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Abhysg
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Posted on Monday, March 12, 2012 - 11:41 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

All scientists failed to ANSWER this but Rajnikanth did...
Q: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
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Ans: DOSA...
Mind it!!:D
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Posted on Monday, March 12, 2012 - 11:39 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Beat dis one....

Once rajnikant was on hot seat of KBC ..
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And computer needed a lifeline to choose d question...
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Posted on Monday, March 12, 2012 - 11:21 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

this joke was famous in 2000s

Kill A Lion..How To Kill A Lion!

Shahrukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA". and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.



Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow!

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmering something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
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Posted on Monday, March 12, 2012 - 11:08 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)


Abhysg:

Dravid smiled and said, "Tie Shoaib to my back"!!!



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Abhysg:

Dravid smiled and said, "Tie Shoaib to my back"!!!




Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble.
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Posted on Monday, March 12, 2012 - 10:34 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZJLpi6rozwg/TV9DydPdslI/AAAAAAAAOa c/jDW978nV0O8/s1600/rk.jpg

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Abhysg:



Dravid smiled and said, "Tie Shoaib to my back"!!!




lol
One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY"
but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY
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found it really surprising..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0Nh-8RpjR50/TZFjgp9pceI/AAAAAAAAOo o/kYuKqzVxMsM/s1600/190276_10150430894265507_824260506_17381 065_5575585_n.jpg
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Posted on Monday, March 12, 2012 - 09:53 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Rahul Dravid, Andrew Flintoff and Shoaib Akhtar got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia.For the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
The Sheik announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
Flintoff was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & Flintoff had tobe carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up.After watching Flintoff in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & Shoaib was alsoled away whimpering loudly.
Then Rahul Dravid was the last one up.The Sheikh turned to him and said: "U are from the most beautiful part of the world & your culture is 1 of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!""Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Dravid replied."In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.""Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave."The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.



Dravid smiled and said, "Tie Shoaib to my back"!!!

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