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Subzero
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Post Number: 10865
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Vijay77:




One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY"
but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY
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Blackmamba
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Pete_sampras
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Entikaburlu:

Thammi, this is hilarious!! You made my day!



Yes, it is hilarious but I think he made up the story
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Entikaburlu
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Post Number: 5307
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Vijay77:

Oka annayya comment:

LOL...wanna hear something even crazier ? I got a bill from the hospital for $0.00
and it was a PAST DUE bill threatening if I did not send in a payment of $0.00, they were going to send it to collections which will negatively affect my credit rating.

So I whipped out the trusty check book, wrote out a heafty check for $0.00.

Pay to the order of: XXXXXXXX Hospital
The amount of: Zero Dollars and 00/100.

and to top that off, they actually sent the flippin check to my bank. My bank contacted me and asked if it was a joke, and I explained it to them, and they had a good laugh, they honored that check, and it check for $0.00 cleared my account.

I have not heard back from the hospital since.




Thammi, this is hilarious!! You made my day!
all opinions expressed are mine and only mine. not to be attributed to the other IP address sharers, my employer, or any other human, animal, robot or alien.
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Vijay77
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Username: Vijay77

Post Number: 1411
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Posted on Monday, January 16, 2012 - 07:47 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Oka annayya comment:

LOL...wanna hear something even crazier ? I got a bill from the hospital for $0.00
and it was a PAST DUE bill threatening if I did not send in a payment of $0.00, they were going to send it to collections which will negatively affect my credit rating.

So I whipped out the trusty check book, wrote out a heafty check for $0.00.

Pay to the order of: XXXXXXXX Hospital
The amount of: Zero Dollars and 00/100.

and to top that off, they actually sent the flippin check to my bank. My bank contacted me and asked if it was a joke, and I explained it to them, and they had a good laugh, they honored that check, and it check for $0.00 cleared my account.

I have not heard back from the hospital since.
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Entikaburlu
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Post Number: 5292
Registered: 07-2011
Posted From: 67.247.83.224

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Posted on Monday, January 16, 2012 - 07:28 pm:   Insert Quote Edit PostDelete PostPrint Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

http://news.yahoo.com/man-stable-condition-44-million-hospit al-bill-075830021--abc-news.html
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