada Side Hero Username: Khandada Post Number: 2569 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 64.79.135.151 Rating: N/A |
LOL he never disappoints asalu ee genre movies teesthay he is unbeatable salim-javed laaga elca-razesh type setting undaydhee Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall | ||
| Blackmamba Moderator Username: Blackmamba Post Number: 17015 Registered: 05-2010 Rating: N/A |
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| Kish Megastar Username: Kish Post Number: 24159 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.9.243.53 Rating: |
namaskaram...welcome back to "AAgina Gundelu Jaarina Wattalu" ippudu mantho Los Angles nundi Elcamino Yesupadam____ elcamino goru helle luah Elcamino____Luah Helle Yesupadam garu Yesupadam ____ cheppandi elcamino garu mana prekshakulaki mee pravasa bharatheeyula prathispandhana on yuvanetha pi atyacharam Elcamino___ yesupadam goru sanivaram undhayam 10 gantlaki maaku yuvanetha ni arrest chesarani thelsindhi....thelsina ventaney yuva sena los angeles veedhula meedha padi high command dishti bommalu thagalabettatam jarigindhi.... Yesupadam____camino goru , dharna seshtundaga mana yuva sena ki wattal jarayani thelsindhi dhani gurinchi koddhiga mana prekshakulaki cheppandi Elcamino____ yesupadam goru , yuvanetha pina athyacharam jarigindhi ani thelsina ventaney avesaniki lonavvatam valla yuvanetha abhimanulu egiri egiri high command dhishti bomma ni kalitho kottatam jarigindhi....dheeni valla dharna lo palgonna andhariki wattal jaradam jarigindhi Yesupadam___camino goru....pravasabharatheeyulu cut drawyerlu vadutharu kadha? iina ee wattal jaratam emiti? Elcamino____padam goru , pravasa bharatheeyulu ekkuvaga boxers vadatharu....so dhani valla, sarina rakshana lekunda jaratam jarigindhi....adhey samayam lo mana yuvanetha abhimanulu egiregiri dhookatam valla rendu kalipi jaratam jarigindhi Yesupadam____Camino goru...okka nimisham....mana sacchi TV ekkuvaga soochey prekshakulalo pasu pakshadhulu ekkuvaga unnanu vatitho patu konthamandhi metta madusulu kooda unnaru....mana prekshakula IQ 20 ki minchi ledhanedhi jagamerigina satham....valla amayakatvamey mana netha ki sree yehovah raksha.... vallaki boxers antey emito theliyadhu....meeru okka nimisham line lo untey nenu mana prekshakulaki Boxers gurinchi ganopadesam sesthanu Elcamino___Sampeyyandi Yesupadam____ Thank you sir....prekshakulaki...camino garu pravasa bharathheeyulalo ekkuvaga cut drawyer badhulu Boxers vadatharu ani chepparu....ippudu boxers antey emito thelsukundhamu....meekandhariki Boxing veerulu thelsey untaru....mike Tysonu , Goerge Foremannu , Mohammad Ali , Joe frazieru vagairalu....pravasa bharatheeyulu ilanti boxerlani jeethalicchi koluvulo pettukuntaru.....ee boxerlu mana pravasa bharatheeyulu nadusthunantha sepu thama khabhandha hasthalatho mana pravasa bharatheeyula vrushanamulu kapadutha untaru... Elcamino______  Yesupadam___Camino goru ippudu vrushanalu jaarina yuvasena paristhithi elaa undhi? vaari vrushanalu thirigi yadha thadhanga osthaya leka varu jeevithantham vatini jebulo ettukuni thiragaala? Elcamino____ Padam goru inthaku mundhu yuvanetha pi shee bi ii vicharanaki adhesinchinappudu konthamandhiki vrushanalu jarayi ...kaani vrushanaala saagey gunam karanam valla avi yadha sthayi ki occhai....iina ee paristhuthalo yuva sena lo evvaruuu thama vrushanala gurinchi alochinchey sthithi lo leru....ikkada paristhithi elaa undhi antey thama vrushanalanna kosukuntam kani yuvanetha pina jarigey akruthyalu agali anna bhavam veluvaduthindhi... YesuPadam___elcamino goru....velley mundhu mee vrushanala paristhithi mana prekshakulaki chepthara Elcamino____Padam goru naa samayam bagundi dharna samayaniki kastha mundhu ney nenu kusthi potilalo palgontaniki bayaludheranu ...so nenu supporter vesukonu undatam jarigindhi....iinanu naa egiri egiri dhookatam valla kastha noppigainnai....kaani thwaraga kokunta ani anukuntunnanu Yesupadam____camino goru meeru okka nimisham line lo untey mana prekshakulaki "supporter" antey ento chepthanu.... Elcamino____Padam goru nannoggeyyandi nenu vinalenu.... Yesupadam____alagey camino goru...mee vrushanalu mariyu mana yuvasena vrushanalu twaralo thirigi vati yadha sthayi ki ravalani korukuntuu selavu...Helle Luah Elcamino____luah Helle Adhi mana pravasa bharatheeyudu vrushana dheeksithulu elcamino garu.... tharwatha mana karyakramam lo yuvanetha ni arrest chesarani manushuley kaadhu Janthuvulu kooda thama asampthrupthi ni vellakaduthunnai.... "Nellore lo yuvanethani arrest chesarani Avulatho sambhoginchanani nirasana thelputhunna Ambothu" ee amsam tho nellore nundi sacchi tv samboga snitha pragna batthar .... kaani chinna break | ||
| Kish Megastar Username: Kish Post Number: 24158 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 173.9.243.53 Rating: N/A |
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| Yodha Side Hero Username: Yodha Post Number: 3760 Registered: 08-2011 Posted From: 188.40.105.142 Rating: N/A |
