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     Tdp2093 Junior Artist Username: Tdp2093 Post Number: 10 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 57.250.245.249 Rating: N/A |
Meeru vunte( info isthanu ante questions vedhamu anukuntunaa akkada DB lo) | ||
| Tdp2093 Junior Artist Username: Tdp2093 Post Number: 9 Registered: 01-2012 Posted From: 57.250.245.249 Rating: N/A |
Are u active in TDP discussion board. | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1771 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 115.249.44.252 Rating: N/A |
naa meeda em ledu sodara. Plus 2 lo valla coffee estateki christmas holidayski poyyaanu. Appatnunchi talking. Maintains contact antey. | ||
| Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 10982 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.65.33 Rating: N/A |
aayana ki neemeeda spl interest  One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY" but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 4196 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 206.210.27.33 Rating: N/A |
No sure about the anglo indian part, but the jokes are at least that old. | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1758 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: N/A |
zed oo oo kooda starsaaaaaa | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1757 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: |
A married couple at the ••• walks past a gorilla enclosure. Says the woman, 'Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and see how ••••• it gets just as men do.' Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and sure enough, the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. 'See....' says the woman, 'Now I know why you react the way you do; men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't.' Says Mark, 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens.....'The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Says Mark, 'This is incredible! Now pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens....' The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now is extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her..... The woman yells, 'Mark, what do I do now? Please HELP ME!!!' Mark replies, 'Now, tell him you have a headache. Let us see if gorillas and men are the same.' | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1756 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: N/A |
These jokes are all forwarded to me by a 82 year old anglo indian from bangalore. | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1755 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: |
She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so •••••! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?" MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!! | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1753 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: N/A |
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche car and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that car?' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.' 'With what money?' demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche car costs..' 'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me only fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?' they asked. 'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. Don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche car for fifteen dollars.' 'Oh my Goodness !,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a ch ild abus er. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what is going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche car for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. 'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.' | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1752 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: N/A |
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limboâ as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees -- - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip? Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face? ? Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.? Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade Of Hair? Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba--- Denture Queen "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma? Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1751 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: |
One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual > route. > As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the > driveway. > His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, > stepping around empty > beer and liquor, bottles. > > "Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!" the > postman says. > > Bob, in obvious pain, replies-- "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is > the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning." > ---- "We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for > some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. > Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing Who Am I?" > "Is that a game?" the postman asks, all curious. "How do you play that?" > > Bob replies --- "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one > at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a > hole in the > sheet."---- "Then the women try to guess who it is." > > > The postman laughs and says--- "Damn, I'm sorry I missed all that fun." > > "Well, that's why I came out to talk to you," Bob says. "You better lie > low for a few days, since your name came up seven times and many of the guys > are looking for > you." | ||
| Muddamandaram Comedian Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 1750 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 219.91.239.240 Rating: N/A |
Johnny's version.... Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope," Jimmy replied. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope." "You didn't steal it did you?" "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other nightwhen they were on the job. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me." Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily, "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. "Well, stand in the corner and keep quiet then," said his father. ABD version... The blonde lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch. |
