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Methhanithodugu
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anukunta




name add seyyale ikkada special character maatrame jenala perception ala undi
YSR is to politics what Veerappan is to a forest. NTR lo enno faults unodchu kaani i think he was much more responsible with public money- Sanman >>My Name is YS Jagan I am 420
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Jagan Yexsu Samuel (he is the son of Yexsu Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra)


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2040 - Telengana fight still going on. Scheduled for 3040 elections says Chidambaram
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just got an email
News in papers in the year 2040 will read something like this...
This is not astrology or sooth-saying. It is common-sense.

1) A notice board in BJP conference room:

"please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"


2) SUNDAY TIMES 2040.


Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much biriyani).


The PM (read Rahul) said opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasb are unwarranted.

Govt has spent only Rs 18500000000 so far.
Opposition says ministers expenses to visit to Kasab(to check his well being) not included.

Farmers suicide reaches 50000, due to hunger
(what an irony). Farmer family complains, no minister visited them.
Kasab family thanks Indian govt. as Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.
Pawars family owns half the world and also controls, the Russian and Japanese mafia.
Golmal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor, still can't speak or act.
A. Raja's grandson arrested for G-16 scam

Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely,without getting raped.
Lakshwadeep "cats " to join as the 63rd team in IPL.
No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bankrupt
Pawar's grandson who had become a malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.

Pakistan says Tamil Nadu was a part of Pakistan. PM (read Rahul) says the issue can be resolved by talks. A special committee was formed headed by Digvijay Singh for the talks.
Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?"
Student " in Swizerland"

Many American and Western university girls are wooing Indian politician’s sons.
Stanford and Harward say that is the best job they can get
Kasab letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. You should have hidden in India. ( Not Abbotabad in Pakistan)... India is the most safest place to hide. They never hang us and give us best protection and nice biryanis, unlike Pakistan.
Digvijay Singh's grandson says,"the hand in the Congress flag is also RSS hand".
Censor Board reconstituted to 3467 members. All members of Loksabha and Rajyasabha, 200 polititians,5 from obc, 5 from oc, 5 from shia and sunni each, 5 from christians, 5 from police.
5 each from the 200 new acts that govt has introduced, whenever they don't want to take action, 5 from aadivasis etc etc. BJP protests. saying, minority Hindus have no say in Censor Board.

Dig vijay Singh says Rajiv Baba(son of rahul gandhi) who is 18 ready to become next Prime Minister.
Constitution amended. Now foreigners can become PM.
Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time.
Each case will be attended by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue the case. This is because of the new Act Chidambaram had brought in saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.
Hindu Minority Commission formed. The Muslim Law Board and Christian Missionary registers strong protest on this.
They say that this is communalism.
The Manmohan Singh award for the dumb declared.
Politicians exempted from income tax. Finance Minister says,it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.

PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this when the Telgi stamp paper scam and Hassanali hawala case came up for hearing.
He also added that we should learn from the TV channels. They never talk about old scams,always bring new ones.
Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"
Also India's bpl (below poverty line) gone upto 90%. All money with polititians only.
Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yexsu Samuel (he is the son of Yexsu Samuel Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) biggest lenders to America.

YSR is to politics what Veerappan is to a forest. NTR lo enno faults unodchu kaani i think he was much more responsible with public money- Sanman >>My Name is YS Jagan I am 420

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