Title lo "A" pettandi | ||
| Thelegend Moderator Username: Thelegend Post Number: 15702 Registered: 04-2008 Rating: N/A |
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| Goonda Megastar Username: Goonda Post Number: 20301 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.105 Rating: N/A |
Elca's department Review http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/2012/05/elcaminos-departmen t-review.html Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP Skywalker: Bala chiru type kadu.....narasimha swamy avataram etti posani gadi pegulu medalo esukuntadu | ||
| Blackmamba Moderator Username: Blackmamba Post Number: 16988 Registered: 05-2010 Rating: N/A |
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| Yodha Side Hero Username: Yodha Post Number: 3759 Registered: 08-2011 Posted From: 188.40.105.142 Rating: N/A |
Note: Copied from pakka db.....worth reading all lines...... "Leave your brain outside the theatre to enjoy this movie" This is a phrase highly used to sell mindless mass entertainers. But for department the phrase should be changed to "Leave your eyes and ears and Brains outside the theatre to enjoy this movie" You can ask me why eyes? We will know about it in detail if you read this. Ears , to save yourself from the most irritating background score and soundtrack you heard in recent times and brain for obvious reasons cause this is varma at his worstest. I saw the movie only till intermission so I would talk about it only till then. Now You might say like our dictator "WTF... wat the ohiwromahiwromahii , why didn't you see the whole movie?" Then my question to you would be "If something happens to me after seeing the whole movie would you provide economic support to my family?" if your answer is "Yes" then you stop reading my review here and call me at "1800elcamino" and chose option 1 to talk to me and we can figure out the formalities and paper work that makes you responsible for the welfare of my family after my demise. And then I will go and see the rest of the movie and will write a review if I don't breathe my last. If your answer is NO then continue reading Now the movie starts and we see a voice over meant for montage shots. But your eyes are exposed to some of the most weirdest images they have ever been exposed to. You see stuff like steering wheel , zipper of pant , the chest hair , the armpits , tobacco , coffee and the finger of a female scratching her crotch (yes he showed it too). And it will take 15mins for a normal eye to adjust to the optical massacre happening on the screen and once your eyes adjust to the visual rape they were subjected to, you realize that verma has used the POV of an insect to show his characters. Like imagine your are an insect or lets say a male insect , or to be specific an extremely ••••• and lusty male insect then imagine how you would the see the world and exactly that's how verma shows the characters and objects in this flick. Either he sees himself as that insect or he thinks his audience as insects we need to figure out. Basically the movie is about a department with in a department. Like dream with in a dream . Or to be precise a nightmare with in a nightmare. This department will operate outside the law to eradicate the underworld. And sanjay dutt forms a team with rana to achieve the same. And in the pursue of their goal they come across characters of obul reddy, vijay raaz , a cute female don with a fungal infected hamstring and an old former don turned politician with a bad case of hernia. And then for a change verma has used songs in his film. And before you jump with joy and shout "ahmendeli aahmendeli ayush aushwah" let me tell you the songs are as bad as the scenes they follow and precede. And a special mention for the item song. The things that the dancer did in that song would make even a sunny leone bow in shame. Means even a •••• star would consider that song as vulgar . I cant say more than that. If you think about it , this movie is a nice concept on paper and its relatable too if you know about the special task force formed by Mumbai police to address the underworld issue in late 90's. But verma just chose to use the most cliched dialogues and most absurd imagery to narrate the story. Its like he just wants to make a bad movie but why he chose good actors god only knows. And while showing those actors on screen he shows the worst aspect of theirs on screen rather than focusing on the best. Let me tell you how. There is vijay raaz. One of the great actors of this generation. For starters he is the villain in delhi belly. And when you take vijay raaz in your movie you focus on his acting bilities. So you capture his acting on frame. And you know what verma did. He captures the Biceps of Vijay raaz in every frame he is in and that too in close up. Now that's lame if you can recollect the physic of vijay raaz.He has the biceps of a 5 