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     True_indian Side Hero Username: True_indian Post Number: 8114 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 98.24.50.18 Rating: N/A |
 very rarely i hear this term on this DB Good Jokes | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 551 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.69 Rating: |
Prime Minister ManMohan Singh walks into State Bank of India to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says: 'Good Morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?' Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. Could you please show me your ID?' MM: (utterly shocked) 'I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need. I am THE ManMohan Singh, THE Prime Minister of India!' Cashier: 'Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID.' MM: 'Just ask anyone here at the Bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am!' Cashier: 'I am sorry Mr. Prime Minister, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them strictly.' MM: 'I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque. Soniaji has gone to America and Rahulji has, by mistake, taken the keys of the safe with him. I need some extra spending money urgently.' Cashier: 'Look Mr. Prime Minister, this is what we can do. Some months back, Baba Ramdev came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Ramdev, he pulled his tummy in so much that it went and touched his back. With that feat, we knew him to be Baba Ramdev and cashed his cheque On another occasion, Yuvraj Singh came in without his ID. To prove his identity, he just went out and hit six consecutiv.e sixers. With that we knew for certain that he was indeed Yuvi himself, and we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. Prime Minister, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the Prime Minister ofIndia?' MM stood there thinking, thinking and thinking, and finally said: 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank ~ there is nothing that comes to my mind... I can't think of a single thing!!!' Cashier: 'There you are! That is enough. In what denominations would you like the cash, Mr. Prime Minister? | ||
| Muddamandaram Junior Artist Username: Muddamandaram Post Number: 550 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 123.201.64.69 Rating: |
A woman marched into the doctor's office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby." After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished. "He's obviously not getting enough milk," he said sternly. "Is he being breast fed?" "Yes," replied the woman. "Then the milk supply isn't adequate. Please take your blouse off." The woman obliged, and the doctor proceeded to give her a very thorough breast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging and sucking each breast at great length. Finally, perplexed, he announced that he could see why there was problem. "You aren't producing any milk at all." "Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid." "Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement. "I didn't," she replied, "until you started sucking on the second breast." | ||
| Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 10494 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.74.159 Rating: N/A |
 One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY" but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY | ||
| Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 4154 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.105 Rating: |
http://oi42.tinypic.com/118hitk.jpg Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Cocanada Legend Username: Cocanada Post Number: 35958 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 168.244.164.254 Rating: N/A |
how did the engineer do it? | ||
| Rasputin Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 12544 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
lolol Film_fan:Democracy is like dark choclate. Some would love it. Others, hate it. GuruG:CAR, Home, Computer and wife/GF whatever you have is best ...if you look around there is always a better one so manakundhe manchidani proceed avvaali | ||
| Goonda Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 17253 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.104 Rating: N/A |
daani meaning navvu raaledu ani  Ashton: I am indo-aryan period Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 3750 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.185.206.128 Rating: N/A |
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| Goonda Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 17252 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.104 Rating: N/A |
Ashton: I am indo-aryan period Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP | ||
| Maverick Legend Username: Maverick Post Number: 33206 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 68.51.67.38 Rating: N/A |
 Who is this DB member? | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 140 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup. | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 7190 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
 I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 139 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
For Chem geeks: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 138 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
For Math geeks: An engineer and a mathematician are out having a drink at the bar. They spot a beautiful redhead. Both of them decide they are going to go after her. Each step they take halves the distance to the fine lady. The mathematician hits a limit and never gets there, the engineer gets close enough. | ||
| Blackmamba Side Hero Username: Blackmamba Post Number: 7941 Registered: 05-2010 Posted From: 155.201.35.66 Rating: N/A |
idedo manchi idea laaga undhi.. implement seyyochu.. | ||
| Simba Side Hero Username: Simba Post Number: 3749 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 24.185.206.128 Rating: N/A |
Good one. Heard a similar one. The story setup is same, but at the end he picks up some grass and rubs on the shoes. Before he could explain anything, wife yells "you went to play golf, again!?!". | ||
| Senapathy Side Hero Username: Senapathy Post Number: 7187 Registered: 01-2009 Posted From: 137.131.212.40 Rating: N/A |
 What can desi's use as a cover up? I am struck by the lightning of love and burnt beyond repair - Florentino Ariza | ||
| Cocanada Legend Username: Cocanada Post Number: 35945 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 168.244.164.254 Rating: N/A |
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| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 137 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!" | ||
| Cocanada Legend Username: Cocanada Post Number: 35942 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 168.244.164.254 Rating: N/A |
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| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 135 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
@All_mix: I read only selective threads. Anyway I ignore trolls. | ||
| All_mix Moderator Username: All_mix Post Number: 19901 Registered: 02-2009 Rating: N/A |
nee mitrudu ashton ninnu talusukuni talusukuni asuvulu baasadu  space for lease | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 131 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
@Goonda: anduke last lo ee phrase choodu considering I had never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got it. | ||
| Goonda Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 17251 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.104 Rating: N/A |
nenu adey anukunna.. but i was confused with "i took a bus home". i didn't take this as a literally.. may be bus ekkademo anukunna Ashton: I am indo-aryan period Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 129 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
@ Goonda - http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/aviation/crashes/ what-really-happened-aboard-air-france-447-6611877 First joke lo manodu bus ekkado kottesi intiki tolkuntu vachesadu. Hangover movie lo type annatu. total blackout. | ||
| Goonda Hero Username: Goonda Post Number: 17250 Registered: 02-2007 Posted From: 199.82.243.104 Rating: N/A |
2nd joke koddiga popular.. first joke ardam kaaledu.. on another note, would you mind sharing the link of Air-france blackbox recording.. that you shared earlier? Ashton: I am indo-aryan period Sasibabu: If TDP loses next elechens, i will donate 10% of my salary to TDP | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 126 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
To be continued... | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 125 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!". | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 124 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
As the holiday season approaches, I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social event over the years. Well, I have done something about it: A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many single malts as well as some rather nice wine. But knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived back home safely and without incident which was a real surprise, considering I had never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got it. |
