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     Jackson Side Hero Username: Jackson Post Number: 4616 Registered: 09-2007 Posted From: 76.185.175.182 Rating: N/A |
Gr8 andhra refer cheyyatam tho last 1 mon tweets follow ayya paapa di.. really interesting (ekkada nundi lift chesina kuda) Two girls in a bus:1st:Mere paise chori ho gaye. 2nd:Magar tu toh paise bra mein rakhti thi? 1st:Mujhe kya pata tha saala chori kar raha tha Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE'.. Man marries deaf grl He writes We must fix a Code If I want SEX Ill press ur left BooB U reply by shakin my penis 1ce New prgncy test in Punjab:Insert whisky bottle instead of Pregtest.Remove after 30 sec,If it's half empty, dere is another Punjabi on d way! Tamil girls are d naughtiest... Know why..?? Bcoz other girls say 'Namaste, Hi, Hello'... They say.. 'WANNA •••' Husband and wife watching •••• movie.. Wife- Why cant u do it as long and as hard as the guy in the movie? Husband- PAGLI She isnt his wife "Woh jo aap andar bahar andar bahar kartein hai - I just Love it.." -Rakhi Sawant commented On BaBa Ramdev's Kapalbhati at an interview Allow me to tell you the story about a girl who ate strawberries off of my penis. It was a tasty fruit •••• tale!!!! Hahhaha Sex and playing cards are similar. Because, in both cases, if you do not have a good partner, you need to have a very good hand!!! He said: My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down. The Postal Department has issued stamps of "Vidya Balan" Men are confused which side to lick n paste !! An old man maried a young girl.On suhagrat he show 5 fingers to the girl.She said-Oh darling 5 times?Old man replies-No dear,choose any1&use Hsbnd climbs on d bed nude.Wife:I have fever.Hubby:I know that,so Ive powderd my penis wit Crocin.U want to take it orally or as injection. Good Advice to all Women: Keeping a man HAPPY is very easy...! All you have to do is keep his stomach full & TESTICLES EMPTY! The only time a guy cares about a girl's hair is when she's tying it up to give him a •••••••. Pehli Bar SEX K Bad LDKI Dar K Bathroom Me Jakar Rone Lagi.Ldka:Q Ro Rahi Ho?Ldki:Jab Andar Gaya 7â Ka Tha Bahar 3â Ka Aaya, Baki Kahan Hai? Rajnikanths best... Rajni while fighting with his wife, showed his middle finger to her.... She got pregnant Santa&banta were stroking their ••••• very fast in a restaurant,Waitress:What d hell r u doin?Santa:We're hungry&menu says 1stCUM1ST served Ban Dhoni,Ban beef,ban alcohol,ban sunny leone,ban cigs,ban dance bars,ban surya namaskar,ban fb,No wonder India's fav expletive is banchod Question to Savita Bhabhi : What's the difference between being hungry and •••••? Savita Bhabhi : Difference is where i put the cucumber... Eighty percent of married men cheat in India. The rest cheat in Bangkok... Lady2dentist  ant nikalwne se to pregnant hona acha h,Dard to kam hota hai.Destst:abhi sochlo kya karwana h<fir me chair us hisab se setkaru Why is Mr.Penis always sad?His hairstyle's a mess,His relatives r nuts,His neighbor's an •••••••,&whenevr he gets high,he vomits and faints! Mona:Subah,Dudhwala bahut dabata hai. Rani:Kya?Mona oorbell! Rani:Ise acha to mera paperwala hai.Niche se dal K1baar thok k chala jata hai A lady was wearing jeans in a train. A man saw that her zip was open, said- Maam, ur LIPS r laughing. Smart lady- Ya, they r looking 4a CIG! What wud happen if a lady puts a cheque in her bra & runs? The cheque will bounce n bounce n bounce!!! Teacher: whats the spelling of penis? A Girl: O my god... its so easy... but exactly yaad nahi a raha... Kal raat ko hi mere muh me tha. ... |