year old. comeo onnnn. And then there is sanjay dutt. Again one of the versatile performers on screen. And added to his acting abilities he has decent biceps too. Now verma has two options to capture in frame. Acting or bicep. And you know what he does? He focuses on the out of shape tummy of sanjay dutt and in such an extreme close up that you can even see how many vada pavs he had before every shot. (Sanjay sir in the shot of you before the item number I saw a cockroach in your tummy along with your vada pavs. Please dont eat from that vendor anymore.) And then there is that cute female don I don't know her name. She is easy on eyes. And she is a woman in shape and she provided verma with 100's of oppurtunities for a good close up. And you know what verma does? He cuts to the extreme close up of her finger scratching he inner thigh.(Darling please maintain hygiene for godsake and use itch guard to stop scratching before running camera) And then the superstar of bollywood. The Big B. An excellent actor who can perfectly play it to galleries if given a close up shot with a cool dialogue. And you know where verma sneaks in the camera? In between the langota of Big B . With a close up of his Hernia.(Sir you please get that checked out seriously) And then finally there is rana. We all know what a great actor he is. But to compensate his acting abilities he chiseled his body and provided verma to capture the close up of his bicep or tricep etc etc. But here verma proves why he is considered as a maverick in making bad cinema. You know what he does. You cant even guess. He puts the camera on rana's face in extreme close up. I mean a face which can make even a deadpan look animated. a close up of it? Come on mannnn. This is verma at his sadistic Best. Seriously. Goonda anni update cheyi | ||
| Whyme Comedian Username: Whyme Post Number: 1079 Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 66.20.189.118 Rating: N/A |
madina punugulu baddalaina bajjeelu vangipoyina vankayalu | ||
| Yodha Side Hero Username: Yodha Post Number: 3758 Registered: 08-2011 Posted From: 188.40.105.142 Rating: N/A |
Ralina akulu vadina puvvulu chala ardam vundhi | ||
| Goonda Megastar Username: Goonda Post Number: 20299 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.105 Rating: N/A |
Elca Department Review link vuntey padeyyandi.. mana blog lo update cheddam Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP Skywalker: Bala chiru type kadu.....narasimha swamy avataram etti posani gadi pegulu medalo esukuntadu | ||
| Ferrari Side Hero Username: Ferrari Post Number: 7756 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 72.163.217.104 Rating: N/A |
idhi mathram heights | ||
| Yodha Side Hero Username: Yodha Post Number: 3757 Registered: 08-2011 Posted From: 188.40.105.142 Rating: N/A |
Akkai anti  V lu ante bagodhu ani nenu Jamkayalu chesa | ||
| Goonda Megastar Username: Goonda Post Number: 20298 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.105 Rating: N/A |
Aaagina Gundelu-- part 1 miss ayyina vaariki http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/2012/05/aaagina-gundelu-par t-1-by-elcamino.html Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP Skywalker: Bala chiru type kadu.....narasimha swamy avataram etti posani gadi pegulu medalo esukuntadu | ||
| Sri_anji Side Hero Username: Sri_anji Post Number: 9697 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 63.66.34.226 Rating: N/A |
Akkai enti ee editing? Just4fun,Rajareddy appatlone BIG FARMER. vandala acres farming lands undevi. rajusk,"telisina ventane avi vapas ichesaru..endukante avi Assigned lands kabatti " | ||
| Methhanithodugu Hero Username: Methhanithodugu Post Number: 17607 Registered: 12-2008 Posted From: 117.195.217.142 Rating: N/A |
elca the King of Satirical Empire ... bahupaaraaaak ....  Raina bheet jaaye | ||
| Yodha Side Hero Username: Yodha Post Number: 3755 Registered: 08-2011 Posted From: 188.40.105.142 Rating: |
Aagina Gundelu Jaarina Wattalu ___ Talk show sacchi TV Namaskaram ... Sacchi TV "Aagina Gundelu Jaarina Wattalu" ki swagatham....nenu , eppatlaagey mee sreyobhilashi •••• paadhanni.... Aagina Gundelu Jaarina Wattalu Sthambinchina Angalu Ralina akulu vadina puvvulu Yuvanetha ni anyayamga nirbhandhinchina tharwatha prapancham paristhithi ni 5 maatallo cheppali antey eee pai vidhamga cheppocchu.... Yuvanetha ni Khaidhi gaa bokkaloki esina tharwatha Guntur nundi Guyana varaku aagani gunde ledhu Vizag nundi Vatican varaku Jaarani watta ledhu Santha peta nundi sanfranscisco varaku sthambinchani angam ledhu.... eeroju mana prasaram lo prapancha vyapthanga yuvanetha pina jarigina atyacharaniki prajalu elaa prathipandhisthunnaro chuddham.... mundhuga yuvanetha ki athyantha adharana unna america los angeles nundi sacchi tv usa anchor , vattalu jaradam lo resident expert and annitki minchi yuvanetha ki pissi abhimani elcamino gari tho matldathamu... kanni chinna break tharwatha |
