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     Siloan Megastar Username: Siloan Post Number: 20426 Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.185.78.98 Rating: N/A |
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| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 3923 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.185.206.128 Rating: N/A |
*uddamandaram, nice jokes. * = B/G/M/S | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 805 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
Guru devulu baanam bayataku ekjku pettali kaani swapaksham meedanaa. hatha Vidhiiiiii. | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 804 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
O peditey baagodu ani u pettaanu anukondi | ||
| Onlytruth Legend Username: Onlytruth Post Number: 89373 Registered: 01-2007 Posted From: 174.252.216.5 Rating: N/A |
Asalu aa id ne adho type ..daaniki shortcut ..mudda •••••. Ani | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 797 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard! Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh and remember we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak!!!!! | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 796 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my! seven- month-old daughter, she was clean. The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No' . I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 795 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
FOURTH TESTIMONY : While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go! right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 794 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the ! counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 793 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 792 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
blou joob | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 791 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
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| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 790 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a ••••••••?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 789 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.29 Rating: N/A |
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... |
