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     Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 3961 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.104 Rating: N/A |
full ga adhe adhe ..  Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6640 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
manaki kavalsindi ade kada  Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Subzero Hero Username: Subzero Post Number: 10430 Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 59.93.66.27 Rating: N/A |
chaaaaaaaaaaala old One who wins without problem -- it is just "VICTORY" but one who wins with lot of troubles -- that is "HISTORY | ||
| Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 3955 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.102 Rating: N/A |
omerik kurrollaki .. ee democratic leader avasaram ledhu .. army thone pani .. edo support icham annattu untaru .. laagi avatala padestharu ... pak as a country .. sanka nakinchestharu poorthi ga ... Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6624 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
 Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Zulu Side Hero Username: Zulu Post Number: 9788 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 64.253.166.252 Rating: N/A |
Sr Resident Pak Analyst Ustad  (Jon stewart show type lo) | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6622 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Chese edhava panulu anni PA & ISI chesi...Zardari ni blame chestunru. BTW, OBL, NATO border post shooting etc ki oka bakra kavali. Memo gate drama toh, Zaradari ni bakra chestunnaru. Imran Khan kosam field setting chestunru, next election IK party + coalition support toh govt. form chestadu anukuntunna. Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6621 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 3953 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.102 Rating: N/A |
yeah idhi telsu .. kurrod angio sepinchu kotaniki dubai air-lift cheyinchukunnadu anagane ... artham aindi ... paripoyadu ani ... andaru tala okati chepparu .. dont know after that what happened ... ee sari no-noise take over anukunta pak army .. eppudo maa vode president ani declare chestharu ... Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Rasputin Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 12313 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
Emayindi Zardari ki. America vallu esesthamannaar enduku? chaala miss ayinatlu unna An idea is like a Virus. | ||
| Ruj Side Hero Username: Ruj Post Number: 4345 Registered: 03-2007 Posted From: 170.202.22.1 Rating: N/A |
lol lol lol rofl.. Q) Telugulo manchi cinemalu enduku ravu?? A) manchi cinemalu telugolaki nachavu kanuka..we njoyy b grade stuff.. | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6620 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Chest pain complain....went to middle east for check up & did not return so far. Last official statement, he feared that he might be attacked if he gets treatment in Paki hospital. If this is how the president of this Banana republic feels in his own country, wondering how a mango abdul feels.  Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 3952 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.102 Rating: N/A |
maradhe .. mush Mr 90% kinda lekkeskovachu kavalante ... zard kurrod mr. 10% Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6619 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Zardari Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Rasputin Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 12311 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
Mr 10% evaru? Musharraf aa? An idea is like a Virus. | ||
| Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 3951 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.102 Rating: N/A |
fine .. nenu 1 month munde seppanu .. aadiki muhurtham ettaru mee omeriki vallu ani .. aadiki package ichi pampinchestharu, ledante paiki package tour esestharu .. anthaku minchi paki return elle chances undavu anukuntunna, butto sodariki jargindi chusadu ga ... aina veedi latest track cheyaledu .. enti veedi latest status?/ Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6613 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
How ru Bro? Mr. 10% jump jilani na, return vache chances emanna unnaya? Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Jupiter Side Hero Username: Jupiter Post Number: 3949 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 72.163.217.102 Rating: N/A |
 Maa cinema collection ATHYADHIKA kotlu .. maave genuince collections | ||
| Moviefan84 Side Hero Username: Moviefan84 Post Number: 5073 Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 162.138.1.3 Rating: N/A |
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| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6599 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
 Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6598 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Burning empty tankers...Parle-G bikoot and Taj Mahal Tea  Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Rasputin Hero Username: Rasputin Post Number: 12296 Registered: 02-2008 Posted From: 192.146.101.24 Rating: N/A |
Chuss final gaa Islamabad paina bomb padindaa. anukey idi joke kaadu. Khandisthunnaa :P An idea is like a Virus. | ||
| Adj Junior Artist Username: Adj Post Number: 116 Registered: 09-2011 Posted From: 173.70.108.135 Rating: N/A |
Liking of a joke is inverse proportional to its length. | ||
| Cocanada Legend Username: Cocanada Post Number: 35624 Registered: 01-2008 Posted From: 168.244.164.254 Rating: N/A |
 Swamy, Ms Roy, 11:35 am | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6596 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Essay joke Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Immotional_hatyachar Comedian Username: Immotional_hatyachar Post Number: 1182 Registered: 05-2011 Posted From: 204.14.239.208 Rating: |
nenu okati seppana... Patient: Doctor naaku #1 ravatledu Doctor: Aithe mumbai welli.... lolll | ||
| Hero Username: Twitter Post Number: 14096 Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 151.191.175.205 Rating: N/A |
idhi jokendhehes essay raasi | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6595 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: N/A |
Looks like not many people liked it  Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. | ||
| Ustad Side Hero Username: Ustad Post Number: 6589 Registered: 07-2008 Posted From: 76.173.42.79 Rating: |
The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. They don't need any permission from their government (actually such a thing does not exist in Pakistan), and promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. But they need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. The President asks for a quick decision. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to vacuum explosion in missile rear. Their attempts for a re launch are still on. Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand. A Public Interest Litigation is filed by Swamy in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation. In the meanwhile one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but crashes on its own government building at 11.35AM. Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA. The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the Pak army had started the nuclear war. But as Indian preparations begin, "pro-humanity" and "anti-nuclear" WKK activists led my Ms.Roy come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Road Rail Blockades are organized. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians to stop the war condemning the Indian government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible". On the Pakistan side, the missiles keep malfunctioning. Some missiles were actually dummies supplied by China and North Korea and just two missiles actually fly towards Taiwan and Seoul, their original targets!! The software was never updated. US successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and incinerates Islamabad. Pakistan condemns the attack. Pakistan burns all empty NATO tankers in protest. Imran Khan warns US of a repeat nuke attack on Islamabad but says he may not object to a similar nuke attack on Karachi. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuit packets and Taj Mahal Tea sachets. Manmohan Singh invites whoever is left in Islamabad who has even one eye to come watch IPL in Mohali for promoting peace. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right. And we live happily ever after Fan of Fab 5: Sachin, Rahul, Saurav, Laxman and Kumble. |
